Had an appointment this morning with a trigger point/dry needling guy.
Say what you will about them, and I’ve heard plenty both for and against, but this guy was quite definitely on the great side. Anatomy was definitely a known topic to him, and how the body functions in terms of movement, and the issues that can and do arise in athletes.
My left adductor issue he suspected, without touching anything at this point, but by only a good discussion with questions, was coming not from my Back specifically at all, but rather the opposite side glute/hip and such.
Some very quick testing of glute control and strength revealed some pretty bloody damning evidence 
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Lots of painful massage, and some dry needling literally had me standing up and being able to squat straight down and rather symmetrically without any kind of warming up. I can’t do that normally on a good day
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What it looks to be is that my right glute has literally been doing 6 tenths of bugger all when training the squat or deadlift patterns. I’ve seen the imbalance in the deadlift for some time now (what would happen at the bottom of the lift, or rather the initial pull, is that my hip would shift to the right hand side, and my left adductor was taking up the slack - the size difference between both my adductors is actually massive - which I knew).
Even when warming up with bodyweight squats, looking down I could always notice a shift to the right. Oops. Turns out that didn’t need to be happening
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Probably 30 minutes of rather painful work, and it was straightened out. To point out a difference in right to left, the massage literally induced Zero pain of any kind on the left, compared to the right where any pressure at all on any muscle was fucken horrible, proper painful. Post needling, it hurt probably 90% less. Quite a difference. Still hours later, I’ve completed two hockey ball rolling sessions on them, and it’s still feeling quite good and functional, and I’m still squatting “straight”.
Not at all sold on all alternative therapies, but I certainly give this guy the thumbs up. He was a trainer for the local NRL Rugby League team here for 4 years with countless online testimonials at that from of players.
Apparently this issue is quite common…he didn’t really have a name for it, just “man your right glute/hip is fucken shit, how did you squat 140kg for 3 with one glute?”.
I like that. No BS. Just “this is shit, and I think this might help”.
Didn’t want me to come back as a prescription, but has given me a couple of basic things to do for both strengthening/waking it up, and to use as ongoing warmup strategies.
I rebooked another session anyway for two weeks times to re assess and ensure progress.
Man. Bodies are a weird thing. How everything is connected, and what drives what when something isn’t functioning like it should be. That whole side to side communication across the body etc. It’s more complicated that most realise…it’s not until you are able to sort of recognise or diagnose an issue that you realise these connections matter a lot.
Anyway. No heavy squats or deadlifts or really any exercise that requires that particular proper movement/control of the glutes and hips like those movements require. But the goal Is to get back to those weights as soon as I can and as safely.
First exercise to get good at is a simple bloody wall external rotation static exercise…working the stability using that flute, and just re teaching the body to use that pathway for stability and strength, as I seem to have forgotten how to do that over time for whatever reason. He didn’t bullshit with any kind of guesses as to why, discussing lifestyle he said it wasn’t immediately obvious so he’d be pissing into the wind
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After I feel like I’m “good” at doing this silly exercise, which can be done as often as I can handle, I should move onto something more challenging, like KB single leg deadlifts etc. But I need to me mindful of becoming “good” at doing it using the muscles it’s meant to be done with before adding any kind of load to that position. He really wants the patterning in my messed up head/CNS to be much closer to where he was able to get it to, to just happen naturally, like it should for normal less messed up people.
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I do like a therapist that insults me, I thrive on that.
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Am benching later today, to continue getting hench.
Fin.