Why Your State Sucks

I live in Utah. Way to many the LDS(Mormon) people, as well as to many LDS haters in one spot. Being LDS myself you think I would enjoy all the self-righteous, judgmental, right-winged blind followers in one spot…but I hate it. Other then that, Utah is amazing!

The only thing that makes California shitty is the government. The gun laws suck ass, and in San Fran, they even made it illegal to include toys in happy meals. Way to go, you Commie bastards.

Oh, and BTW Famous Daves >>>> Texas Roadhouse

[quote]Hyena wrote:
The only thing that makes California shitty is the government. The gun laws suck ass, and in San Fran, they even made it illegal to include toys in happy meals. Way to go, you Commie bastards.

Oh, and BTW Famous Daves >>>> Texas Roadhouse[/quote]

California really is the least sucky state of all.
The state government here does indeed suck ass.
Local governments meh whatev.
We could probably use some more Barbeque too.

ppsssh, we got famous daves, and phil’s BBQ, that’s all you need.

…but our state sucks because enough of us didn’t vote yes on prop 19.

Even this yankee knows if you’re relying on some chain restaurant for ribs you’re doing it wrong.

As for my state, Maryland has the worst drivers in the country.

My state sucks because of rich New York asshole snowbirds and all these douches who rent to own 22’s and put them on any piece of shit they drive. The food here rocks though we got the cuban, and that good Jamaican jerk. I had Texas Roadhouse ribs years back, but for a chain Sticky Fingers kicks there ass.

Taxachusetts

Good restaurant is good?

Mishitgan.

New Jersey

'nuff said.

I guarantee you these are better than Texas Roadhouse. My state sucks because people look at you like your crazy if you buy Pepsi products.

[quote]doogie wrote:
Texas Roadhouse is a shitty, Indiana based whore of a food outlet. That is all.[/quote]

You know man this is fucking funny on many levels, since you will be leaving the best state in the union for where? You working tomorrow? Got to call about our Boys, and I could use your help sometimes in the NFL thread. I am the only Cowboys fan in there you know.

[quote]Doug Adams wrote:
Even this yankee knows if you’re relying on some chain restaurant for ribs you’re doing it wrong.

As for my state, Maryland has the worst drivers in the country. [/quote]

QFT. Doug knows what we in the South know. If you are bragging on ribs from a chain you have never had great ribs.

Finding Texas:

West till you smell it. South till you step in it.

(East If you live west of texas obvy). Also jk obvy. Lowell!

[quote]Hallowed wrote:

[quote]Hyena wrote:
The only thing that makes California shitty is the government. The gun laws suck ass, and in San Fran, they even made it illegal to include toys in happy meals. Way to go, you Commie bastards.

Oh, and BTW Famous Daves >>>> Texas Roadhouse[/quote]

California really is the least sucky state of all.
The state government here does indeed suck ass.
Local governments meh whatev.
We could probably use some more Barbeque too.

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California is where it’s at.

and they didn’t take toys away from happy meals, they simply regulated it so that happy meals have to meet a certain nutritional composition before they are allowed to include a toy. Genius.

Damn, a lot of you guys are seriously unhappy about where you live. Why do you live there if you hate it so much? Job stuff?

I LOVE Seattle. It’s only been two years so maybe I will fall out of love. I would love to live in CA but the expense intimidates me. I figure from Seattle I can fly to CA for a big dose of sun and sand for a couple of hundred bucks. Works for me. By the way, DJHT, looking very gunny in that avi!

Edit: Oh I forgot. I’m supposed to say Seattle sucks so people will stop moving here (a doc who’s born and raised here informed me of this).

[quote]Mettahl wrote:
Damn, a lot of you guys are seriously unhappy about where you live. Why do you live there if you hate it so much? Job stuff?[/quote]

Federal Pen

shrug

Michigan is actually pretty sweet… when you break free from the Detroit area.