Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Yo Mamma:
Before reading your profile I had wondered what I could have possibly said or done to be on the receiving end of such a burning hatred, an incandescent animosity. It should have been obvious.
Well, allow me to fan the flames:
Female musicians suck too.
[quote]Veratyr wrote:
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Yo Mamma:
Before reading your profile I had wondered what I could have possibly said or done to be on the receiving end of such a burning hatred, an incandescent animosity. It should have been obvious.
Well, allow me to fan the flames:
Female musicians suck too.[/quote]
Don’t get your shorts in a ball, I’ll run you some slack because you’re new here, and don’t know me. So before my homeboys start to bust you up, I’ll tell you this:
It’s not that I hate ya, I’m naughty by nature.
I see the humor in everything, and have the gift of being able to laugh at myself, so you can’t raise my ire at the suckage of female musicians, because I just might agree with you.
But then, what do I know, I’m just the bass player :~)
[quote]Zap Branigan wrote:
There are plenty of funny women out there!
Some of you guys need to turn off the TV and computer and start interacting with real people.
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Yea seriously. It’s not that serious. Almost all my female friends make me laugh. It’s often different from the jokes I make when I’m with all guys, but I’m rarely in situations where a girl doesn’t laugh at my comments or can’t offer a decent comeback.
[quote]Veratyr wrote:
…such a burning hatred, an incandescent animosity…[/quote]
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I guess you are funny afterall!
[quote]Jillybop wrote:
Veratyr wrote:
…such a burning hatred, an incandescent animosity…
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I guess you are funny afterall!
[/quote]
He’s almost as funny as a chick!
[quote]Sabrina wrote:
Jillybop wrote:
Veratyr wrote:
…such a burning hatred, an incandescent animosity…
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
I guess you are funny afterall!
He’s almost as funny as a chick![/quote]
Hahah, see, that’s funny. And by a chick.
Perhaps we should start a thread titled “Why Veratyr Isn’t Funny”?
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
So before my homeboys start to bust you up, I’ll tell you this:
It’s not that I hate ya, I’m naughty by nature.
[/quote]
What a pleasant surprise. Here I was expecting an entourage of white knights tripping over their dicks to come to your rescue, yet instead this league of vixens comes to take playful potshots. Well, I surrender forthwith and eagerly await further punishment. 
Women aren’t funny, bottom line because many times they don’t have to be. Has that been stated before?