Why Women Aren't Funny

I don’t normally post articles without comment, but this one doesn’t leave much to say. The author, Christopher Hitchens, may not be of Olympian stature, but anyone who’s seen him television knows he’s an agressive son of a bitch. Case and point: Hitchens flips off Maher's morons - YouTube

Starting at the end, Hitchens laments in his conclusion that the two things men value the most, women and humor, are antithetical. For me this has always been a great source of frustration. I will go to agnozing lengths to make women laugh, and when a well-crafted joke is lost upon its target, or worse, completely ignored by the flake - well, the psychic stress can be very acute.

There’s an amoral part of me constantly reminding that making women laugh isn’t nearly as hard as I’m making it out to be. A rapid succession of cheap gags at the expense of an unpopular, preferably fat celebrity will tickle the female funny bone. I could be like my father and stock up on ammunition; Star, the Inquirer, and the like, but the jokes are inauthentic and the humor still isn’t shared.

Perhaps it’s because I value humor so much that I actively seek those rare beauties who are in tune with it. Two of the four women with whom I’ve had relationships have been Jewish, and Hitchens prudently excludes them from this otherwise justifiably broad generalization. The other two were both of Scandinavian ancestry, and while they didn’t see the humor in all of my jokes, they were quirky enough that they at least made me laugh.

Well, it looks like there was something to say after all, even if it was only my personal experience. Without further adieu, the article:

Why Women Aren’t Funny
What makes the female so much deadlier than the male? With assists from Fran Lebowitz, Nora Ephron, and a recent Stanford-medical-school study, the author investigates the reasons for the humor gap.
by Christopher Hitchens January 2007

Be your gender what it may, you will certainly have heard the following from a female friend who is enumerating the charms of a new (male) squeeze: "He’s really quite cute, and he’s kind to my friends, and he knows all kinds of stuff, and he’s so funny … " (If you yourself are a guy, and you know the man in question, you will often have said to yourself, “Funny? He wouldn’t know a joke if it came served on a bed of lettuce with sauce béarnaise.”) However, there is something that you absolutely never hear from a male friend who is hymning his latest (female) love interest: “She’s a real honey, has a life of her own … [interlude for attributes that are none of your business] … and, man, does she ever make 'em laugh.”

Now, why is this? Why is it the case?, I mean. Why are women, who have the whole male world at their mercy, not funny? Please do not pretend not to know what I am talking about.

All right - try it the other way (as the bishop said to the barmaid). Why are men, taken on average and as a whole, funnier than women? Well, for one thing, they had damn well better be. The chief task in life that a man has to perform is that of impressing the opposite sex, and Mother Nature (as we laughingly call her) is not so kind to men. In fact, she equips many fellows with very little armament for the struggle. An average man has just one, outside chance: he had better be able to make the lady laugh. Making them laugh has been one of the crucial preoccupations of my life. If you can stimulate her to laughter - I am talking about that real, out-loud, head-back, mouth-open-to-expose-the-full-horseshoe-of-lovely-teeth, involuntary, full, and deep-throated mirth; the kind that is accompanied by a shocked surprise and a slight (no, make that a loud) peal of delight - well, then, you have at least caused her to loosen up and to change her expression. I shall not elaborate further.

Women have no corresponding need to appeal to men in this way. They already appeal to men, if you catch my drift. Indeed, we now have all the joy of a scientific study, which illuminates the difference. At the Stanford University School of Medicine (a place, as it happens, where I once underwent an absolutely hilarious procedure with a sigmoidoscope), the grim-faced researchers showed 10 men and 10 women a sample of 70 black-and-white cartoons and got them to rate the gags on a “funniness scale.” To annex for a moment the fall-about language of the report as it was summarized in Biotech Week:

The researchers found that men and women share much of the same humor-response system; both use to a similar degree the part of the brain responsible for semantic knowledge and juxtaposition and the part involved in language processing. But they also found that some brain regions were activated more in women. These included the left prefrontal cortex, suggesting a greater emphasis on language and executive processing in women, and the nucleus accumbens … which is part of the mesolimbic reward center.

This has all the charm and address of the learned Professor Scully’s attempt to define a smile, as cited by Richard Usborne in his treatise on P. G. Wodehouse: "the drawing back and slight lifting of the corners of the mouth, which partially uncover the teeth; the curving of the naso-labial furrows … " But have no fear-it gets worse:

“Women appeared to have less expectation of a reward, which in this case was the punch line of the cartoon,” said the report’s author, Dr. Allan Reiss. “So when they got to the joke’s punch line, they were more pleased about it.” The report also found that “women were quicker at identifying material they considered unfunny.”

Slower to get it, more pleased when they do, and swift to locate the unfunny - for this we need the Stanford University School of Medicine? And remember, this is women when confronted with humor. Is it any wonder that they are backward in generating it?

Read the whole thing:

Thanks for the link, whether or not I agree with him, Hitchens is always a smart guy and a damn good writer.

I’ve never really noticed whether or not women are funny. I do know that how they react to a man’s attempts at being funny is based entirely on whether or not that man can fuck her. If a woman meets your attempt at humor with indifference, it means that you have absolutely no chance.

If she laughs at a funny joke, you have a chance. If she meets a funny joke with hostility, or comtempt, it means you have a chance. But if you make some stupid joke, a joke that is not funny at all, and she laughs her ass off, it means you’re in like Flynn.

Women aren’t funny because:

  1. They don’t have to be, as discussed previously, so they never try to be.

  2. Most of the things they talk about aren’t funny. Any female comedian I ever saw mainly talks about how stupid their significant other is, and how much they annoy them. Then they will go on a 10 minute diatribe about how stupid men are in general. NOT funny.

  3. Most conversational humor is derived from some sort of insult or quick response in a given situation (AKA ballbreaking). This is a huge part of male culture and is ingrained in our behavior and psyche from childhood or adolescence, where this type of exchange is not present in female circles.

  4. And, of course, their brains are smaller.

Well, now that is cleared up, can anyone explain why they suck so bad at driving?

Although there are different types of humor, and they DO at times seem to fall into place along gender lines, there’s no reason to believe that women can’t be funny. My wife is very witty, and can deliver lines that absolutely slash and burn a room (maybe because they come from someone who generally seems to be the sweetest person around). You need to meet different women…like Sarah Silverman, perhaps.

One of my favorite lines from Dorothy Sayers:
“The only sin that sex can commit is to be joyless. Love must lay down with laughter or it makes its bed in hell.”

My $.02.

I think it has to do with smaller brains and less smarts. I don’t buy the attract women crap. Guys love other guys that are funny. They love a good joke. I doubt i ever heard a good joke from a woman.

Yeah…my wife’s one of the funniest people I know…I think a big difference is that men will use over the top humor to establish their Alpha Male status…you know…walk into a party making jokes, witticisms, etc…kind of try to establish the mood…women are content to sit back and wait…

Also…men are funny when they do physical comedy…pratfalls, acting out stories…I think when women try this they end up looking like Lucille Ball…which CAN be very funny…but usually ain’t sexy.

Yo, Veratyr,

Remember your first post?
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1673328

Looks like you aren’t too funny either.

Maybe doing lunges in hell while being knee deep in shit isnt funny to them.

[quote]fightingtiger wrote:
Maybe doing lunges in hell while being knee deep in shit isnt funny to them.[/quote]

It’s not the content of the humor. It’s the delivery that makes the room shout.

Like I said before, don’t quit your day job.

[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
Women aren’t funny because:

  1. They don’t have to be, as discussed previously, so they never try to be.

  2. Most of the things they talk about aren’t funny. Any female comedian I ever saw mainly talks about how stupid their significant other is, and how much they annoy them. Then they will go on a 10 minute diatribe about how stupid men are in general. NOT funny.

  3. Most conversational humor is derived from some sort of insult or quick response in a given situation (AKA ballbreaking). This is a huge part of male culture and is ingrained in our behavior and psyche from childhood or adolescence, where this type of exchange is not present in female circles.

  4. And, of course, their brains are smaller.[/quote]

All of this being said, my grandmother on my dad’s side is one of the funniest people I know, because she will say whatever comes to her mind. It’s like there is no filter between her brain and her mouth.

I’ve never had any problem making people laugh even, and perhaps especially, women. But then I perhaps have a talent.

Also, never had any problem finding plenty of women funny.

I think it would be harder to find examples of people/women who are NOT funny, but they are out there, man those people are boring twits.

All the problems of the world are caused by people with no sense of humour.

Or as Bandler puts it, “Too much seriousness” is one of the 3 great diseases of the human world.

Lisa Lampanelli is pretty damn funny.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Yo, Veratyr,

Remember your first post?
http://www.T-Nation.com/tmagnum/readTopic.do?id=1673328

Looks like you aren’t too funny either.

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Oh, snap!

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[quote]StevenF wrote:
Well, now that is cleared up, can anyone explain why they suck so bad at driving? [/quote]

Now THAT’S Funny!

[quote]Applesauce wrote:
Lisa Lampanelli is pretty damn funny.[/quote]

Lisa Lampanelli is a fucking wildabeast. She doesn’t count as a woman. But she is funny.

Or as Bandler puts it, “Too much seriousness” is one of the 3 great diseases of the human world.

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True. Very true.

I’m gonna get flamed by someone for this…but a lot of…oh never mind.

All Lisa Lampanelli’s material revolves around fucking black guys. Not funny.