[quote]Vegita wrote:
I have a huge 4 inch penis
I am the dungeonmaster for my D&D Club (3 members)
I have a 700 Square foot living arrangement in my moms basement.
Becky the girl at Mcdonalds told me I wasn’t that annoying when another cashier told me I was.
My pimples are starting to clear up… I think
Life is good
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Vegita for the win.
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
What do you do and how much money are you making? I’m trying to put this in perspective.[/quote]
quoted for answers.
Everyone should also follow Irondwarfs suggestion. well played sir…well played
I live near DC and just found out on the travel Channel that there is a place that sells a 2’ long slice of pizza.
Iron dwarf wins!
^For the wife or for the Fabio like hair???
[quote]Kerley wrote:
Iron dwarf wins! [/quote]
he’s the reason your awesome?
I’m alive and in decent health (I think)
I have a great girlfriend that’s totally devoid of drama.
I’m employed
I have a roof over my head
A decent car
Great parents
I can afford things that I want… which isn’t really that much.
^but you’re always hungry. Now that must blow!
i got a 3.7 in organic chemistry last quarter
I bought a decent quality (not EFS) cage, 450#'s of plates (I now have 800#'s in plates), an oly bar and plate tree for 225 bucks.
My family is happy and healthy.
I have gold
My wife likes to work out
My daughter (22 months) has her own set of kettlebells that she uses
I have a good group of fellow iron heads and combat athletes I train with
I no longer train in a commercial gym
life is good
After overcoming a bit of adversity, I’ve taken control of my life spiritually, mentally, emotionally, physically and financially.
I have two handsome, strong, smart, talented, unique, tall sons who show all the signs of good character and integrity (did I mention handsome? LOL). My oldest got all A’s on his report card, is the captain of his soccer team (plays lacrosse and basketball as well and can do 18 pullups), plays four musical instruments and won the chess tournament at his school. He’s also 12 and taller than me already. Yeah, I’m braggin! 
I have successfully reproduced so there is no need for me to get re-married and deal with a woman’s bullshit day in and day out ever again. (if I fall in love or something, that’s great, but I feel no PRESSURE to be in a relationship or reproduce again - I knocked it out of the part the first time)
My renewable energy company is growing faster than I projected. I will be sending one of my partners to china in two weeks to look at buying a manufacturing facility there so I can have my own brand of solar water heaters. I also have a proposal in front of the House Armed Services Committee right now to secure funding to manufacture Thin Film Batteries for the DOD here in the US and I am very hopeful of getting the earmark funding I’ve requested. (an average platoon in Afghanistan carries over 117 pounds of batteries for their various electronic equipment, with the technology I am proposing I can cut it down to less than 20 pounds - more room for ammo for our troops)
I am waiting on a bunch of things to either pan out and grow, or not, but right now, and for the next few weeks, I have the time I want to consciously evolve (or fuck off on T-Nation all day if I want LOL)
It’s spring time, so home sales is picking up so I am starting to see an increase in revenue from my mortgage channel.
I’m happy. I wake up and look forward to my day. I overcome most challenges before they arise. I am starting to rebuild my wealth after my divorce a few years ago - the portfolio is looking good.
I also have an above average sized penis (good one, AdvancedTS! LOL). Did I mention that I can get laid like a rock star whenever I want to cuz I figured out what women respond to? That’s REALLY fun.
Life is pretty good!
I had to work in Hawaii for three weeks, in February/March
I got a baby boy on the way in early September
Work is taking me to Seattle for a week in May
One of my algorithms just got accepted as standard operating procedure
I’ve got a hard on at 4:40 in the afternoon
I’m hydrated
The gym beckons, then a big meal…
Plus GLEE is back on tonight! Yesssssssss
[quote]AndrewG909 wrote:
^For the wife or for the Fabio like hair???[/quote]
wife > hair
the Halo: Reach beta drops in less than a month…how can life NOT be awesome???
lol.
this is so easy it’s not even fun
I am not starving. I have a roof over my head and I have some spare time
i’m in between outbreaks
[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Plus GLEE is back on tonight! Yesssssssss[/quote]
Yes! I’m not the only GLEE-loving nerd!
hmm, im waiting for it to work out.