Why Is It So Difficult for my Friend to Get a GF?

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Lol isn’t 960 relatively high for a natural? I know it’s within the reference range though. But I didn’t want to shift the focus to me. I just thought i’d point it out. I’ve read studies where men with higher testosterone serum concentration are more likely to cheat. However I sometime think this is just my own confirmation bias.

Yeah exactly. I genuinely feel bad for doing it. I just don’t ever see myself being emotionally attached to another girl. Just physically attracted.

I probably should have clarified that I didn’t think that you are going to strong arm your kid into a marriage. I know your ideas come from a good place. Sorry if that felt like an attack on you - it wasn’t. Some overbearing parents in certain cultures do do this though - and Anna’s ā€œrequireā€ comment was what I was talking about.

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It’s all good. I knew you were speaking generally. I was just clarifying what I meant.

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Maybe if you break up with your ugly friend.

Using customs, traditions, and community to guide your child’s choice is inoffensive to me - I think a lot of people subconsciously do something similar to that anyways, and I may as well.

It may or may not happen, but if my kids never step foot in a club I’ll consider it a win. Clubs suck, haha. The music sucks, the people suck, everything is too expensive, and the ā€œdancingā€ is just dry humping - I sound kind of crotchety and old saying all this but I really was never a fan of clubs even when I was relentlessly chasing tail.

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Lol naw he’s a good friend. I wouldn’t stop being his friend just because he’s ugly.

He’s obviously holding you back from finding true love with the opposite sex.

How so? I get plenty of women and only one of them I actually have an emotional attachment to? I’m missing your point.

The only truly fun time I’ve had in a night club was in Barcelona, where 90% of the music had a Latin flair, interrupted randomly by 90s American hip hop.

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I think you’re emotionally attached to your ā€œfriend.ā€

I liked a few actually: Zachary’s in East Meadow, Neptune’s in the Hamptons, and Cavo in Astoria, with Cavo being my favorite because I’d bump into a lot of people I knew and it had a great dining area. These places weren’t like those huge madhouses in Manhattan, like Tunnel, Sound Factory, Palladium. I did meet a former girlfriend at Twilo a long time ago when some famous techno guy was playing who I can’t remember.

I’m thinking maybe you’re familiar with these places, all of them now closed because if I recall correctly you’re from LI or Manhattan. I’m from Queens but live in LI now.

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ā€œWhy can’t my friend get a girlfriend?ā€

This is what I was talking about before - this is just public masturbation. The friend doesn’t matter, just like the girlfriend doesn’t matter.

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Alright, dementia is one of the things I’m most afraid of. How does one get Gonorrhea? I think it was scientifically proven it’s possible to get it from a tractor in Seinfeld? Are there any alternatives? I know there are bulldozers where I live but I’ve never seen a tractor in my life.

Has your friend tried posting a pic of himself holding a shoe for comparison? It’s a pretty good tool for demonstrating body fat percentage

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