^LMAO!
I liked the fat ppl riding ponies idea. Or croquet to throw some sophistication into it.
Sumo - Water Polo?
[quote]Rusty Barbell wrote:
Sounds like you all need something new to think about…
What is the funniest sport to watch fat people play and why?[/quote]
It’s funny to watch fat people play most sports, but I think soccer would be good. It’s a lot of running and agility, which fat people generally are not good at. Watching fat people run in general is pretty amusing.
I have only read the first two pages of this thread and tears of laughter are running down my face!!!
I think obese people swimming the 100 meter butterfly stroke would be the most interesting to watch…
Edit: Just think about it, them propelling themselves through the water. Flopping their legs up and down like a whale…
Well yes, I think a horse race (remember ponies can only hold so much!) is a very high quality answer because:
(1) You still get a massive amount of the jiggly effect and
(2) They won’t get as tired and hence will have a greater propensity to retain their competitiveness throughout the entire event. (Although I guess there is some merit in seeing them all whine and quit one by one…)
So there’s got to be something else(s) that can contend with this…
and remember folks, you need to state why! (or else the answer is invalid!)
there is a difference between morbidly obese people and fat people.
People can have imbalances, for example a young women is coming into our office, she is 200 lbs over weight, she is on a strict diet and eats often during the day small meals. She got these “diets” from mags and celebs. the diet consist of allot of soy. She comes in, we check here diet, she is allergic to soy, on top of that because of the “diet” she was doing that has worked on some one, as it “claimed” had her in high estrogen load, cortisol imbalance from the stresser and then into insulin resistance. Its very sad, but in the last 50 yrs peoples bodies have not adapted and shouldnt adapt to the food, water and air we breath.
As for myself, i was always chunky growing up. I ate the same if not healthier, I would out do most in the sports I did, had a consistant five min mile, but was chunky borderline fat. take away the food i was not good with (which majority of people dont know theirs) took some extra iodine and kelp, and shedded pounds.
My diet and supps i take are pretty strict, if i dont I gain fat. Its the way it works, but i can gain size, and strength fast so its a good trade
There is no excuse for morbid obesity.
What I am getting at, is there are some that just eat and dont care, there are are others that eat whatever because they try the “diets” and see nothin and get discouraged, there are others that push through.
Instead of just generalizing try informing these people in nice ways about some things they can do.
Change the “diets”, make higher food guides, change the “Daily Value” etc.
Also think about this, being so bulky that one cant barely keep there arms to their sides is not natural either.
But like the little asain man say in “hungover”, “you fat, fat people are funny”
I think that there are issues that people aren’t addressing here.
1). If someone is morbidly obese, I don’t care - as long as they don’t then start using my tax dollars to pay for their treatments/help them with related diseases. If I have the self-control to NOT get so fat that I suffer a heart attack or develop type 2 diabetes (after being overweight in the past), I can’t help but feel I shouldn’t be paying for people who DON’T have that self-control. I’m not saying that they should be left to die, but I object to my money basically funding laziness.
2). I have many overweight friends. Some of them are trying to better themselves, some of them aren’t. I don’t care either way; it’s the morbidly obese that are ruining their lives that are the issue.
3). When you have organizations like this one: http://www.naafaonline.com/dev2/ “the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance” I believe that we have serious problems. Nobody has the nataional association to advance smokers/alcoholics/drug-takers acceptance. Obesity is a serious healthrisk, and ‘accepting’ it isn’t going to help.
4). Goverment sponsored gastric banding is retarded (yes, I’m from Australia too, as an earlier poster noted). What a complete joke. How about government sponsored nutrition talks in schools etc. I don’t care if they use the food pyramid; eating some bread, meat, dairy and fruit/veg seems to me a lot better than jumbo size sodas and cakes.
5). Amusing fat person sports… diving, gymnastics.
EDIT: Quote from an article linked to on that site [quote]
But while yo-yo dieting is appealing to many, it’s being sworn off by some
Americans like Marianne Kirby. She may tip the scales at 319 pounds, but when
she looks in the mirror she loves what she sees.
“When I look at myself in the mirror, I see pure awesome,” said Kirby, who lives
in Orlando, Fla., and is the founder of the Web site TheRotund.com. “Fat is
beautiful!” [/quote]
[quote]Cherrymennos wrote:
I have only read the first two pages of this thread and tears of laughter are running down my face!!!
I think obese people swimming the 100 meter butterfly stroke would be the most interesting to watch…
Edit: Just think about it, them propelling themselves through the water. Flopping their legs up and down like a whale…[/quote]
Fat folks are very buoyant. I was in a swimming pool with a neighbor who is really fat, and she was able to float while sitting on one of those little foam tubes that children hang onto. I could not float, I sat on it an immediately started sinking. When I said ‘hey, my floaty tube doesn’t work’ she chuckled and said ‘hmmm, fat floats, muscle sinks, I guess you lose’.
[quote]eric_lacrosse wrote:
Cherrymennos wrote:
I have only read the first two pages of this thread and tears of laughter are running down my face!!!
I think obese people swimming the 100 meter butterfly stroke would be the most interesting to watch…
Edit: Just think about it, them propelling themselves through the water. Flopping their legs up and down like a whale…
Fat folks are very buoyant. I was in a swimming pool with a neighbor who is really fat, and she was able to float while sitting on one of those little foam tubes that children hang onto. I could not float, I sat on it an immediately started sinking. When I said ‘hey, my floaty tube doesn’t work’ she chuckled and said ‘hmmm, fat floats, muscle sinks, I guess you lose’.
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fat people need to have something over the fit… let them have their buoyancy.
I saw this woman at this block party I went to on Sunday, I guess she thought she was cute with the outfit she had on that showed her half naked…but at a good 375 pounds I would say she’s anything but. I wouldnt stick my dick in any hole of hers if you paid me to. I wish Id have took a pic so you all could have seen what I seen.
I smoke and drink and Im in excellent shape. But I do it in moderation…its not a daily thing for me. Last time I smoked and drank was on Sunday at a block party, but the last time I smoked and drinked before that was a week and a half before that Sunday.
I dont think its anything wrong with smoking or drinking if thats what you do, but unfortunately many people let it become an uncontrolable habit.
[quote]clip11 wrote:
I saw this woman at this block party I went to on Sunday, I guess she thought she was cute with the outfit she had on that showed her half naked…but at a good 375 pounds I would say she’s anything but. I wouldnt stick my dick in any hole of hers if you paid me to. I wish Id have took a pic so you all could have seen what I seen.[/quote]
I thought you liked your women meaty
Anyone familiar with those strange Japanese game shows where the contestants have to to little physical challenges? Sometimes it’s a race with mobile obstacles flying at you, among many other things. This would be amusing.
My ex-bestfriend put on the pounds during highschool. Years later we were at a party, and while hugging me she fell down ontop of me and nearly broke my ankle.
I also used to give pony rides to little kids, and there was this one that resembled a bowling ball. We could barely get him on and I thought that little shetland was going to fall over the whole time. Parents shouldn’t let their two hundred pound seven year olds near the petting farm.
[quote]Oleena wrote:
My ex-bestfriend put on the pounds during highschool. Years later we were at a party, and while hugging me she fell down ontop of me and nearly broke my ankle.
I also used to give pony rides to little kids, and there was this one that resembled a bowling ball. We could barely get him on and I thought that little shetland was going to fall over the whole time. Parents shouldn’t let their two hundred pound seven year olds near the petting farm.[/quote]
I read this & started laughing when I realized you meant a literal pony.
It’s a cool visual either way.
Now I want a pony.
As for the sports, biathalon.
2 man luge would work. (rock, paper, scissors for who gets to be “Top”.)
or ski-jumping, just because it would be AWESOME.
I should have shared this earlier.
mmmmmmmm…nom nom nom
Sumo Water Polo, F*ck Ya!
[quote]Oleena wrote:
I also used to give pony rides to little kids, and there was this one that resembled a bowling ball. We could barely get him on and I thought that little shetland was going to fall over the whole time. Parents shouldn’t let their two hundred pound seven year olds near the petting farm.[/quote]
Parents shouldn’t let their seven year olds get to two hundred pounds. This makes me angrier than anything else.
[quote]Mettahl wrote:
Anyone familiar with those strange Japanese game shows where the contestants have to to little physical challenges? Sometimes it’s a race with mobile obstacles flying at you, among many other things. This would be amusing.[/quote]
agreed, the results would be made of win
[quote]Muscles297 wrote:
clip11 wrote:
I saw this woman at this block party I went to on Sunday, I guess she thought she was cute with the outfit she had on that showed her half naked…but at a good 375 pounds I would say she’s anything but. I wouldnt stick my dick in any hole of hers if you paid me to. I wish Id have took a pic so you all could have seen what I seen.
I thought you liked your women meaty[/quote]
I like them thick…you might call that meaty…when I say that I mean like 5’5 150 pounds…not a menancing 375 pounds!
[quote]Muscles297 wrote:
clip11 wrote:
I saw this woman at this block party I went to on Sunday, I guess she thought she was cute with the outfit she had on that showed her half naked…but at a good 375 pounds I would say she’s anything but. I wouldnt stick my dick in any hole of hers if you paid me to. I wish Id have took a pic so you all could have seen what I seen.
I thought you liked your women meaty[/quote]
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