Why Can't Spock Get Men?

Where does Spock live in Alberta? I’d love to take her out if she’s in the Calgary area.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
there’s an impossibly big handsome powerful hero[/quote]
How big and how powerful?

Do they ever mention his deadlift?[/quote]

LOL! csulli, No deadlift. And before you ask, no squats either. :slight_smile: BUT some of Spock’s exact words come out of the main character’s mouth.

EXACT.

Happy to book group it with you all. Bring it.
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Look, if there ain’t no deadlift numbers there ain’t no provable powerful hero. Sheesh.
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Or at least lift a car or something heavy.

Found a picture from the inside cover of the book. Looks like Powerpuff was right, he’s pretty powerful.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
So I got a hair cut/died my hair/put on a tiny bit of make up and bought a new shirt…

I think I bumped myself up to a 6.82333, LOL.

I feel like a whole new me (sort of).

Also, desk boy at the gym complimented my hair cut, so that’s cool.

I DO TAKE ADVICE FYI!!![/quote]

You have very good teeth

[quote]csulli wrote:
Found a picture from the inside cover of the book. Looks like Powerpuff was right, he’s pretty powerful.[/quote]

:slight_smile:

That is very, very funny.

<------- Fears she will never hear the end of this.

Diversion tactic -

Back to the imaginary wardrobe. Spock, this girl is about your height and weight, and she’s built fuller through the hip and thigh. If you end up deciding to try some heels, you go with black and nude. That’s all you really need. Nude heels will make your legs look a lot longer. No straps around the ankle to interrupt the long line.

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:
Where does Spock live in Alberta? I’d love to take her out if she’s in the Calgary area.[/quote]
Strong lurking. She’s a good drive north of you though.

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:
Where does Spock live in Alberta? I’d love to take her out if she’s in the Calgary area.[/quote]
Strong lurking. She’s a good drive north of you though.[/quote]

Yes, the lurk is strong with this one.

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:
Where does Spock live in Alberta? I’d love to take her out if she’s in the Calgary area.[/quote]
Strong lurking. She’s a good drive north of you though.[/quote]

Yes, the lurk is strong with this one.[/quote]
You’re ruining it now, you just doubled your post count and halved your lurking efficiency.

LOL!

Yeah, I live in Edmonton…

But sometimes I go to Calgary because you can stare up close at the bison in the zoo.

Bison is delicious.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Bison is delicious.[/quote]

OMGG I KNOWwwwwwww!!

It’s my #1 meat.

Here are some more books I think you could relate to:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Bison is delicious.[/quote]

OMGG I KNOWwwwwwww!!

It’s my #1 meat.

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Had it for the first time in a while like a year ago at Fuddruckers. OMG so good. I need to try the elk and boar asap (and bison again of course).

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:

[quote]TheJonty wrote:

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:
Where does Spock live in Alberta? I’d love to take her out if she’s in the Calgary area.[/quote]
Strong lurking. She’s a good drive north of you though.[/quote]

Yes, the lurk is strong with this one.[/quote]
You’re ruining it now, you just doubled your post count and halved your lurking efficiency.[/quote]

Hahaha! So I can’t slink back into the shadows, and continue to creep the forums like a weirdo?

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]Waittz wrote:

Spock, how do you dress currently? Do you have a description of your personal style? How are you expected or required to dress for your profession? How do you want to be perceived by others at first glance? What personal statement do you want your attire to present? Are you willing to sacrifice some comfort for aesthetics and are you willing to step out of your comfort zone?

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Well I find it VERY hard to find clothes that fit me because if I can get anything up past the thigh/quad/ass area than it ends up being HUGE on my waist.
Not just like add a belt huge, but like add a belt and it will be all bunchy and ridiculous huge, heh.
I also have big arms and a wide back so INB4 muscley clothing fitting woes.
And I am only 5’0 so even petite pants end up needing to be rolled up into these boaty cuff type things.
LOL
I have three pairs of shoes
Gym chucks which have the Joker on them
Going out chucks which are not high tops so they seem quite classy
and the chucks that I used fabric paint on so I could try and draw the RHCP symbol on them, and ya… It looks like a big red blob so I don’t wear them anymore
HAHAHA

I try to look semi-formalish at work. I work for the city so they don’t want me to be a slob, and I deal with a lot of people.
But I am not in an office so I don’t need to get too crazy.
I wouldn’t mind stepping out of my comfort zone. I typically just buy whatever fits me if it doesn’t look too stupid, LOL.[/quote]

OK, you have it tougher than me. I’m nearly 5’2", and despite all my lifting, I still buy the smallest sizes I can find, especially in shirts and jackets. Always 0 or 2 petite, or I raid the little girls department when I can. Working on Delts, but still Latless. :slight_smile: I have trouble with the legs, but my hips are narrow but proportionate if that makes sense.

I know you are in Canada, but skirts cut like this are my uniform. You only have to worry about your waist measurement. They will emphasize a small waist, and I don’t have to worry about my more developed quads and calves. You can do it in a black or grey heavier fabric like wool, and wear tights in the winter -black. Length is best if it’s just above your knee or mid thigh. NO LONGER.

And you could wear a little skirt like that with some chucks and a fitted sweater, or ballet flats. You’re a lot younger than me, and this may not be your thing, but I’m telling you, skirts are your friend. I’m mostly really tailored and on the preppy side, and I wear heels and ballet flats a lot.
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I wear skirts like this, too, and like PP have both wooly and summer weight, as well as different lengths. I’ll wear them this time of year with tights or leggings and boots. Here’s what I wore out New Year’s Eve. In slightly warmer weather I’ll do leggings and flats or even clunky shoes. Summertime it’s sandals, but then that becomes a very short skirt indeed, for my age at least. I’m also tall, and long and short are relative.

Same skirt in the summertime with t-shirt and flip=flops. (I’m drunk on my best friend’s patio because a man done me wrong.) (Sometimes girlfriends are the very best thing ever in the whole wide world, don’t judge women too quickly.)

Edit: Every man ever has loved that skirt, which I got for like $6 on clearance at the Gap a couple of years ago. I think it may be responsible for my otherwise inexplicable recent success with men.

I’ll wear it to work with leggings and boots, as above, but not in the summer because it’s too short.

Second edit: It would be perfect for you at work because of your height and your age, which both allow for shorter skirts.

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
LOL!

Yeah, I live in Edmonton…

But sometimes I go to Calgary because you can stare up close at the bison in the zoo. [/quote]

The only reason I’ve been to Edmonton in the past 10 or so years, was for a concert… and to laugh at your ski hill.

[quote]Powerpuff wrote:
If you can’t bring yourself to wear skirts and sundresses more, then just a couple of things. This girl is about 5’2" 118 pounds. This outfit might be more your speed. Oh, looking for cropped ankle length pants is also a trick. You mentioned that you often roll your pants a little. I do that too sometimes, because I’ll leave pants long if I want to be able to wear them with heels.

Just notice fit. NOTHING is baggy or oversized. And the sweater comes just below her waist. Anything that hangs down past your booty will visually cut your legs off and make you look shorter. Also, anything really full - will make you look short, and like you’re swimming in it. You’d buy these to fit your quads, then have the waist and rise altered as needed. It’s worth the $15 bucks to have them fit right. Same goes for jeans. It’s a lot easier now that most women’s denim has some stretch/ Spandex in the fabric. [/quote]

Um, yup. I think I have every single thing in this outfit, except that while I have the sweater in that color I don’t have pants that color. That’s a cut I wear all the time, though, paired similarly. (Thin pink sweater w/fitted green pants rolled up, flats.)

[quote]BCREW316 wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
LOL!

Yeah, I live in Edmonton…

But sometimes I go to Calgary because you can stare up close at the bison in the zoo. [/quote]

The only reason I’ve been to Edmonton in the past 10 or so years, was for a concert… and to laugh at your ski hill.[/quote]

:open_mouth: what concert! ?