Why Can't People Put Away Their Weights

The average American man is a slob. That’s why.

Have you ever been to the five boroughs of NYC? I’d estimate 85% of the population here are filthy pigs.

True, but when a city’s means of disposing trash involves every establishment dumping their garbage bags on the curb for pickup, you can’t really be surprised when a systemic desensitization to filth occurs.

I’ll be visiting NYU for work at some point within the next few weeks and am hopeful that I can either avoid this degenerate practice entirely or swing through on days cool enough that whatever bags the rats and homeless tore open don’t reek too harshly.