[quote]sen say wrote:
Ummm…how does one follow Meesus Push’s comment…sheeesh, some guys…call me you short skirt wearing, bosom bearin’ hottie…in case you forgot, it’s 1-800-SEN-SAY1
[/quote]What happened to my comment? It’s gone!
[quote]meesuspush wrote:
pushharder wrote:
G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
She actually just got off the phone setting up a date for me with one of her girlfriends for tomorrow night.
She learned her lesson from last weekend with the headache thing. During this time of recession, we just can’t afford the incurred bills associated with the car flipping phenomenon.
Wish me luck! This is a brand new chick for me.
Yep! I gotta save our vehicles so I’m trying to set him up with a nice looking single chick I met at the bar a few months ago! She is a looker and a lot of fun for me as well. So wish us both luck on this one!! [/quote]
Ok when I meet a woman so sweet, beautiful and open as you I’m marrying her. A diamond in the rough, truly. Push you lucky bastard.
[quote]roybot wrote:
The star prize goes to Carlitosway. Why are chimps so strong? Because they have to defend themselves against suprise sex attacks from Michael Jackson, of course (allegedly)…[/quote]
LOL and I just posted that cause I enjoy popcorn, the pop king shamonaa!!! and watching the entertainment unfold before my eyes:D. Yet how you perceived it is brilliant. Kudos to you my good man.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
She actually just got off the phone setting up a date for me with one of her girlfriends for tomorrow night.
She learned her lesson from last weekend with the headache thing. During this time of recession, we just can’t afford the incurred bills associated with the car flipping phenomenon.
Wish me luck! This is a brand new chick for me.[/quote]
For some reason my post didn’t stay up? Unfortunately, I do have to look after all our vehicles soooo I did call a single gal that I have made friends with. She has showed some interest in having a 3some or 2some whichever we prefer!
She is a lot of fun and a looker. She likes to dance and is very playful! A girl after my own heart! Wish us both luck with this one!
[quote]meesuspush wrote:
pushharder wrote:
G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
She actually just got off the phone setting up a date for me with one of her girlfriends for tomorrow night.
She learned her lesson from last weekend with the headache thing. During this time of recession, we just can’t afford the incurred bills associated with the car flipping phenomenon.
Wish me luck! This is a brand new chick for me.
For some reason my post didn’t stay up? Unfortunately, I do have to look after all our vehicles soooo I did call a single gal that I have made friends with. She has showed some interest in having a 3some or 2some whichever we prefer!
She is a lot of fun and a looker. She likes to dance and is very playful! A girl after my own heart! Wish us both luck with this one![/quote]
I really don’t think you guys need any luck at all.
I’m sure you guys will have a blast.
Chimps left in confinement all their life (for animal testing) will still be many times stronger than the strongest man.
The reasons are genetic. Their genes which encode for myosin and other muscle proteins are far superior to our own. I believe I read that their muscle fibers are 8-9 times more efficient than human muscle fibers. So, the average chimp has the effective strength of 8-9 men. Pretty amazing.
Also, the “ripping off balls” thing is very real. Chimps will do it to rival males that invade their territory. They do it for the same social reasons a human might do such a thing; to emasculate the victim and prevent them from breeding.
And chimps will often butcher critters for the sheer enjoyment/entertainment of butchering them. I was watching a documentary where a gang of these chimps was going around the jungle basically killing and mutilating other monkeys (not chimps) for shits and giggles. The clan would get all excited and start hooting and hollering when one of the other chimps would find a monkey hiding from them. The whole clan would then just literally tear the thing to pieces and “play” with the remaining parts.
I also saw one of the males “torture” one of the other monkeys by repeatedly biting it and when it would scream the chimp would “laugh” and get excited. It was honestly like looking into the primal brain of someone like Jeffrey Dahmer. I can see where that part of the human brain comes from.
Guys, it’s clearly because chimps rotate their protein sources to avoid developing allergies and that they follow the Eastern European methods of training.
Or, maybe they just live off avocados that are more anabolic than those in the Dominican Republic?
[quote]Carlitosway wrote:
roybot wrote:
The star prize goes to Carlitosway. Why are chimps so strong? Because they have to defend themselves against suprise sex attacks from Michael Jackson, of course (allegedly)…
LOL and I just posted that cause I enjoy popcorn, the pop king shamonaa!!! and watching the entertainment unfold before my eyes:D. Yet how you perceived it is brilliant. Kudos to you my good man.[/quote]
MJ had a lustful expression in that gif you posted. That, and all the talk of chimps just reminded me of his love affair with Bubbles. Maybe Jacko is looking for a replacement. Then again, he has started to work his way up the food chain since Bubbles passed on…
I can’t believe that it’s really taken nine pages.
Why are chimps so strong?
Squats and milk.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
I can’t believe that it’s really taken nine pages.
Why are chimps so strong?
Squats and milk.[/quote]
Nah man, they are on the roids and SIIHP.
[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
I can’t believe that it’s really taken nine pages.
Why are chimps so strong?
Squats and milk.
Nah man, they are on the roids and SIIHP.[/quote]
Double barreled, sawn-off carrots. Nuff said. You can’t compete with that kind of firepower…
[quote]roybot wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Varqanir wrote:
I can’t believe that it’s really taken nine pages.
Why are chimps so strong?
Squats and milk.
Nah man, they are on the roids and SIIHP.
Double barreled, sawn-off carrots. Nuff said. You can’t compete with that kind of firepower…
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I would run.
[quote]RebornTN wrote:
I would run.[/quote]
Me too. That chimp is about to get jacked.
[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Aren’t they stronger simply because their bones and spine are like twice the fucking size of ours?[/quote]
Actually its like part of their skeletons have different attachments that make certain muscles stronger or able to move differently. It like a comb. of both their bones are basically the same in terms of size and shape, and in numbers.
[quote]meesuspush wrote:
What happened to my comment? It’s gone!
[/quote]
Maybe you accidentally put yourself on ‘ignore’…I did this once…drove me crazy for about 6 hours until I realized what had happened.
I personally believe that Chimps are able to do so because uh some chimps in our nation don’t have roids and I believe their education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should take roids here in the U.S, and should help the U.S. and its military, so we can help South Africa and the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our armed forces and the future for our children
[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
I personally believe that Chimps are able to do so because uh some chimps in our nation don’t have roids and I believe their education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should take roids here in the U.S, and should help the U.S. and its military, so we can help South Africa and the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our armed forces and the future for our children[/quote]
I still would hit it so hard that whoever removed me would be crowned King of England.
[quote]orion wrote:
Eddie_would_tow wrote:
I personally believe that Chimps are able to do so because uh some chimps in our nation don’t have roids and I believe their education like such as South Africa, and uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should take roids here in the U.S, and should help the U.S. and its military, so we can help South Africa and the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our armed forces and the future for our children
I still would hit it so hard that whoever removed me would be crowned King of England.
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No doubt my good man, no doubt! Even whilst rambling on non sensical as all get out.
Good one Eddie.
D
[quote]orion wrote:
I still would hit it so hard that whoever removed me would be crowned King of England.
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Is that her in the pic???
[quote]sen say wrote:
orion wrote:
I still would hit it so hard that whoever removed me would be crowned King of England.
Is that her in the pic???[/quote]
Hell yeah, her name is Lauren Caitlin Upton.
Probably not someone to procreate with, but someone to practice with.
Unfortunately, women like her are usually a catastrophe in bed.
Shame, really.