[quote]pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.[/quote]
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
[quote]G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…[/quote]
Someone doesn’t go to SAMA often.
Mas Oyama could take a chimp. The thing with chimps is they only know one way to fight - all out physical force. There is no strategy, they don’t study fighting styles and learn strengths and weaknesses of other styles. That is always what has separated man from animal in the fight for survival.
DB
[quote]G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…[/quote]
Oy vey.
[quote]G87 wrote:
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…[/quote]
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
G87, meet Pushharder, T-Nation’s resident swinger.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
She actually just got off the phone setting up a date for me with one of her girlfriends for tomorrow night. She learned her lesson from last weekend with the headache thing. During this time of recession, we just can’t afford the incurred bills associated with the car flipping phenomenon.
Wish me luck! This is a brand new chick for me.[/quote]
pics on Monday or it didn’t happen.
DB
PS-I may be brewing this weekend, with final product due in about 2-3 months. Kolsch this time around. Wish ME luck.
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
G87 wrote:
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
G87, meet Pushharder, T-Nation’s resident swinger.[/quote]
Oh? Pushharder, tell me how to do it!
Do you have a log in SAMA?
[quote]Dedicated wrote:
Thomas Gabriel wrote:
“I’ve been doing a lot of reading on chimps, and I’m really starting to hate them.,”
D[/quote]
At least our dicks are bigger…maybe that’s why they always go for the gents, their just intimidated by us.
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[quote]sen say wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
The wolverine is one of the most feared animals in North America. Even grizzlies avoid them. But the grizzly isn’t discussing with his friends why wolverines are so ferocious.
You are sooo wrong. I saw this thing on Discovery like just 10 minutes ago where it had these grizzlies sitting around talking about how they could fuck up a wolverine if they just had opposable thumbs so they could use teh knife.
So this one grizzly says if someone would tape a knife to his paw he would be willing to take on a wolverine, but teh other ones were like, ‘yeah right, teh wolverine would just rip the tape off cause they smart like that and then where would you be?’
then this other grizzly went off and shit in the woods and the other grizzlies were like, ‘aw man, that is soo wrong’ and the grizzly that shit in the woods was like, ‘we’re bears man…it’s what we do…you telling me we gotta sit around and talk about that now??’[/quote]
LMFAO!
Good one, Sen!
[quote]Bill Roberts wrote:
Scrotus wrote:
Berserkergang wrote: (In response to posts claiming that or operating on the basis of something that the chimps do, something with training significance, being the cause of their extreme strength compared to man)
Actually their strength has nothing to do with their activities. Even caged chimps who never used their muscles are still freaking strong.
I guess the reasons of their massive strength are:
-Improved sensivity of muscle target cells to testosterone (=big muscles)
-Fast-twitch muscle fibers dominant
-Thick bones and tendons. Huge tendon insertion.
-Poor autogenic inhibition reflex.
Caged chimps still freak out and jerk really hard on their cage really hard. Which would do something to develop their muscles.
Well then you could try dropping weight lifting for the next couple of years, and instead pull on bars. I wonder if you will get stronger? (Compared to what weight lifting did for you.)
Post back and let us know!
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I jerk on myself like that all the time and my right hand is way stronger than my left.
The star prize goes to Carlitosway. Why are chimps so strong? Because they have to defend themselves against suprise sex attacks from Michael Jackson, of course (allegedly)…
[quote]DJS wrote:
See this link…
"A 165-pound male chimpanzee named “Boma” registered a pull of 847 pounds, using only his right hand (although he did have his feet braced against the wall, being somewhat hip, in his simian way, to the principles of leverage). A 165-pound man, by comparison, could manage a one-handed pull of about 210 pounds.
Even more frightening, a female chimp, weighing a mere 135 pounds and going by the name of Suzette, checked in with a one-handed pull of 1,260 pounds"
You think you can pull an arm bar on of these guys? ha ha ha. And you have only 2 weak sauce hands to use vs his FOUR and his TEETH. H. Gracie in his prime would get murdered. Brock Lessner after 10 cycles of juice would get murdered. There is simply nothing you could do.
I equate it to fighting a grizly. You have no shot no mater your skill level and are entirely at their mercy. I’m talking hand to hand obviously.[/quote]
Holly shit!!! My buddy and I were talking about the chimp incident that happened recently over dinner last night, and he was telling me a story about his football coach in High School went to the fair in D.C. and was kinda drunk…walked past this guy with a boxing ring and the guy said if you beat this monkey in a fight you win all the cash in the buckets…so the coach (From what I understand was a HUGE dude like 280+ and 6’3") Went in there to win the money for fighting a 160lb Chimp.
He got headgear, a mouth piece and some gloves…I guess when it started off the coach was lighting the monkey up with some stiff jabs and shit and the dude blew a whistle and thats all the football coach remembers…he woke up in the ER with a broken jaw and a punctured lung…
Sounds like the same fucking monkey from that link you posted…man thats some crazy shit…I would fight one though with a armored truck and a freaking nade launcher.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
She actually just got off the phone setting up a date for me with one of her girlfriends for tomorrow night.
She learned her lesson from last weekend with the headache thing. During this time of recession, we just can’t afford the incurred bills associated with the car flipping phenomenon.
Wish me luck! This is a brand new chick for me.[/quote]
Yep! I gotta save our vehicles so I’m trying to set him up with a nice looking single chick I met at the bar a few months ago! She is a looker and a lot of fun for me as well. So wish us both luck on this one!!
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
G87 wrote:
pushharder wrote:
Another instance: last Friday night I was dancing with a cute chick in the bar.
I wanted her.
My wife said, “Not tonight, honey, she has a headache.”
She told me this without asking if the woman actually had a headache. That pissed me off.
On my way home from jail the next day I snapped this photo of the results of “the headache”.
So, wait, your wife is cool with you sleeping with other women? Or what? How does this work…
She actually just got off the phone setting up a date for me with one of her girlfriends for tomorrow night. She learned her lesson from last weekend with the headache thing. During this time of recession, we just can’t afford the incurred bills associated with the car flipping phenomenon.
Wish me luck! This is a brand new chick for me.
pics on Monday or it didn’t happen.
DB
PS-I may be brewing this weekend, with final product due in about 2-3 months. Kolsch this time around. Wish ME luck.
[/quote]
I will have camera. Hope for some “Dirty, Pretty Things.”
GOOD LUCK with the brewing project!
[quote]DJS wrote:
HBO Sports specials will air on “Chimping in Football”. Bryant Gumble breaks down a clip. "As you see here, the defensive back tried to insert his hand and strip the ball from the running back as he ran past.
Sadly, he got a hand wrapped around the back’s arm as well, Completely tearing it off of his torso. A clear sign that Chimping has come to the NFL."
[/quote]
Ummm…how does one follow Meesus Push’s comment…sheeesh, some guys…call me you short skirt wearing, bosom bearin’ hottie…in case you forgot, it’s 1-800-SEN-SAY1
Anyway, back to our monkey scheduled program:
Actaully, after Howard Cosell’s career ended due to comparing Alvin Garett to a ‘little monkey’, I don’t think any sports announcer is going there.
[quote]sen say wrote:
Ummm…how does one follow Meesus Push’s comment…sheeesh, some guys…call me you short skirt wearing, bosom bearin’ hottie…in case you forgot, it’s 1-800-SEN-SAY1
[/quote]What happened to my comment? It’s gone!