[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
I choose the crocodile in water. My weapon of choice is my loyal, yet croc murdering bull hippo…with saddle.[/quote]
He’ll likely kill you too though. Hippos kill more people in African than any other animal…[/quote]
Well then I choose the crocodile in water with a MK3A2 stuffed chicken on a pole.[/quote]
Lol, that’s the spirit!
[quote]JLone wrote:
This is quite possible the saddest nature video I have aver seen… [/quote]
The interesting but decidedly unsettling thing about these types of clips is how long it takes for the victim to actually die. Obviously animals are placing a much higher priority on the ability to avoid injury rather than simply ending the fight quickly. However, that really affects the way you would expect it to play out in a fight.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Fuck you buddy…[/quote]
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For these first three scenarios find myself picking the one I think would kill me the quickest…
How about something I might actually win?
Wolverine or Kamodo Dragon?
Assuming you had to fight and kill one of them. No running away. 1 non-mechanical melee weapon.
[quote]JLone wrote:
For these first three scenarios find myself picking the one I think would kill me the quickest…
How about something I might actually win?
Wolverine or Kamodo Dragon?
Assuming you had to fight and kill one of them. No running away. 1 non-mechanical melee weapon.[/quote]
The bite of the komodo dragon contains so much bacteria that the chance of survival long term is basically zero.
I’d definitely choose the komodo dragon, wolverines are just ridiculous. They have been known to kill moose, which is mind-blowing considering the insane size difference.
Again, my weapon of choice would be the Scottish broadsword, for the same reasons I said earlier.
Wolverine 100%. A Komodo Dragon can kill the shit out of you both quickly and no so quickly.
I would win against the Komodo dragon and the wolverine.
Piece of cake as long as you were in an open arena and were prepared for it.
Ill take a baseball bat. One swing to the head when it’s charging you. Game over.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Wolverine 100%. A Komodo Dragon can kill the shit out of you both quickly and no so quickly. [/quote]
I don’t know much about komodo dragons so just looked them up - they sometimes eat horses! I had no idea they could take on something that size.
I still think a wolverine is at least as dangerous, if not more so.
What would be your “non-mechanical melee weapon” of choice lol?
I read somewhere that on some occasions the bacterial infection from a komodo dragon can kill deer they bite in as little as 3 hours, how close is the hospital? lol. I think with something like a fire axe you’d have a good chance of stopping either in it’s tracks. I’d take the komodo, with the axe, I fancy my chances getting a better hit than on the wolverine.
[quote]furo wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Wolverine 100%. A Komodo Dragon can kill the shit out of you both quickly and no so quickly. [/quote]
I don’t know much about komodo dragons so just looked them up - they sometimes eat horses! I had no idea they could take on something that size.
I still think a wolverine is at least as dangerous, if not more so.
What would be your “non-mechanical melee weapon” of choice lol?
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I feel like a sharp Katana would do the trick against the Wolv, they’re small enough that a solid strike should kill them rather quickly.
You aren’t slicing through a Komodo Dragon…
[quote]furo wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Wolverine 100%. A Komodo Dragon can kill the shit out of you both quickly and no so quickly. [/quote]
I don’t know much about komodo dragons so just looked them up - they sometimes eat horses! I had no idea they could take on something that size.
I still think a wolverine is at least as dangerous, if not more so.
What would be your “non-mechanical melee weapon” of choice lol?
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Komodo dragons just pester the hell out of their prey and follow them around until they give up and die (sometimes for days on end). They just need to bite their prey and then they just stalk them until they get too weak and move in for the skill. Fucking assholes.
[quote]furo wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
Wolverine 100%. A Komodo Dragon can kill the shit out of you both quickly and no so quickly. [/quote]
I don’t know much about komodo dragons so just looked them up - they sometimes eat horses! I had no idea they could take on something that size.
I still think a wolverine is at least as dangerous, if not more so.
What would be your “non-mechanical melee weapon” of choice lol?
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I’d try the komodo with a Three Ball flail.
[quote]JLone wrote:
This is quite possible the saddest nature video I have aver seen… [/quote]
All I thought of was the Lion King lol
How about this one: A swarm of Japanese giant hornets or territorial bull moose.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
How about this one: A swarm of Japanese giant hornets or territorial bull moose.[/quote]
MOOSE! Fuck those giant bringers of death!
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
How about this one: A swarm of Japanese giant hornets or territorial bull moose.[/quote]
MOOSE! Fuck those giant bringers of death![/quote]
I think I’d try my hand at the hornets with a tennis racket.
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
How about this one: A swarm of Japanese giant hornets or territorial bull moose.[/quote]
MOOSE! Fuck those giant bringers of death![/quote]
I think I’d try my hand at the hornets with a tennis racket.[/quote]
I’ll make a projectile exception this one time…
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]BeefEater wrote:
How about this one: A swarm of Japanese giant hornets or territorial bull moose.[/quote]
MOOSE! Fuck those giant bringers of death![/quote]
I think I’d try my hand at the hornets with a tennis racket.[/quote]
I’ll make a projectile exception this one time…[/quote]
Let’s at least do it right.
