[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Chimps are assholes, man.[/quote]
haha. I lol’d
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]
All of them. [/quote]
The old people.
48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]
You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.
There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]
Yeah, senior citizens are only 62. My dad is 63, and while I’m sure I could take him one-on-one, I’m equally sure I couldn’t take him and 23 of his friends.
Fighting 48 normal kindergarteners would be like knocking over 48 folding chairs. Most kids that age have never even felt real pain before, so they completely fall apart at the slightest ouchy. However, if you got 48 mean little bastards that get angry when they get hurt, and will bite and scratch and hit you in the nuts, then you’d be in for some trouble.[/quote]
This is my problem. I’m envisioning 24 people with walkers from the movie Cocoon, and 48 of the little pricks from the movie Hostel.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]Steel Nation wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]
All of them. [/quote]
The old people.
48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]
You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.
There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]
Yeah, senior citizens are only 62. My dad is 63, and while I’m sure I could take him one-on-one, I’m equally sure I couldn’t take him and 23 of his friends.
Fighting 48 normal kindergarteners would be like knocking over 48 folding chairs. Most kids that age have never even felt real pain before, so they completely fall apart at the slightest ouchy. However, if you got 48 mean little bastards that get angry when they get hurt, and will bite and scratch and hit you in the nuts, then you’d be in for some trouble.[/quote]
This is my problem. I’m envisioning 24 people with walkers from the movie Cocoon, and 48 of the little pricks from the movie Hostel.
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lol
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Oh jeez. Yet another iteration of the 100 people vs a bear thread, I see.
I would like to see ONE of you Internet badasses take on a single rabid raccoon, naked, in a handball court.
Then maybe…MAYBE, if you survive, you can work your way up to bobcats, lynxes and wolverines.[/quote]
I’d love to know what you were searching or how far back you had to go for this thread to pop up? The post before yours was in 2013… [/quote]
Ha! You’re right. I hadn’t even noticed.
All right, if you really want to know, Lanky Mofo had mentioned on the thread where the dude needs to sell his fingers, his upper lip and one of his testicles by February 11 to keep his house that he ought to just challenge some guy he boxed with to a 2500 dollar death match, and I was curious about that, so I was looking at some of the dude’s prior posts, and happened upon this thread.
Aren’t you glad you asked?
:)[/quote]
Did you happen to find the boxing thread? [/quote]
No, I found this thread and sort of forgot about the other one. Got a link?
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Boxing match video on page 14. I haven’t read it again, but I remember a pretty good thread before that, too. [/quote]
Oh fuck.
The only good thing about that thread was the collection of big booty black chick pics.
[quote]punnyguy wrote:
^^^Gorillas are awesome. That guy was being a dick, you need to ask permission to pick up someone else’s kid…
If those were chimps, that would’ve been a two minute video of assorted body parts flying all over the place.[/quote]
The baby wasn’t part of the group, it was an orphan.
I would take on the little kids. Hell you could use one of them as a blunt weapon. Let’s see you do that with an old man.
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]punnyguy wrote:
^^^Gorillas are awesome. That guy was being a dick, you need to ask permission to pick up someone else’s kid…
If those were chimps, that would’ve been a two minute video of assorted body parts flying all over the place.[/quote]
The baby wasn’t part of the group, it was an orphan.
I would take on the little kids. Hell you could use one of them as a blunt weapon. Let’s see you do that with an old man.[/quote]
LOL!
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]
All of them. [/quote]
The old people.
48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]
You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.
There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]
Yeah, that was my reaction, too. Plus, the average 5 year old is only 40-50lbs. The senior citizens are each probably 3-5 times heavier.
I do some self defense training with my 4 year old son and he’s pretty tough for his age, but there is no way that he would “bounce back” if I hit him as hard as I could. Due to the strong stigma against using violence against women and children (and probably due to Hollywood overplaying the ability of women and children to defend themselves against adult males), I think most people are unaware of the degree of mismatch of physical conflict ability between adult men vs. women and children.
A group of 24 senior citizens is a threat because on the average you’ll have a couple mid 60s men with whom age hasn’t completely caught up with yet. They’ll mess you up. The 48 five year olds won’t be able to come at you all at once and none of them are tough enough to do much anyways.
[quote]Silyak wrote:
A group of 24 senior citizens is a threat because on the average you’ll have a couple mid 60s men with whom age hasn’t completely caught up with yet.[/quote]
My granddad worked hard physical labor until cancer took him in his mid 70s. He was also a former boxer. And generally mean as shit. Until cancer ravaged him in the last 6 months or so of his life, he was one of the last guys I would have wanted to tangle with.
[quote]Silyak wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]
All of them. [/quote]
The old people.
48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]
You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.
There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]
Yeah, that was my reaction, too. Plus, the average 5 year old is only 40-50lbs. The senior citizens are each probably 3-5 times heavier.
I do some self defense training with my 4 year old son and he’s pretty tough for his age, but there is no way that he would “bounce back” if I hit him as hard as I could. Due to the strong stigma against using violence against women and children (and probably due to Hollywood overplaying the ability of women and children to defend themselves against adult males), I think most people are unaware of the degree of mismatch of physical conflict ability between adult men vs. women and children.
A group of 24 senior citizens is a threat because on the average you’ll have a couple mid 60s men with whom age hasn’t completely caught up with yet. They’ll mess you up. The 48 five year olds won’t be able to come at you all at once and none of them are tough enough to do much anyways. [/quote]
I really appreciate the level of thought put into kicking the asses of 48 5 year olds.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Silyak wrote:
…Hollywood overplaying the ability of women and children to defend themselves against adult males), I think most people are unaware of the degree of mismatch of physical conflict ability between adult men vs. women and children…
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Boy, if this ain’t the truth.
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and exactly why I haven’t washed a dish or a load of laundry since my wife moved in.
[quote]pushharder wrote:
[quote]Silyak wrote:
…Hollywood overplaying the ability of women and children to defend themselves against adult males), I think most people are unaware of the degree of mismatch of physical conflict ability between adult men vs. women and children…
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Boy, if this ain’t the truth.
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I suspect Ronda Rousey might give an average sized, untrained adult male a run for his money. Uma Thurman and Angi Jolie dressed in black-leather assassin gear, not so much.
[quote]jjackkrash wrote:
I suspect Ronda Rousey might give an average sized, untrained adult male a run for his money.[/quote]
lol rousey would fucking DESTROY any “average sized, untrained adult male”
she could handle herself against 95% of all the males in the world never mind your average pos slob
[quote]pushharder wrote:
But I agree with you that Ronda Rousey might give an average sized, untrained adult male a run for his money.
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lmfao she would have both you and jjackkrash unconscious within a minute or so.
Dude, Rousey would fuck up everyone here on this forum.
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Dude, Rousey would fuck up everyone here on this forum.
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Depends on what you mean by “fuck up”
Would she absolutely destroy everyone here in an mma or judo match yes. 100% undoubtedly.
Would she beat everyone her in a fist / bar fight, I doubt that.
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Dude, Rousey would fuck up everyone here on this forum.
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Depends on what you mean by “fuck up”
Would she absolutely destroy everyone here in an mma or judo match yes. 100% undoubtedly.
Would she beat everyone her in a fist / bar fight, I doubt that. [/quote]
jesus fucking christ
she is a world class fighter who would beat world level male fighters!
how many of those post on this forum?!
but yeah you and your fat gut would no doubt fuck her up if she knocked your beer over at the bar
your level of delusion is mindblowing
she would knock your fat ass the fuck out at the bar/street/dojo anywhere you like
[quote]TheCB wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
[quote]aeyogi wrote:
Dude, Rousey would fuck up everyone here on this forum.
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Depends on what you mean by “fuck up”
Would she absolutely destroy everyone here in an mma or judo match yes. 100% undoubtedly.
Would she beat everyone her in a fist / bar fight, I doubt that. [/quote]
jesus fucking christ
she is a world class fighter who would beat world level male fighters!
how many of those post on this forum?!
but yeah you and your fat gut would no doubt fuck her up if she knocked your beer over at the bar
your level of delusion is mindblowing
she would knock your fat ass the fuck out at the bar/street/dojo anywhere you like
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Lol, what are you her boyfriend. Fuck off. She’s a great fighter, LIKE I FUCKING SAID.
A no rules fight is an entirely different matter.
Serious question CB are you this much of a smarmy cunt in real life?