Who'd You Rather Fight

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]TheKraken wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Oh jeez. Yet another iteration of the 100 people vs a bear thread, I see.

I would like to see ONE of you Internet badasses take on a single rabid raccoon, naked, in a handball court.

Then maybe…MAYBE, if you survive, you can work your way up to bobcats, lynxes and wolverines.[/quote]

I’d love to know what you were searching or how far back you had to go for this thread to pop up? The post before yours was in 2013… [/quote]

Ha! You’re right. I hadn’t even noticed.

All right, if you really want to know, Lanky Mofo had mentioned on the thread where the dude needs to sell his fingers, his upper lip and one of his testicles by February 11 to keep his house that he ought to just challenge some guy he boxed with to a 2500 dollar death match, and I was curious about that, so I was looking at some of the dude’s prior posts, and happened upon this thread.

Aren’t you glad you asked?

:)[/quote]
this was a great thread to resurrect. Its snowing sideways today and I am “working from Home.”

so… Siberian tiger or Silver back gorilla? [/quote]

Tiger hands fucking down. I would rather die a quick death than live through having my limbs ripped off my body one at a time. Tigers don’t tear people’s faces off… [/quote]
Neither do gorillas typically. You’re thinking of chimps.[/quote]

Maybe. I always thought Gorilla’s were aggressive towards outsiders. I’m wondering if me being an adult male would be a factor?

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[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Oh jeez. Yet another iteration of the 100 people vs a bear thread, I see.

I would like to see ONE of you Internet badasses take on a single rabid raccoon, naked, in a handball court.

Then maybe…MAYBE, if you survive, you can work your way up to bobcats, lynxes and wolverines.[/quote]

I’d love to know what you were searching or how far back you had to go for this thread to pop up? The post before yours was in 2013… [/quote]

Ha! You’re right. I hadn’t even noticed.

All right, if you really want to know, Lanky Mofo had mentioned on the thread where the dude needs to sell his fingers, his upper lip and one of his testicles by February 11 to keep his house that he ought to just challenge some guy he boxed with to a 2500 dollar death match, and I was curious about that, so I was looking at some of the dude’s prior posts, and happened upon this thread.

Aren’t you glad you asked?

:)[/quote]

Did you happen to find the boxing thread? [/quote]

No, I found this thread and sort of forgot about the other one. Got a link?
[/quote]

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/call_out_tmuscle_vs_bbcom?id=3920280&pageNo=13

Boxing match video on page 14. I haven’t read it again, but I remember a pretty good thread before that, too.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Oh jeez. Yet another iteration of the 100 people vs a bear thread, I see.

I would like to see ONE of you Internet badasses take on a single rabid raccoon, naked, in a handball court.

Then maybe…MAYBE, if you survive, you can work your way up to bobcats, lynxes and wolverines.[/quote]

I’d love to know what you were searching or how far back you had to go for this thread to pop up? The post before yours was in 2013… [/quote]

Ha! You’re right. I hadn’t even noticed.

All right, if you really want to know, Lanky Mofo had mentioned on the thread where the dude needs to sell his fingers, his upper lip and one of his testicles by February 11 to keep his house that he ought to just challenge some guy he boxed with to a 2500 dollar death match, and I was curious about that, so I was looking at some of the dude’s prior posts, and happened upon this thread.

Aren’t you glad you asked?

:)[/quote]

Did you happen to find the boxing thread? [/quote]

No, I found this thread and sort of forgot about the other one. Got a link?
[/quote]

http://tnation.T-Nation.com/free_online_forum/music_movies_girls_life/call_out_tmuscle_vs_bbcom?id=3920280&pageNo=13

Boxing match video on page 14. I haven’t read it again, but I remember a pretty good thread before that, too. [/quote]

What did I just read…

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Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?

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[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

Wait a second mister, you never hit a child, EVER!!

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

Wait a second mister, you never hit a child, EVER!![/quote]

Have a toddler or two…

Then imagine 48 of them attacking you…

You’ll hit those 48, not even thinking twice. Particularly if they are other people’s kids.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

Wait a second mister, you never hit a child, EVER!![/quote]

Have a toddler or two…

Then imagine 48 of them attacking you…

You’ll hit those 48, not even thinking twice. Particularly if they are other people’s kids. [/quote]

No sir, I’m part of the peaceful parenting coalition. I would never strike a child. It might hinder their growth.

I would bribe them instead…

(See the War on Boys thread if you’re confused…)

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

(See the War on Boys thread if you’re confused…)[/quote]

Oooohhhh… I’ll pop over.

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[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]TheKraken wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]usmccds423 wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Oh jeez. Yet another iteration of the 100 people vs a bear thread, I see.

I would like to see ONE of you Internet badasses take on a single rabid raccoon, naked, in a handball court.

Then maybe…MAYBE, if you survive, you can work your way up to bobcats, lynxes and wolverines.[/quote]

I’d love to know what you were searching or how far back you had to go for this thread to pop up? The post before yours was in 2013… [/quote]

Ha! You’re right. I hadn’t even noticed.

All right, if you really want to know, Lanky Mofo had mentioned on the thread where the dude needs to sell his fingers, his upper lip and one of his testicles by February 11 to keep his house that he ought to just challenge some guy he boxed with to a 2500 dollar death match, and I was curious about that, so I was looking at some of the dude’s prior posts, and happened upon this thread.

Aren’t you glad you asked?

:)[/quote]
this was a great thread to resurrect. Its snowing sideways today and I am “working from Home.”

so… Siberian tiger or Silver back gorilla? [/quote]

Tiger hands fucking down. I would rather die a quick death than live through having my limbs ripped off my body one at a time. Tigers don’t tear people’s faces off… [/quote]
Neither do gorillas typically. You’re thinking of chimps.[/quote]

Maybe. I always thought Gorilla’s were aggressive towards outsiders. I’m wondering if me being an adult male would be a factor? [/quote]

No.

If a gorrila attacks you he will roar and run straight at you, which is your cue to roll up into a little submissive ball and avoid eye contact.

Or you dont give a fuck like this guy:

However, he has internalized the main lesson, if a 400lbs gorilla makes a demand, you comply.

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^ I donno man, that Silverback looked like he was about to fuck that dude up…

The Silverback was pretty calm for a while though.

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[quote]GrizzlyBerg wrote:
A female coastal grizz weighs 500 lbs and a nile croc weighs around 900.[/quote]

Well I can squat and dead well over 500 so I have no fear of a bear. I’d just pick him up like a deadlift, continental clean him up to my chest, and body slam him.

As for the croc, I can yoke 900lbs so I’d simply power clean him and yoke walk him to the finish line, winning the race.

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^^^Gorillas are awesome. That guy was being a dick, you need to ask permission to pick up someone else’s kid…

If those were chimps, that would’ve been a two minute video of assorted body parts flying all over the place.

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Chimps are assholes, man.

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[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.

There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.

There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]
It doesn’t have to be all punches either. Shit, you could flat out fall and jump on most of them.

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:
Chimps are assholes, man.[/quote]

You couldn’t pay me to get near a chimp.

RIP TRAVIS.

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[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.

There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]
It doesn’t have to be all punches either. Shit, you could flat out fall and jump on most of them.[/quote]

Okay, maybe I’m underestimating the old people. Sure.

But dude, 48 tenacious little kids? The fucking whining and crying alone would cripple any sane man.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]countingbeans wrote:

[quote]LankyMofo wrote:

[quote]CLUNK wrote:
Two dozen senior citizens
OR
Four dozen five-year olds?[/quote]

All of them. [/quote]

The old people.

48 five year olds? I don’t care… I’d be winded by like number 14 tops. Plus little people have a lot more bounce back with the old people. More likely to get a one hit and stay down with the old folks. [/quote]

You’re thinking old decrepit people. There are some pretty tough 65 year olds out there.

There isn’t a 5 year old in the world who take can 1 good punch from me. And I’m fully capable of throwing 48 punches in a row, lol. [/quote]

Yeah, senior citizens are only 62. My dad is 63, and while I’m sure I could take him one-on-one, I’m equally sure I couldn’t take him and 23 of his friends.

Fighting 48 normal kindergarteners would be like knocking over 48 folding chairs. Most kids that age have never even felt real pain before, so they completely fall apart at the slightest ouchy. However, if you got 48 mean little bastards that get angry when they get hurt, and will bite and scratch and hit you in the nuts, then you’d be in for some trouble.