Fancy Porn Movies. All Porn should be made for no more than 10 thousand dollars including salary and unless shot outside should only be made in Gary Colemans Basement (Have you seen how he is these days a little prick he would have them finish in 2hrs no over budget BS in Gary Coleman’s house)
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
four60 wrote:
Women who come before you and then curl up in a ball and dont want to be touched for 15 minutes.
Whoah dude, that can’t be good[/quote]
ITTTTT sucks. I don’t mind the one’s that get the jimmy leg shake and scratch the hell out of you. I mean they cum you get jacked up but you can still keep going. But the women that cum grab your arm and need to curl up in the blanket for 10-15 min before they can go on sucksssss. If you’ve ever seen a wild horse running around with a full hard on looking for something to pump you will know how those 10-15 min waits can feel.
The phrase SAVE THE PLANET. We are ants on this big blue ball. How inflated is our ego if we go around with t-shirts, bumperstickers and comercials with the phrase.“Save the PLANET”. When the earth is tired of us jacking it up it will shake us off like fleas off a horses azz.
Deflate the EGO and just say what it really is “SAVE YOURSELF” or “SAVE USE”
When people make the statement “you don’t want to see me when I get crazy”, or the extent of their temper when their set off… As if it’s a fucking competition…Bah humbug…
People who have to be on a cell phone no matter where they are! I just had to cut a night at the track short because one of these idiots couldn’t stay in a lane while he talked. After the second near miss, which seemed to have surprised him as much as the first, I just gave it up and went in for both our safeties.
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
four60 wrote:
Women who come before you and then curl up in a ball and dont want to be touched for 15 minutes.
Whoah dude, that can’t be good[/quote]
How about when the girl has a violent orgasm and then starts crying hysterically because she just cheated on her boyfriend. WTF, seriously? You can’t at least let me finish before you start your moral freakout? And why the hell are you trippin anyway, you know what you were doing…besides–it ain’t like you’re going to ever let him find out anyway.