Who/What Grinds Your Gears?

[quote]Eddie_would_tow wrote:
NinjaTreeFrog wrote:
Door to door religious types. I hate you for coming to my house to try spread your crazy. Rational people live here.

Have some fucking respect. It is possible to be rational and religious. Intolerant fucks like you are the problem.[/quote]

I like how you tell me to have respect and in the same paragraph call me an intolerant fuck. Being religious is a suspension of reason for a belief that can be not be proven (or disproved, for that matter). In my opinion, to be a rational person one must never suspend reason at any time for any belief. To do otherwise colors a persons judgement. Anyways, I was simply stating things that grind MY gears, particularly with respect to DOOR-TO-DOOR religious types, not everyone who practices religion. Your anger is completely IRRATIONAL.

I used to read and score kids’ standardized essay tests for a living. Got more than a few essays from kids who were joining the armed forces who addressed the reader directly and did nothing but write about that and how they’re going to be a green beret/seal/orbital drop helldog black ops death commando and how awesome they are and I should give them a pass for defending my freedom. No, bite me, you little tool.

My girlfriend being on the rag = gear grindage

[quote]yusef wrote:
Jereth127 wrote:
Gillian McKeith. Fucking bitch

Just don’t mix protein with carbs. Or food with water. Or vegetables with sugar. Or fish with rice. Or pasta with cheese, or tomato. Then you’ll be fine. Inspect your poo when you can too[/quote]

My mother was watching her show where some poor fool was paying for the privilege of her advice and I was unfortunately in the room at the time. She had this 270lb fat guy poo in a container and then gave out to him because it smelled.
I nearly shat myself with hate…

Anyways. Girls in general are driving me up the walls latley. Make up your fucking mind.

I’ll

tell you what grinds my gears
Bad drivers
people who fuck chickens
excessive farting
and walking around the gym with a boner in seatpants
oofah!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.
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There are a lot of reasons why this is completely okay. For example someone who has MS but it hasn’t advance a whole lot yet will look like they’re walking fine, but if they had to walk any further than the distance from the handicapped spot to the door, you would see them start to limp and struggle.

muslims, liberals, MR.HUSSEIN, leftist in all their forms, Ron Paul. people who ask for advice but don’t listen. race baiters, joe biden, john kerry and his wife. john murtha, barney frank that, nancy pelosi . when I can think of more i will post. and the city of san francisco

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
People who use the handicap parking spot when they’re not handicapped.
Even worse are the people who park there who have the handicap mirror dangler, but they can walk like normal.

WTF?[/quote]

you’re thinking of fat people

[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
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I think Lady GAGA is the fugliest woman and the stuff she’s wears it like WTF! Fashion or not that is just stupid. She makes kids that wear their pants at their knees with no belt look better. [/quote]

I HATE it when people use the microwave and take the food out before the time has run out, and leave the timer uncleared. That junk makes me crazy

people that are always fucking negative about things and lazy. I asked a co-worker if he would mind staying fifteen minutes late to help me with things so I could get out earlier, and he responds with “Meh. I have plans.” It’s even worse when you know the persons plans don’t involve tight time constraints and it is just him being a lazy prick. It doesn’t matter since I made out with his girlfriend three days ago, so I can’t really go off on him.

When the toilet paper stock is not restocked after the last roll has been put on the dispenser.

Skinny jeans and Ugg boots, especially on guys.

Curling in the squat rack.

When on Facebook (I KNOW) you find these cute girls, really nice looking, and they get a few likes to many on their pictures (but they are not that beautiful, if you know what I mean) and then every day is a knew picture or an album or something.

[quote]matko5 wrote:
When on Facebook (I KNOW) you find these cute girls, really nice looking, and they get a few likes to many on their pictures (but they are not that beautiful, if you know what I mean) and then every day is a knew picture or an album or something.[/quote]

Yeah I know what you mean. Girls that aren’t ugly but are not really hot either but almost appear that way because of the way they act and dress. They get positive reinforcement on their photo’s, WHICH THEY DON’T DESERVE, and then they just start uploading whatever has their face on it. You’re not that hot, your guy-friends just have low standards! Stop uploading!

When you’ve gotta go for a dump with someone in earshot, especially if it’s a party and you know there’s a girl queueing to get in after you. Oh hi there, watch out for the backdraft. (Yes if they have a bathroom spray i’ll use it).

People who upload personal photos on facebook. Yes it’s an album of you and your other half cavorting on the beach in Spain, pictures of the beach or local beauty spots = ok, pictures of you two kissing in bed = no, an album dedicated to you two kissing in bed…what the hell.

[quote]yusef wrote:
matko5 wrote:
When on Facebook (I KNOW) you find these cute girls, really nice looking, and they get a few likes to many on their pictures (but they are not that beautiful, if you know what I mean) and then every day is a knew picture or an album or something.

I don’t understand. Basically people who like the photos of attractive girls?[/quote]

No, the girls. We know you are nice looking, that’s why we liked you pictures in the first place, but stop the goddamn uploading, 300 pictures is enough for someone to realize you are good looking.

facebook is ghey

lady gaga is hot

200lbs is 200lbs

and I can’t sleep

People not using the search engine…“anybody know any good songs to workout to” Fer fuck sakes.Every other day it seems a knew one. I could care less about trolls,everybody has a right to their opinion.Take the time to do a search…think more,type less.

Gyms with 1 squat Rack
Gym managers who do not want to replace olympic bars until the ends fall off.
Girls who work out in super short shorts (not a problem just would love to grind there gears)
Guys who workout in super 70’s short shorts NOW THAT is a PROBLEM.
Women who come before you and then curl up in a ball and dont want to be touched for 15 minutes.
Rush Lim.
The new detective on DEXTER ( I really hope he gets offed on the next season)

JJ from Good times and his mom. James should have thru florida from the roof of that project the first time he had a chance to get money and she made him take it back because it was the RIGHT THING TO DO. EFF that hoe we are living in the projects and eating oatmeal 3 times a day.

sorry I’m 41 and living in the 70’s.