Speaking of zombies…I just watched Fido, the new on DVD flick about a pet zombie. Not quite up there with Shawn of the Dead, but definitely worth watching. A nice mix of comedy and philosophy about what makes us human.
[quote]dragonmamma wrote:
Speaking of zombies…I just watched Fido, the new on DVD flick about a pet zombie. . A nice mix of comedy and philosophy about what makes us human.[/quote]
Well, I enjoy a good philosophical zombie flick as much as the next guy.
S
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
o yea… and all the T-vixens will be used as err… you get the idea:) no offense to the ladies…
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Dude if you think the T-vixens are going to let themselves get “used” for anything …
Man, attitude like that you have a better chance of surviving with the zombies 
[quote]Nick Danger wrote:
KBCThird wrote:
why would the zombies penetrate the wilderness unless they KNEW teh food was there.
Unless they’re zombies created from Einsteins, your planning on zombies making rational, intelligent decisions on where they should hunt is a sure recipe for becoming zombie-kibble.
And I should know, I just watched the documentary “Shaun of the Dead”. (research is critical)
I’m not saying the wilderness is a bad idea, just saying we all know zombies aren’t much for intelligence.
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If I recall correctly, in many of the zombie movies if no humans are around the zombies just stand around and don’t move much. But when a human enters the area they notice and begin moving. I think it’s safe to say that if no saw you enter the wilderness that you would be safe.
[quote]KBCThird wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
o yea… and all the T-vixens will be used as err… you get the idea:) no offense to the ladies…
Dude if you think the t-vixens are going to let themselves get “used” for anything …
Man, attitude like that you have a better chance of surviving with the zombies
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I think he meant the vixens would volunteer themselves to clean up the fortress and make us protein shakes, as the men would be doing the majority of the zombie defense and counterattack stuff. If they happen to like the idea of repopulating the human race I don’t think we’d object. I think in his excitement over the possibility of fighting zombies (and honestly, what guy wouldn’t be excited), he misphrased his thoughts on the ladies.
Do you guys think it’s possible that there will actually be a zombie invasion?
Seriously.
[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Zombies can’t swim or operate complex machinery.[/quote]
They don’t need to swim. Oxygen is of no concern to them. They can just walk on the bottom of the ocean floor to the island…completely undetected. This brings the question, though, do sharks like zombie meat?
[quote]Schwarzenegger wrote:
ShaneM686 wrote:
TC should sent out a private message as soon as word hits the street of a zombie invasion and we should all meet in colorado at Biotest headquarters.
Then we have a huge supply of strong men capable of taking on thousands upon thousands of zombies and not get tired/become to weak to continue since we all have extensive physical training.
Obviously we will have free access to all the supplements and we will start a farm and build a giant moat/castle on a hill which can only be accessed by a pathway that winds up a hill so the zombies would have to encircle the hill several times before finally reaching the top… and we would obviously have a draw bridge and an extremely ‘never ending’ type cliff surrounding us as well.
Every t-man will have to bring his guns/weapons with him, and other survival equipment…
o yea… and all the t-vixens will be used as err… you get the idea:) no offense to the ladies…
By doing this… we will make the world a better place if only we survive… gene pool would be a lot cleaner.
Just think… no person every doing quarter squats again… or hogging the squat rack doing intense 80lb curls…
Maybe we should do this anyway, zombies or not.[/quote]
Ahaah, a fort to in Colorado, producing super strong men and women to take back the Olympics.
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
Zombies can’t swim or operate complex machinery.
They don’t need to swim. Oxygen is of no concern to them. They can just walk on the bottom of the ocean floor to the island…completely undetected. This brings the question, though, do sharks like zombie meat?[/quote]
touche.
I never thought of that… Therefore islands wouldn’t be automatic fortresses… therefore we should revert back to my plan…
honestly… it has no flaws.
As for the t-vixens… err yea I meant the whole protein shake making bit, but honestly not really. Sometimes you just gotta take one for the team, however literal that needs to be translated. It’s not like they would be “forced”… but One baby every 3 years or so, and they would be treated like queens. I mean… we do have to repopulate the planet, or at least sustain a population of elite warriors… is that blind to some of you?
I’m 83% certain that there will be a zombie attack in the future and 51% certain it will occur in the next 12.7 years. So you might as well prepare. Besides Eliteballa told me these statistics.
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
Zombies can’t swim or operate complex machinery.
They don’t need to swim. Oxygen is of no concern to them. They can just walk on the bottom of the ocean floor to the island…completely undetected. This brings the question, though, do sharks like zombie meat?[/quote]
Then we get zombie sharks
OH NOES!
Oh geez, ZOmbie Sharks… as if regular sharks weren’t bad enough -lol
As far as the zombies typically just standing around if no humans were in sight,… well, if we can just herd them into a NYSC, or 24 hour fitness facility, we’ll never even need to encounter any of them, and can just resume our normal lives.
-s
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
Oh geez, ZOmbie Sharks… as if regular sharks weren’t bad enough -lol
As far as the zombies typically just standing around if no humans were in sight,… well, if we can just herd them into a NYSC, or 24 hour fitness facility, we’ll never even need to encounter any of them, and can just resume our normal lives.
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I never even considered the herding. It seems like a good idea, since they move slowly and whatnot, but we’re probably not talking like twenty zombies. It would be virtually impossible to herd a million plus zombies. They always pop out of random places and surround you.
As far as zombies walking on the ocean floor, likely not. Currents and animals eating the zombies possibly. I don’t think you can become a zombie by eating them, I thought you had to be bitten. Plus, can animals become zombies, or is it just humans? I don’t know, that’s what zombiologists are for, which seems like it may be a good field to get into at this point.
Islands are okay, but zombies may float ashore. If you don’t have a wall of some sort, or 24/7 surveillance, the zombie could hide somewhere and spring itself on someone, next thing you know you’ve got a horde of zombies on your island.
Perhaps cold environments would be good. While it doesn’t seem great for living conditions, the zombies may freeze in the cold and immobilize themselves.
Alright, good thoughts here people, really seems like we’re getting some good discussion on the strategic end of things. From a tactical standpoint, what’s the consensus on the best zombie fighting tools? Cutting wwapons, blunt weapons, small arms and explosives - what situations is each best?
First we need to decide on how to kill zombies. I always thought it was destroying their brain, either by decapitation or shooting/stabing in the head. Is that what we’re going with?
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
well, if we can just herd them into a NYSC, or 24 hour fitness facility…
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Have you ever been in one of those? They’ve already got zombies in there!
One thing I haven’t seen mentioned it that we need to make sure our fortress isn’t near any graveyards - or have we forgotten the lessons learned from Night of the Living Dead?
[quote]Nick Danger wrote:
The Mighty Stu wrote:
well, if we can just herd them into a NYSC, or 24 hour fitness facility…
Have you ever been in one of those? They’ve already got zombies in there!
One thing I haven’t seen mentioned it that we need to make sure our fortress isn’t near any graveyards - or have we forgotten the lessons learned from Night of the Living Dead?
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Damn dead people do not want to stay dead.
[quote]Schwarzenegger wrote:
First we need to decide on how to kill zombies. I always thought it was destroying their brain, either by decapitation or shooting/stabing in the head. Is that what we’re going with?[/quote]
Well, we could have somebody act as “bait.” This person could guide the zombies up a cliff and to a canyon filled with molten lava (we’re talking the apocalypse, and every apocalypse has one of these things.) Then the “bait” will hop over the cliff, and the zombies, without a conscience or sense of self-preservation, will probably just follow the food. Soooooo…who wants to take one for the team…NOT IT! touches finger to nose
[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
bushidobadboy wrote:
Zombies can’t swim or operate complex machinery.
They don’t need to swim. Oxygen is of no concern to them. They can just walk on the bottom of the ocean floor to the island…completely undetected. This brings the question, though, do sharks like zombie meat?[/quote]
Zombie sharks. Holy shit!
At some point, and I don’t know when that is, when faced with the overwhelming onslaught of Zombies…you just might have to go with one last futile effort and a blaze of glory!