Pushharder…T-Nation’s own Mark Twain.
this book and the best bathroom magazine, National Geographic.
you know the mystery is gone when you’re shaving and she comes in and takes a shit!
[quote]silverblood wrote:
you know the mystery is gone when you’re shaving and she comes in and takes a shit![/quote]
Mystery? I’d say the romance…at that point, you’re just fucking roommates!
I think women go to the bathroom in groups so that they have an excuse as to why they seemed to take so long.
If a woman went alone and came back 12 minutes later both you and her would know what she was up to and would be mildly embarrassing.
That or they go there to make out with each other.
this link will explain what does go on in the girls bathroom click away
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
Exactly, I get 50+g a day of fiber, still read on the the shitter.
on tank right now:
The Joy of Homebrewing
latest Game Informer
last couple Mother Earths
latest Concrete Wave
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Warfighting
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i have this. nice quick read. perfect for the bathroom.[/quote]
Most military stuff is. I’ve read it a few times just because of its length, I’ve also read “A Message to Garcia” about a dozen times.
Here is a link to it actually: Australian Women's Clothing | Over 250 Labels | birdsnest
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
She was a solid eight before that little incident, tell you whut.[/quote]
I was at my friend’s house who was having a poker game that night. Well, one of the guy’s had brought his sister as she wanted to play poker with us. I got to the house before she went into the bathroom, about three seconds before she opened the door I smelt something awful. My natural recourse was to blame one of the guys (of course girls don’t take shits and especially not in someone else’s house), I blurt out as she opens the door, “Damn, who shat their pants?”
Guess who’s face turned red.
Shitting shouldn’t be rushed regardless. Ain’t nothing nice about danglies.
I don’t mind my girl coming in and peeing while I’m shitting/showering/shaving…but yea, dropping fat ones while I’m busy isn’t really on.
I could never engage in any “serious reading”, as I’m usually out in 3-4 mins. (I eat loot of fibre and I drink shitload of warm water before hitting the dumper)
But after reading some responses in this thread, I’m wondering whether I should just bring the net to the toilet and read T-Nation forumz…
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
They simply like to maintain the illusion that they do not shit, ever, at all, even one time.
As far as we know, women only go into the bathroom to reapply makeup and look in the mirror. If we thought about all the times they go in there to drop stanky shits and change bloody tampons, they wouldn’t get all that attention they seem to like so much.
I could tell you about the time I went into my friend’s bathroom after his hot little sister came out…you know how sometimes you flush and when you reenter the bathroom a half hour later there’s still a little shit in the bowl?
She was a solid eight before that little incident, tell you whut.[/quote]
I replied to bg but this is it exactly. Didn’t see your post I guess.[/quote]
You can’t ignore me. I know what goes on in that bathroom, missy, and I’ll start talking.
Don’t think I won’t.
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Even if we are going, everyone knows that a girl’s pooh smells like flowers.
Exactly…even my female dogs don’t shit poo…they shit little Tiffany cuff links.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
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this ~
I was married to my first wife for all of three monthes…I was taking a shower after coming back from the gym one morning…she came in and was talking to me through the shower curtain. I started smelling something…and said “are you taking a shit while I’m in the shower?”
she said that she couldn’t wait, and that we’re married so it didn’t matter anymore.
we were divorced within 6 months after that.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
[/quote]
this ~
I was married to my first wife for all of three monthes…I was taking a shower after coming back from the gym one morning…she came in and was talking to me through the shower curtain. I started smelling something…and said “are you taking a shit while I’m in the shower?”
she said that she couldn’t wait, and that we’re married so it didn’t matter anymore.
we were divorced within 6 months after that.
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Hahahahaahahahahahaahahaha standards Edgy we all must have them.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
[/quote]
this ~
I was married to my first wife for all of three monthes…I was taking a shower after coming back from the gym one morning…she came in and was talking to me through the shower curtain. I started smelling something…and said “are you taking a shit while I’m in the shower?”
she said that she couldn’t wait, and that we’re married so it didn’t matter anymore.
we were divorced within 6 months after that.
[/quote]
Ugh
I would NEVER allow anyone in the bathroom while I was… making umm flowers.
Teach you not to lock the bathroom door.
[quote]Vejne wrote:
I could never engage in any “serious reading”, as I’m usually out in 3-4 mins. (I eat loot of fibre and I drink shitload of warm water before hitting the dumper)
But after reading some responses in this thread, I’m wondering whether I should just bring the net to the toilet and read T-Nation forumz… [/quote]
That’s why you put the difficult reading in the bathroom. I can read about Chaos Theory in four-minute bursts while engaging in an unavoidable and pleasurable activity, but otherwise, not so much.
The Smithsonian.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
Women do not want to have men know what they are doing in the bathroom.
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
Also if our men knew how human we are they wouldn’t put their tongues in our asses.
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I agree with this; women poop talcum powder…
Right now, I keep Destroy All Movies ! A History of Punks on Film.
(I’m a film geek and an ex-punk, so there you have it)