[quote]Edgy wrote:
shitter time is a great time to get your thoughts together.
get away from the fam and work.
read something w/o getting bugged.
enjoy it…[/quote]
Unless it’s a messy mud shit. Those are just… fail.
Wiping your ass and no shit on the toilet paper… winning!
Rifelman Dodd
Lejeune
Warfighting
Warrior Elite
Brave Men Dark Waters
Combat Swimmer
General Patton’s Timeless Leadership Principles
Douglas Southall Freeman on Leadership
Profiles in Courage
All Quiet on the Western Front
Monsoon
A Savage War of peace
Three Cups of Tea
Partners in Command
The Lost Peace: Leadership in a Time of Horror and Hope
Secrets of Special Ops Leadership
Red Eagles: America’s Secret MiGs
I stole my step-father’s head library, so excuse the excessive of one genre. Though the books “Three” to “Secrets” are actually quite good leadership books.
[quote]Stern wrote:
Words with Friends!
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x2. If you’re in a game of “W w/ F” or “Scrabble” with me, chances are good I’m taking a shit.
Also, currently reading “Andrew Jackson: American Lion” whilst taking my dumpeths.
Right now it’s Fahrenheit 451. It’s very short though.
The football magazine won’t help me one fucking bit.
On the other hand, the one on the right will, that’s the plan anyway.
[quote]Brother Chris wrote:
Warfighting
[/quote]
i have this. nice quick read. perfect for the bathroom.
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
They simply like to maintain the illusion that they do not shit, ever, at all, even one time.
As far as we know, women only go into the bathroom to reapply makeup and look in the mirror. If we thought about all the times they go in there to drop stanky shits and change bloody tampons, they wouldn’t get all that attention they seem to like so much.
I could tell you about the time I went into my friend’s bathroom after his hot little sister came out…you know how sometimes you flush and when you reenter the bathroom a half hour later there’s still a little shit in the bowl?
She was a solid eight before that little incident, tell you whut.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace.
[/quote]
Not with a wife and three kids it ain’t.
^ I call mine the super pooper, she is in an out in 2 minutes flat.
Old guys spend more time, its our fortress of solitude.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
Women do not want to have men know what they are doing in the bathroom.
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
Also if our men knew how human we are they wouldn’t put their tongues in our asses.
0:-)
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
They simply like to maintain the illusion that they do not shit, ever, at all, even one time.
As far as we know, women only go into the bathroom to reapply makeup and look in the mirror. If we thought about all the times they go in there to drop stanky shits and change bloody tampons, they wouldn’t get all that attention they seem to like so much.
I could tell you about the time I went into my friend’s bathroom after his hot little sister came out…you know how sometimes you flush and when you reenter the bathroom a half hour later there’s still a little shit in the bowl?
She was a solid eight before that little incident, tell you whut.[/quote]
I replied to bg but this is it exactly. Didn’t see your post I guess.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
They simply like to maintain the illusion that they do not shit, ever, at all, even one time.
As far as we know, women only go into the bathroom to reapply makeup and look in the mirror. If we thought about all the times they go in there to drop stanky shits and change bloody tampons, they wouldn’t get all that attention they seem to like so much.
I could tell you about the time I went into my friend’s bathroom after his hot little sister came out…you know how sometimes you flush and when you reenter the bathroom a half hour later there’s still a little shit in the bowl?
She was a solid eight before that little incident, tell you whut.[/quote]
I replied to bg but this is it exactly. Didn’t see your post I guess.[/quote]
You can’t ignore me. I know what goes on in that bathroom, missy, and I’ll start talking.
Don’t think I won’t.
I have mostly car magazines, Rod & Custom, Old Skool Rods. I keep a book on baby names (srs) that I got in the checkout counter at the supermarket, in case I have something so big that I have to name it. I do some puzzle pages from the newspaper at times too.
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
Women do not want to have men know what they are doing in the bathroom.
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
Also if our men knew how human we are they wouldn’t put their tongues in our asses.
0:-)[/quote]
Greeny and I ain’t skerred to see each other on the toilet.
We just don’t watch the clean up.
I’ll bring my Blackberry in with me, but, i’m there to shit and go asap.
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
They simply like to maintain the illusion that they do not shit, ever, at all, even one time.
As far as we know, women only go into the bathroom to reapply makeup and look in the mirror. If we thought about all the times they go in there to drop stanky shits and change bloody tampons, they wouldn’t get all that attention they seem to like so much.
I could tell you about the time I went into my friend’s bathroom after his hot little sister came out…you know how sometimes you flush and when you reenter the bathroom a half hour later there’s still a little shit in the bowl?
She was a solid eight before that little incident, tell you whut.[/quote]
LOL agreed.
Long long ago I lived with a woman and I started to think something was wrong with her. I hadn’t detected any sign whatsoever that she had taken a shit in months. I’m serious…nothing. She simply did not shit when I was around. I actually thought something might be wrong with her.
Looking back on it, I appreciate her discretion. I don’t want to know that any woman I’m banging actually shits.
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
Women do not want to have men know what they are doing in the bathroom.
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
Also if our men knew how human we are they wouldn’t put their tongues in our asses.
0:-)[/quote]
Greeny and I ain’t skerred to see each other on the toilet.
We just don’t watch the clean up.
I’ll bring my Blackberry in with me, but, i’m there to shit and go asap.[/quote]
meh.
I think this is where my son’s mother and I went wrong. From the beginning, she’d just saunter in on me and I’d be like…excuse me! And she thought nothing of sitting on the bowel to shit while I was in the shower. Eww.
There is something to be said for the “illusion”. You’re my mate, not my lifting buddy! LOL
Why the fuck am I reading the responses in this thread?
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
[quote]imhungry wrote:
[quote]Charlie Horse wrote:
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
some of you fiber fanatics are missing the point! the shitter is one of the few, if not the only place left for a man to go and be in peace. just b/c you’re sitting there, does not mean you’re shitting the entire time.
i remember once in my early 20’s working this shit credit card collection job for a bank. everything was metrics…how many calls per hours, contacts, etc. well, one day i’m walking to the bathroom, newspaper tucked dutifully under my arm as was my custom when my female 50-something supervisor made some remark discouraging my custom. i informed her in no uncertain terms that what i did or how i spent my time in that “other cubicle” was none of her business and beyond her scope of supervision. period.
the shitter gents…protect that last piece of sanctified ground with your lives!\
ps. never saw a woman walk to the bathroom with a newspaper. not sure how i’d feel about that. why don’t women seem to fucking read on the toilet? is this a genetic thing???[/quote]
Women do not want to have men know what they are doing in the bathroom.
Taking a shit is unladylike so as far as the men know we do not do it.
Also if our men knew how human we are they wouldn’t put their tongues in our asses.
0:-)[/quote]
Greeny and I ain’t skerred to see each other on the toilet.
We just don’t watch the clean up.
I’ll bring my Blackberry in with me, but, i’m there to shit and go asap.[/quote]
meh.
I think this is where my son’s mother and I went wrong. From the beginning, she’d just saunter in on me and I’d be like…excuse me! And she thought nothing of sitting on the bowel to shit while I was in the shower. Eww.
There is something to be said for the “illusion”. You’re my mate, not my lifting buddy! LOL[/quote]
It really doesn’t bother me usually, tbh. In fact, she farted in front of me the first day we met and I was truly amazed. There was very little of “being on your best behavior” bullshit between us from day one. It was great.
We’re not ignorant or rude with that type of thing, either. If you have to fart, you fart and excuse yourself. That’s it.
We both have our limits, though.
