[quote]ouroboro_s wrote:
I whacked my head on the first aid box at the bottom on the wall. [/quote]
Oh the irony…
I felt a bit left out here on the going for a #2 shirtless oddity so I just tried it.
Given the build up I must confess to being a little disappointed.
I could maybe see the point on a hot day if I was dehydrated and the old butt nuggets where being a little tricky to squeeze out, or if it was one of those monsters that can choke donkeys then it may be nice to be shirtless to help relieve that all over body sweat under such circumstances.
Under normal conditions however I fail to see the attraction.
So anyway, having been guilty of some of the previous oddities too, I will add…
I insist on annoying the hell out of my kids (and anyone else who hears it) every time we go shopping by telling the exact same joke as we go down the milk aisle.
I always say thank you to cash machines (ATM’s?) when they give me money.
[quote]Renton wrote:
I insist on annoying the hell out of my kids (and anyone else who hears it) every time we go shopping by telling the exact same joke as we go down the milk isle.
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Would that be “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made”?
or
“Where does chocolate milk come from”?
Brown cows
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Renton wrote:
I insist on annoying the hell out of my kids (and anyone else who hears it) every time we go shopping by telling the exact same joke as we go down the milk isle.
Would that be “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made”?
or
“Where does chocolate milk come from”?
Brown cows
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Lol - Neither of those but I will add them to my “annoy the kids arsenal”
It’s…
What’s the fastest drink in the world?
Milk.
(5 points for anyone who can tell me why).
[quote]Renton wrote:
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Renton wrote:
I insist on annoying the hell out of my kids (and anyone else who hears it) every time we go shopping by telling the exact same joke as we go down the milk isle.
Would that be “Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made”?
or
“Where does chocolate milk come from”?
Brown cows
Lol - Neither of those but I will add them to my “annoy the kids arsenal”
It’s…
What’s the fastest drink in the world?
Milk.
(5 points for anyone who can tell me why).[/quote]
Because it’s pasteurized before you see it
I’ll take the points out in trade
If I do something with one limb, I have to do it with the other. The number of times don’t have to sinc up, but it has to be done.
When I walk, I have to touch the middle of the bottom of my foot on something, and I’ll do it as mnay times as needed until it feels right. Then I switch feet. I’ll keep walking until I get this done.
I always have a song playing in my head, and I’ll periodically whistle parts of the song in accordance with where the song is in my head.
I’ve cheated on every woman I’ve ever dated, and I justify it by telling myself I couldn’t have liked them that much or I wouldn’t have cheated.
I can’t make a fist [with either hand] without my knuckles popping. No matter how many times I make a fist, they’ll pop. My dad had this same ability.
I love, for some reason, chopping green leafy vegetables. Bunchin’ ‘em up and then choppin’ 'em with the chef’s knife.
If I take more than one flight of stairs I have to alternate which foot takes the first step…I don’t keep track from different trips though…
i feel the need to leave the room before the toilet actually starts flushing. germs in the air? i dont know
[quote]masonator wrote:
i feel the need to leave the room before the toilet actually starts flushing. germs in the air? i dont know[/quote]
Uh, close the lid?.. duh! lol
[quote]masonator wrote:
i feel the need to leave the room before the toilet actually starts flushing. germs in the air? i dont know[/quote]
How slow is your toilet or how fast are you?
Do you race the lightswitch too?
I sleep with a fan on at full blast and have been doing so for the last ten years. I’ve probaly have gone through about 20 fans since then lol!
I can’t drop a deuce in my bathroom at home but any other bathroom its no problem.
I count every dotted line in the middle of the road as i drive back and forth to work… i do this everyday and still come up with a different number every time
lol.
[quote]ultimate_jughead wrote:
I count every dotted line in the middle of the road as i drive back and forth to work… i do this everyday and still come up with a different number every time
lol.[/quote]
Oh, I remember you. I had to swerve to avoid you. lol
I cannot understand how anyone can handle walking up stairs one at a time. I’m not a tall guy but steps are just so damn small - it seems crazy to lift my foot 5 inches at a time. I run up and down those bastards in twos without fail, and on the way down I turn my feet completely sideways for maximal support and speed. You can really book it down a flight of stairs with this method.
Also in the crowd who has to get up and hit the water fountain between sets, and I tend to stare at other people in the gym a lot for no reason.
My last girlfriend pointed out to me that if I’m sitting down and eating barefoot at home, I curl my toes into a foot fist until I’m done.
Prepping the shower while taking a shit is just plain smart.
[quote]NeelyDan wrote:
Lemme start:
When I’m hittin’ the washroom to do a ‘big job’, I must remove my shirt. I don’t know why this is. But I must be shirtless when on the john.
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Funny you should mention that. I take my dumps shirtless whenever I can too.
Also, I always have to shower just before I go to bed. The idea of going to bed dirty just bothers me for some reason. The fan is always on full blast when I am sleeping too, no matter how cold it is.
Whenever I am focused on something (a test, report, whatever) I chew my tongue, I never know I am doing it unless someone points it out.
I have always kept my wallet in my front pocket, I feel terrible if I go anywhere without a pocket knife.
I purposely rearrange my cash to be out of order and oriented in different directions, I do this only because I feel everyone else has there money aligned and in order.
I practice my squat form wherever I go.
I have to draw a picture before any test I take, and I always have to finish it before I can start the test, regardless of time.
I always check the time when I expect to see senior members of the military around me so I can give the proper greeting of the day (good morning, afternoon, evening) and always get it wrong when I actually have to say it.
When I am walking up a flight of stairs I don’t like people close behind me. I always feel like someone is gonna grab my ass or flick my nutsack when my leg reaches for the next step.
Sometimes I make up tunes in my head and whistle them without even realizing (until afterwards) that it’s not a real song I’m whistling.
I get shocked by everything, so… I put something in between the thing I touch. So I don’t get shocked. Fuck being shocked.
Also, I always gag people before I kill them.
[quote]Brayton wrote:
I cannot understand how anyone can handle walking up stairs one at a time. I’m not a tall guy but steps are just so damn small - it seems crazy to lift my foot 5 inches at a time. I run up and down those bastards in twos without fail, and on the way down I turn my feet completely sideways for maximal support and speed. You can really book it down a flight of stairs with this method.
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I do this exact thing…still, at age 45.