When I’m driving, I put my cellphone right underneath my crotch.
I can’t lift weights and use an ipod/headphones, it freaks me out.
Every time I go to a restaurant, the first thought in my mind is always, without fail, “how much protein does this have?”. (I realize its not weird to us, but to the general population it could be percieved as OCD)
While shitting, I pull out the laptop and surf the internet.
I always shit before I shower, and while I’m shitting I put the shower on the hottest setting in order to warm up the bathroom while shitting.
My father in law has to have 3 quarters in his pocket before he leaves the house in the morning. He says you can’t have four because then you may as well have a dollar bill but 75 cents is perfect because you never know when you’ll need change.
I make up new nicknames for people and animals almost every single day. Our dogs have about a thousand nicknames.
And when I dry my hands after washing them in a public restroom I have to use towels. I hate using the blowdryers and would rather not dry my hands at all. And when using the paper towels I have to use a factor of three of those towels. Usually three is enough, but if my hands aren’t dry at that point I will use three more.
[quote]CJK wrote:
Something I JUST noticed and realized that probably a lot of people do it and don’t realize it (or maybe they do and I am just slow)
When I sit down in a restaurant, I HAVE to sit facing out towards the room. I cannot sit facing a wall. I get strangely uneasy when I sit in the middle of a restaurant. [/quote]
I’m the same way, used to piss my wife off but now she asks me where I want to sit before she sits down.
I always shit before I shower, and while I’m shitting I put the shower on the hottest setting in order to warm up the bathroom while shitting.
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This is great. It’s funny how many of us do the same stupid shit.
I was bad with lip chap…now I carry it and hardly use it and it’s gotta be the blistex in the silver tube, dosen’t shine on the lips. Always checking for my wallet and keys too, aka “doing inventory.”
For the guys who need to take thier shrits off to shit…do any of you guys work in a office? Still do it at work?
[quote]wakiki wrote:
rsg wrote:
When I walk along a pavement or floor with tiles, I try not to touch the grooves/joins in the material - my feet are always on the solid parts. It’s something I’ve done since I was a kid.
Haha, I do that too! And when walking up stairs etc I always have to start with my right foot, otherwise it feels just wrong.
I also like to stay in my sweaty gym clothes sometimes, it just feels good.[/quote]
I got one for the stairs too - I always try to get 2 steps before the top and then do the last 2 steps in one go.
[quote]ab_power wrote:
When I’m driving, I put my cellphone right underneath my crotch.
I can’t lift weights and use an ipod/headphones, it freaks me out.
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Same here for both. Having headphones wigs me out because I am not in tune with what is going on around me, even if I am not paying direct attention to it.
[quote]rsg wrote:
wakiki wrote:
rsg wrote:
When I walk along a pavement or floor with tiles, I try not to touch the grooves/joins in the material - my feet are always on the solid parts. It’s something I’ve done since I was a kid.
Haha, I do that too! And when walking up stairs etc I always have to start with my right foot, otherwise it feels just wrong.
I also like to stay in my sweaty gym clothes sometimes, it just feels good.
I got one for the stairs too - I always try to get 2 steps before the top and then do the last 2 steps in one go.
Fucking strange habits some of us pickup.[/quote]
They aren’t really strange. People are just like that.
I can never sit or stand motionless for more than 2 seconds. I always have to be moving. This really annoys people during school. I never say “your welcome”, its always “no problem”. This gets me in trouble during tests sometimes, but I always have to check how far someone is on any assingment that sits next to me. I have memorized every combination of weights up until 315 (have never gone higher than that yet); it becomes really effiecient in working out.
I accidentally switch between Ukrainian and English words sometimes. I used to, and sometimes still do, highlight the words that I am reading in a certain passage on the computer. I would rather do physical labor than homework, no matter how easy the homework is. I have to read when I am taking a shit, and I never do it at school. I run up and down stairs; I rarely walk.
I always carry a chap stick, hacky sack, and pack of gum. I never wear chap stick, haven’t played hacky sack in at least a year, and chew gum a few times a month. I always have to be prepared, you know in case I’m really bored or my breathe smells, or my lips get insta chapped?
I’m also known to have food in my pockets every time I leave my house.
Oh yeah, can’t leave the house without brushing my teeth. ever ever…ever
[quote]sen say wrote:
Chapstick has alcohol and dries out your lips. That’s why they’re always chapped and why you always have to apply. Switch go straight vaseline.
Weird things:
I have to count every stair I take on a set of stairs. If i skip a stair, that counts as 2. If I jump down the whole flight, I have to count all of them.
I have to put my fingers on top of each other. That is to say, I put my pinky on top of my ring finger, middle on top of ring and index and thumb on top of index. Then I alternate the fingers. Other times I put pinky on top of ring on top of middle and thumb on top of index on top of middle and then alternate. Both hands have to be the same basic finger pattern, though sometimes I alternate which fingers are on top. Lot less confusing than it sounds.
I constantly check my watch when I’m on the phone even if I’m not wearing a watch.[/quote]
I do the vaseline thing at home. But when you carry around a tub of it in your pocket and whip it out, people tend to stare.
i always click my teeth together when i’m driving in the interval with the telephone poles. If a telephone pole is right next to the car, i don’t click, i wait until i’m between telephone poles. No clue why i do it.
I also do the turn the shower on before taking a deuce.
I take some of the biggest deuces ever and for some reason they still take me 1 minute max. I guess i just powershit.
When I drink water I count how many times I swallow. I have to swallow an even number of times, until I get above 10 swallows, then it can be a multiple of 5. I do not like to swallow less than 6 times. This is a real pain when it comes to drinking out of a fountain because usually I end up with brain freeze.
When I am running, I wrap all of my other fingers around my pinky finger. I like it because it feels like I’m holding onto something and gives me a sense of security (I get terrified when I’m racing). Pathetic, huh? I’d like know what a psychologist thinks of that particular weirdness. Until then, I will be content to have thousands of T-people make fun of me.
forgot one. I twitch if i’m not fully asleep. I’ll be drifting off in class and my whole body will jerk like people getting shot in movies do. It’s intense. haha