[quote]dirtbag wrote:
haha! I grab my milk from the back. The longest dates are back there. Hmmmmmm weird shit I do… I lock my car up with the remote even if I was not in my car.[/quote]
On the same subject, when I’m walking away from the car I repeatedly press the lock button. Just to make sure it’s locked. I do the same thing when walking to my car unlocking it, right when I get close enough I start hitting the unlock button. Once is never enough.
edit: I also waste mass amounts of time in the shower doing nothing.
Something I JUST noticed and realized that probably a lot of people do it and don’t realize it (or maybe they do and I am just slow)
When I sit down in a restaurant, I HAVE to sit facing out towards the room. I cannot sit facing a wall. I get strangely uneasy when I sit in the middle of a restaurant.
yeah one more for the shirtless shitting, I also fold all my beer bottle tops in half and put them in the empties. Any time I sit at a table to eat I adjust everything on the table in reach of me till its flush and square, even at resaurants.
Shit shirtless.
Take longass showers, just stand underneath the hot water, resting.
Check behind curtains.
Pick stuff from the back of the shelf.
Spray my feet with body spray.
Hate sitting in the middle of a restrauant.
When locking dad’s car, press the button atleast 2 times.
Never bend over, always squat or kneel.
Me too. Been using it for years. I think it’s literally physically addictive.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Mine is Chapstick. I need to have it everywhere I go. I have one in every jacket and coat. I put it on before I go out even if I don’t need it at the moment. My son has “picked up” this habit.
After locking the house downstairs and turning off all the lights I sometimes sprint up the stairs and do a superman dive into bed because I’m afraid something could be chasing me.
I have to walk into rooms with my right foot first (usually).
I have to close a door with my right hand.
When I was a kid I used to have a twitch where I’d flick people off.
I stare at women at my gym. I don’t know why.
I wake up to “Tom Jones - Its Unusual” and know all the lyrics by heart. I sing them whilst in the shower too.
When I’m at the gym I always think i’m the smallest one there, even if my friends tell me the opposite (by a large amount).
When I walk along a pavement or floor with tiles, I try not to touch the grooves/joins in the material - my feet are always on the solid parts. It’s something I’ve done since I was a kid.
[quote]rsg wrote:
When I walk along a pavement or floor with tiles, I try not to touch the grooves/joins in the material - my feet are always on the solid parts. It’s something I’ve done since I was a kid.[/quote]
I also hook my bottom teeth over my top teeth when I drive, My ex made me aware of this a long time ago, I never noticed it.
I too have a chap-stick addiction, but actually use carmex in the squeezy tube. I have huge fucking baboon lips that chap, split, and bleed all the damn time. I am always coating my lips with carmex literally every 10-15 mintues. I once got yelled at in Basic Training for doing this in formation, Drill Sergeant gets in my face and screams, “It’s not time to be putting on lipstick like a bitch!” I always think of this when I am putting carmex on my lips.
Mine is cleaning out my ears w/ alchol on q-tips.
Use to do the shirtless dump too but when Costanza was, it freake dme out to have anything in common w/ him so I stopped.
I’m another member of the really long shower club.
Any items that I have out in the open (books, pens, napkins, anything) has to be right-side up and not “backwards” in any way…if I wipe my mouth with the wrong side of a napkin I’ll have to flip it inside out and turn it around.
When I sleep, my room has to be pitch black, so I tape my window covers around the edges, while the covers themselves let no light through.
I ALWAYS take a shit before every workout; partly because I feel like I can’t go 100% for fear of pushing too hard, and partly because it’d be damn embarrassing to fart or shart at the gym I work out at every week.
[quote]Damici wrote:
Me too. Been using it for years. I think it’s literally physically addictive.
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Mine is Chapstick. I need to have it everywhere I go. I have one in every jacket and coat. I put it on before I go out even if I don’t need it at the moment. My son has “picked up” this habit.
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I’m the same way, but I think it’s just because having chapped lips sucks ass.
[quote]rsg wrote:
When I walk along a pavement or floor with tiles, I try not to touch the grooves/joins in the material - my feet are always on the solid parts. It’s something I’ve done since I was a kid.[/quote]
I do the same thing. Also, I always want people to walk on my right side, its weird when they walk on the left. When walking in the dark, I continuously check behind and in front of me, no matter how long or short the trip. I have to press the snooze alarm twice, even if I am not tired. I talk too fast.
You know, none of these things are THAT weird. Come on. I know someone here does some really fucked up things.
…I would have lead with myself but I can’t think of anything. Probably the weirdest is that I rub fabric under my fingernails (like the stitching on a shirt). I’ve worn off 1cm by 1cm chunks of a jacket over time because of this. Sometimes I do it so much it hurts my fingers.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Damici wrote:
Me too. Been using it for years. I think it’s literally physically addictive.
Iron Dwarf wrote:
Mine is Chapstick. I need to have it everywhere I go. I have one in every jacket and coat. I put it on before I go out even if I don’t need it at the moment. My son has “picked up” this habit.
I’m the same way, but I think it’s just because having chapped lips sucks ass.[/quote]
I’ve heard sucking ass will give you chapped lips. It’s a vicious circle.
I pee between heavy (for me) singles because I’m afraid of pissing on myself. I saw the woman on the Youtube video piss on the floor. Everyone at my gym probably thinks I have a chronic bladder infection.