What's The Hardest Drug You've Taken?

When I was a wee guy I admit I loved to get completely blazed on Class A drugs. Pretty much every cunt does it in Glasgow and i’m sure all you crazy ass yanks like to get down and dirty with drugs.

The hardest one I ever tried was crack. Usually at an after party after being at a club and cunts were running out of drugs and ideas. Someone would construct a glass dick out of a bottle, get some ammonia and steel wool in and start blazing up. It’s not something I am proud of however I was young and willing. Have to say it was pretty fucking amazing and felt like my head had became a ballon that had just been pumped up using air from Nigella Lawsons pussy.

I’ve also tried ketamine and have to admit it was a laugh a minute although when combined with booze it can induce a severe whitey.

I’d also like to say that the only drug I touch nowadays is the drug of hard steel!

skinny jeans

I don’t know what they gave me before surgery a couple of weeks ago, but that stuff fucked me up good.

[quote]Big Aristotle wrote:
skinny jeans[/quote]

I suppose one must be inebriated with hard drugs in order to commit the cardinal sin of sporting slim jims Big Aristotle my man. In your world maybe:-) How’s Georgia big chief? Ain’t been there in years.

In fact I smoked weed in GA that I aquired from a dungaree wearing redneck that went to a church I had to go to. Proper bush tucker shit that was damp and skanky. Like the women in Georgia. We ended up taking ‘toilet bongs’ (thats what he called them). That was a fucking laugh. Me, a glaswegian in GA, taking toilet bongs with a redneck. You can’t buy experiences like that.

[quote]greggio wrote:
I don’t know what they gave me before surgery a couple of weeks ago, but that stuff fucked me up good.[/quote]

LOL greggio when some cunt broke my jaw years ago I was given morphine. That shit made me feel on top of the world. I can see why heroin is so highly rated.

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:
Heroin is vastly over-rated in my (tiny) experience. Horrible, sick, fuzzy feeling that was in no way conducive to a good time.

OP: You do like to use the word ‘cunt’ at every opportunity, don’t you?

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You taken that stuff Bushido mate? That’s pretty hardcore.

Apologies for my liberal sprinkling of the word ‘cunt’ mate. I’m posting as I think and as I have said before it is a fairly innocuous term in Glasgow. Is it not the same in Wales big chief?

CRACK
HEROIN
COCAINE
LSD
SHROOMS
YOU NAME IT
I HAVE NEVER SMOKED METH, NEVER TAKEN XTC

I HAVE HAD MAJOR ADDICTION PROBLEMS IN THE PAST AND PUMPING IRON IS THE CURE
ALMOST ALL DRUGS ARE BAD EXCEPT FOR WEED, WHICH I STILL SMOKE EVERY DAY
HOWEVER, MOST DRUGS CAN STILL BE USED POSITIVELY, THEY JUST AREN’T
AND FOR THE RECORD, I HATE POTHEADS BUT I SMOKE MORE THAN ALL OF THEM

[quote]toots27mkc wrote:
PUMPING IRON IS THE CURE
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Right on mate. Keep pumping that iron and that caps lock lol!

dude ive fuking taken x, blow, shrooms, hash, tons of whiskey, salvia, and yes even valium…
but my favourite is still weed.

…Ketamine, that was a once in a lifetime thing though. In the early nineties someone gave me an E that, so i heard later, contained not just XTC but also lsd and heroin. That did explain a lot about the unexpected trip i took that night. Nowadays, sobriety is king, nothing beats it…

[quote]fighterkhan wrote:
and yes even valium…

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groan… Dude valium is not that big of a deal. There are 3,000,000 soccer mom’s driving their kids to school right now on more valium than you ever taken in your life.

This thread is going to turn into a bunch of teenagers that still think getting fucked up is right way to spend life in 3…2…1…

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
groan… Dude valium is not that big of a deal. There are 3,000,000 soccer mom’s driving their kids to school right now on more valium than you ever taken in your life.

This thread is going to turn into a bunch of teenagers that still think getting fucked up is right way to spend life in 3…2…1…[/quote]

LOL Valium is fucked up for real although I chortled at your acidic put down beano.

I had a mate who got heavily addicted to that shit and it was fairly brutal to watch. The thing about taking Val Kilmers is it turns dudes into agressive bastards, especially when combined with Tonic Wine. Many a young buck in Glasgow has woken up in a jail cell, not knowing how they got there, then finding out they have stabbed their mate. Fucked up LOL but at least it keeps these daft valium addicts off the streets.

Hey DUDEZ, I haz taken liek totally hardCORE DRUGZ!1!!eleven!!1!1!!

Once I ated a MUSHROOM and I was like FUCKED UP!!! my Mate told me to sniff some gloo once and I did it and i was like FUCK man, that WAs fcking AWESOmE. I LIEK to get Fcuked up.

Serially though, I haven’t done anything harder than shrooms, and they fucked me up pretty bad. It was mixed with some heavy drinking the first time I took them and at a staff party. Not a very smart idea.

Other than that, I likes my weed.

[quote]Jack Urboady wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
groan… Dude valium is not that big of a deal. There are 3,000,000 soccer mom’s driving their kids to school right now on more valium than you ever taken in your life.

This thread is going to turn into a bunch of teenagers that still think getting fucked up is right way to spend life in 3…2…1…

LOL Valium is fucked up for real although I chortled at your acidic put down beano.

I had a mate who got heavily addicted to that shit and it was fairly brutal to watch. The thing about taking Val Kilmers is it turns dudes into agressive bastards, especially when combined with Tonic Wine. Many a young buck in Glasgow has woken up in a jail cell, not knowing how they got there, then finding out they have stabbed their mate. Fucked up LOL but at least it keeps these daft valium addicts off the streets.

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Glasgow must be opposite world then, because the valium on the baseball side of the pond didn’t do anything but make me melt into the couch and zone into space.

Although I’ve never drank on them, I’m sure these over drugged surly housewives that are loaded up on valium and lithium are hitting the sauce for breakfast.

eh whatever… Really is irrelevant

Salvia is the fucking shit.

[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Glasgow must be opposite world then, because the valium on the baseball side of the pond didn’t do anything but make me melt into the couch and zone into space.

Although I’ve never drank on them, I’m sure these over drugged surly housewives that are loaded up on valium and lithium are hitting the sauce for breakfast.

eh whatever… Really is irrelevant
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The valium tha floats about Glasgow is mostly fake. Junkies were extracting the gel from similar drugs and injecting them. This is why in Glasgow it’s common to see a heroin addict waddle down the road with one leg on a set of crutches. Always brings a tear to yon glass eye.

Aye agreed Valium is irrelevant. Hard drugs in this thread only please!

porridge.
neeps.
haggis.

[quote]3hitter wrote:
porridge.
neeps.
haggis.[/quote]

Ha 3hitter you’re obviously a man in the know. How do you take your porridge?

Tylenol…that’s some hard shit!