fuck, for my 19th i had colossal bender of a night. Acid, meth, mdma cap, pills, ketamine, coke, weed and good ol alcohol…all in one night. The next week, I ended up in intensive care because my immune system was SO fucked up a normal flu developed into viral meningitis. Needless to say i’ve learned my lesson, NEVER again.
Anyone tried methedrone yet? Its getting really popular. Overrated IMO.
I’ve never been that heavily into drugs. Smoke a bit of weed on occasion, thats about it.
Would like to tell a story about one of the most fucked up “substance experiences” in my life though. Although Japan has some of the most rigid drug laws in the world (up to 3 years hard labour for possession of a gram of weed), it is astounding just how freely Japanese doctors prescribe medicine. My doctor was seemingly impressed that I held a degree in Biomedical Science (not a big deal, essentially pre-med) and gave me free reign to self-prescribe anything I wanted. Pretty scary. I never took him up on the offer, but I could have gotten oxycodone if I had wanted.
A friend of mine was prescribed Halcyon for mild anxiety. Halcyon is one of the more exotic benzos which has fallen out of favour with much of the Western medical community. Stupidly, we decided that mixing halcyon and about 10 beers one night would make for an enjoyable evening.
I would always scratch my head at people who claimed to “black out” after getting too drunk or too high. I personally could drink until the point of puking or smoke several grams of weed and still have a fairly lucid recollection of the night. The halcyon and alcohol mixture took several hours from my memory and replaced them with blackness. Fortunately or unfortunately, we had a friend with us who didnt partake, and he gave us a commentary of some of the nights events…
1.) I picked a fight with a Yakuza guy. COMPLETELY out of character for me…it would take an awful lot for me to want to beat the shit out of someone, I’m pretty laid back.
2.) My friend curled up in the fetal position, on the sidewalk, in front of a ramen shop. He pissed himself.
3.) I somehow made my way back to a club, where I proceeded to try and finger a girl on the dancefloor. Again, WAY out of character for me…I usually wait until I get them home
4.) My friend somehow wound up in a transvestite bar. I learned this because of the police report. He started smashing bottles against the wall.
5.) I woke up to a mattress soaked in my own urine.
Some of you may be thinking “this guy sounds like a fucking douchebag, everyone should be responsible for their own actions”. I would tend to agree with this, but honestly, Halcyon and alcohol makes you something you’re not and cleanly erases blocks of your memory.
Never again, LOL.
[quote]progwizard wrote:
Anyone tried methedrone yet? Its getting really popular. Overrated IMO.[/quote]
Progwizard my main man I was at a party a few weeks ago and some of my mates were taking this shit. Said it’s like coming up on an E and coke at the same time yet no comedown. Labelled as plant food as well I believe. I don’t touch that shit. Fuck me legal highs are supposed to be the shit nowadays as well WTF!
Carrot/waffle flavored NO Xplode…no stop sign was safe
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
and yes even valium…
groan… Dude valium is not that big of a deal. There are 3,000,000 soccer mom’s driving their kids to school right now on more valium than you ever taken in your life.
This thread is going to turn into a bunch of teenagers that still think getting fucked up is right way to spend life in 3…2…1…[/quote]
I take it back. You’re not the bad ass of the internet. You’re the biggest know-it-all on the internet. My daily tirade on beans is getting fun.
You can now commence to attacking my post one sentence at a time and calling me dipshit and douche in 3…2…1…
Boiled milk or water and sugar or salt it depends how proper I feel like being.
Followed by a healthy dose of “whiskey” 
[quote]3hitter wrote:
Boiled milk or water and sugar or salt it depends how proper I feel like being.
Followed by a healthy dose of “whiskey”
[/quote]
A real mans breakfast. None of this poofy Bran Flakes pish.
Raises glass and takes a slug
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
I take it back. You’re not the bad ass of the internet. You’re the biggest know-it-all on the internet. My daily tirade on beans is getting fun.
You can now commence to attacking my post one sentence at a time and calling me dipshit and douche in 3…2…1…[/quote]
Knocks swinging NvrTooLate off beans balls…washes hands, then finishes eating butter and syrup soaked french toast…nom nom nom
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
and yes even valium…
groan… Dude valium is not that big of a deal. There are 3,000,000 soccer mom’s driving their kids to school right now on more valium than you ever taken in your life.
This thread is going to turn into a bunch of teenagers that still think getting fucked up is right way to spend life in 3…2…1…
I take it back. You’re not the bad ass of the internet. You’re the biggest know-it-all on the internet. My daily tirade on beans is getting fun.
You can now commence to attacking my post one sentence at a time and calling me dipshit and douche in 3…2…1…[/quote]
Look dude, thank you for serving our country. Thank you from the deepest regions of my soul for putting your ass on the line to help keep my family safe and free. I honestly can’t express how much I appreciate what each and every member of the armed forces has done for me and mine.
But please grow up. For someone in his 40’s you act like a child. Drop the bullshit. I don’t take the internet serious enough to have you riding my fucking nuts everyday.
I had already forgotten about that thread, and you. If you don’t like what I say, put me on your ignore list and stop acting like the great forum protector. It won’t hurt my feelings. I promise.
[quote]ucallthatbass wrote:
NvrTooLate wrote:
I take it back. You’re not the bad ass of the internet. You’re the biggest know-it-all on the internet. My daily tirade on beans is getting fun.
You can now commence to attacking my post one sentence at a time and calling me dipshit and douche in 3…2…1…
Knocks swinging NvrTooLate off beans balls…washes hands, then finishes eating butter and syrup soaked french toast…nom nom nom[/quote]
lol…
Ever snort coke of your girl’s ass while rolling on X in a cemetery? With your car parked near the site blasting some hardstyle trance bass?
YOU again?
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
NvrTooLate wrote:
countingbeans wrote:
fighterkhan wrote:
and yes even valium…
groan… Dude valium is not that big of a deal. There are 3,000,000 soccer mom’s driving their kids to school right now on more valium than you ever taken in your life.
This thread is going to turn into a bunch of teenagers that still think getting fucked up is right way to spend life in 3…2…1…
I take it back. You’re not the bad ass of the internet. You’re the biggest know-it-all on the internet. My daily tirade on beans is getting fun.
You can now commence to attacking my post one sentence at a time and calling me dipshit and douche in 3…2…1…
Look dude, thank you for serving our country. Thank you from the deepest regions of my soul for putting your ass on the line to help keep my family safe and free. I honestly can’t express how much I appreciate what each and every member of the armed forces has done for me and mine.
But please grow up. For someone in his 40’s you act like a child. Drop the bullshit. I don’t take the internet serious enough to have you riding my fucking nuts everyday.
I had already forgotten about that thread, and you. If you don’t like what I say, put me on your ignore list and stop acting like the great forum protector. It won’t hurt my feelings. I promise.[/quote]
o.k., i’m not going to retaliate for the “act like a child” comment. Truce. I’ll stop. Heck, in real life we’d probably get along and have a beer.
[quote]NvrTooLate wrote:
Heck, in real life we’d probably get along and have a beer.[/quote]
I would bet money on it.
A one liter bag wide open directly into the carotid artery of micronized diamond in a suspension of epinephrine, serratonin and testosterone. Then I ran into the vault of a bank via the reinforced concrete wall and took what ever I wanted. Police were powerless to stop me as their bullets bounce off of my diamond imbued skin.
It was completely out of character for me. I’m usually quite timid.
Diamond will make your dookie sparkle.
I think it takes long term use for benzodiazepines to make you aggressive. I heard temazepam was popular in Europe. In the US Xanax and Klonopin are the favorites.
[quote]Pretzel Logic wrote:
I think it takes long term use for benzodiazepines to make you aggressive. I heard temazepam was popular in Europe. In the US Xanax and Klonopin are the favorites. [/quote]
That makes sense I guess…
Xanax is awesome shit.