[quote]riverhawk23 wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
Why don’t you give it away? I bet if you looked hard enough and did some research, you could really change someone’s life. I think that would be a lot more satisfying than the temporary feeling of “fullness” (followed by emptiness) when you “consume” what the media tells you to.
Seriously. Give it away. You’d be surprised how “abundant” the world is and how positive karma has a way of coming back ten-fold…
Just my .02 - I’ll probably get a bunch of folks calling me stupid or crazy, but oh well. That’s what I would do.
Yeah give it too a hooker in Rhode Island. Get a blow job or a zj in return.[/quote]
ok, I’m gonna show my age here: I googled zj and came up with 27 different definitions from “zip job” which is a hand job without taking your pants down (or through the zipper) which according to the website only costs $8, so I’m assuming that’s NOT what you meant to the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded…
I guess I am dying to know since we aren’t in zimbabwe and we have WAY more than $8 to spend, which of the 27 varieties of ZJ were you suggesting. (I’m just sayin’)
[quote]angry chicken wrote:
riverhawk23 wrote:
angry chicken wrote:
Why don’t you give it away? I bet if you looked hard enough and did some research, you could really change someone’s life. I think that would be a lot more satisfying than the temporary feeling of “fullness” (followed by emptiness) when you “consume” what the media tells you to.
Seriously. Give it away. You’d be surprised how “abundant” the world is and how positive karma has a way of coming back ten-fold…
Just my .02 - I’ll probably get a bunch of folks calling me stupid or crazy, but oh well. That’s what I would do.
Yeah give it too a hooker in Rhode Island. Get a blow job or a zj in return.
ok, I’m gonna show my age here: I googled zj and came up with 27 different definitions from “zip job” which is a hand job without taking your pants down (or through the zipper) which according to the website only costs $8, so I’m assuming that’s NOT what you meant to the act of receiving oral sex from a caucasian zimbabwe hooker as she balances a basket of fruit on her head, for every piece of fruit that falls out of the basket, a 2 dollar discount is awarded…
I guess I am dying to know since we aren’t in zimbabwe and we have WAY more than $8 to spend, which of the 27 varieties of ZJ were you suggesting. (I’m just sayin’)[/quote]
Don’t worry about it dude, I’m young and I still don’t know what the hell of zj is.
[quote]detazathoth wrote:
B rocK wrote:
detazathoth wrote:
ucallthatbass wrote:
I’m actually depressed that I live in the same state as you…can you actually start a thread worth reading for Christ’s sake.
Edit: Drive to Foxwoods and play some Goddamn Blackjack
x2
I’m kinda glad that you’re not a real pler, otherwise you’d come to my gym…and I doubt you’d last long judging by the threads you start.
what crawled up your ass?
Nothing crawled up my ass, you just come across as a tool that’s all. But it’s the internet, so my opinion doesn’t really mean much.
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haha alright. well yeah it is the internet so try not to get too upset. I figured that all massholes could get along…but i guess not.
