What Size Giant Would You Be?

Cannabis? Did someone say Cannabis?

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]orion wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:

[quote]Testy1 wrote:

[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:

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[quote]EmilyQ wrote:

And how about the Greeks? They never stop![/quote]

I thought we were talking about vagina.
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Why you gotta be like that?[/quote]

Pangloss is greek?
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Actually, it is. The word panglossia literally would mean “all languages”.

The original Dr. Pangloss was a character in a Voltaire novel, Candide, whose motto was “all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds”. He was, in other words, an irrepressible optimist. This trait he does not necessarily share in common with our Dr. Pangloss here.
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Twas to make fun of Leipnitzes dilemma.

However, “Il faut cultiver son jardin” still stands. [/quote]

Particularly if one can grow cannabis in it.
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Twas good enough for Washington, Tbe good enough for me.

[quote]Karado wrote:
Cannabis? Did someone say Cannabis?[/quote]

Nobody did.

Its illegal and our democratically elected overlo…, tyrant…, corrupt, soulless assclow…, OFFICIALS! there it is, probably know best.

They just do.

Joe Biden, man, there is a man to run my life as he sees fit…

Yeah but Cannabis has a similar spelling with ‘‘Cannibal’’, and I was wondering
if it was too late to enter this witty endless Rabbit Hole of cleverness eating different
kinds of people and all…I’m just havin’ fun reading all this shit anyway…continue everyone,
Onward!..Forward!..continue the wit!

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Can you imagine the daily caloric intake required just to maintain a body mass of one, ten, or (the mind boggles) a hundred tons? How many kilograms of protein per day? You would have to live in China or India and eat people all day long, because that’s the only protein source plentiful enough to sustain you. [/quote]

I would think ocean life could sustain you at 10+ tons. A whale could feed you for a month if not more, I would think. Throw in some sharks for snacks. So, Cape Town South Africa would be a good spot for a 20,000 pound giant to lay his head.

[quote]mbdix wrote:

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Can you imagine the daily caloric intake required just to maintain a body mass of one, ten, or (the mind boggles) a hundred tons? How many kilograms of protein per day? You would have to live in China or India and eat people all day long, because that’s the only protein source plentiful enough to sustain you. [/quote]

I would think ocean life could sustain you at 10+ tons. A whale could feed you for a month if not more, I would think. Throw in some sharks for snacks. So, Cape Town South Africa would be a good spot for a 20,000 pound giant to lay his head. [/quote]

Yeah but whales and sharks would require an awfully big energy outlay just to catch them. No joke swimming around the Cape of Africa, I don’t care how big you are.

I mean, sure, the Okavango Delta up in Botswana would be a great place to kick it: buffalo, eland and wildebeest as far as the eye can see. Them’s good eatin’. And if one were bulking, there’s always hippopotamus, which would not be as problematic for health as eating Walmart people.

Not to mention there’s always a Zulu village nearby if one craves a light snack (or a dark one, as the case may be).

The Dead Sea Scrolls specifically in Enoch says these Giants were as tall as “3000 ells”,
which VERY conservatively would be interpreted today they were as tall as a Football Field is long.

I don’t think so…10, 12, maybe even 20 footers were walkin’ around back then, but 300 feet
or taller? Not Likely, and how big would a Vagina have to be if Fallen Angels mated with
Women for babies to pass through the birth canal if they can grow to be “3000 ells”?
'Waiting for humorous picture example now…don’t you dare let me down either.

“And they became pregnant, and they bare great giants, whose height was three thousand ells: Who consumed (4) all the acquisitions of men. And when men could no longer sustain them, the giants turned against (5) them and devoured mankind. And they began to sin against birds, and beasts, and reptiles, and (6) fish, and to devour one another’s flesh, and drink the blood…”

The Book of Enoch, Chapter 7: 3-6

I would love to be a Titan shifter. On that note, about 15m.

How big of a giant would you need to be to fight 100 bears? That big.

6’ 3"

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

(There is actually a version before the one pictured; it was a set of four paperback books. As video games were not permitted and outside play limited during big swaths of time due to military action, D&D is what Israeli kids did in the 70s during the Sabath when their parents were not paying attention.)[/quote]

Duh.

Did you have the original dice that were made out of clay, or something like clay.

[quote]Varqanir wrote:
Yeah but whales and sharks would require an awfully big energy outlay just to catch them. No joke swimming around the Cape of Africa, I don’t care how big you are. [/quote]

Duh, you make the puny humans hunt the whales for you, or you destroy their towns and eat them.

[quote]sen say wrote:

[quote]Jewbacca wrote:

(There is actually a version before the one pictured; it was a set of four paperback books. As video games were not permitted and outside play limited during big swaths of time due to military action, D&D is what Israeli kids did in the 70s during the Sabath when their parents were not paying attention.)[/quote]

Duh.

Did you have the original dice that were made out of clay, or something like clay.[/quote]

Indeed. Had to rub a crayon on them to make the numbers visible.

I even have the original Deities and Demigods book with the chapter that included “thief’s world” (or whatever it was) deities that got removed due to copyright complaints.