Thanks for the lengthy reply man! But now I’m going to cut the crap, get serious and tell the truth.
My family is currently broke, we are waiting on a loan which is meant to come next week, but that is always said and never happens so it most definitely will not be next week and will most likely be in a few months.
I have one pre-existing injury I neglected to mention, I had a 60kg barbell and I attempted to bring it to my upper chest so I could press it overhead. The motion in which I got it to my chest was very similar to an explosive forearm curl, and as you already may be thinking so far this is dangerous. So I got the bar to my upper chest and my lowerback bent inwards, I was slightly leaning back and it looked like I was going to fall over. I managed to bring myself to an upright position again and I put the bar down. What happened when I bent backwards was I heard a crunching/crackling/popping coming from deep in-side my body it felt “deep” I can not explain it. After that day I had back pain for 2 months which hurt when I leaned backwards and after two months it dissapated and now two months later the pain is still there. Very slight but I can still feel it there, occassionally it goes away and occassionally it comes back but it is not severe. When I am sitting down (this happens only sometimes) I rotate my torso to the left or right side and I hear that deep popping sound still.
After two months had passed from the injury I went to get an X-ray and reported back to my doctor he said my posture was “normal” and it is nothing to be worried about and the X-ray said my lowerback looks nothing out of the ordinary as did the doctor. (I completely disagree with this)
So basically the problem is I may or may not have a pre-existing back injury and I do not have access to a gym currently. ALTHOUGH What I have at my disposal is 45 kilos/100 pounds of weight plates, two dumbells, a barbell, a pullup bar, stretching, a PVC pipe, a foam roller (will get soon)
From your first Point, 1) Do you mean don’t use a foam roller and get a tennis ball or softball instead?
Some things I feel I need to say that might be relevant are:
When I PVC Pipe roll my IT Bands they are EXTREMELY painful to foam roll especially when I reach the lower portion of my IT Band it feels like the muscle is about to burst out of my skin it may be my quadricep I am rolling against though, it is bearable but still painful. The reason I feel I need to say this is because maybe my IT Bands are tight, I don’t know.
I have tried foam rolling my hamstrings and there seems to be no knots, tightness or anything in them there is no response I think they may just be that loose.
I have also tried foam rolling my glutes to see what would happen my glutes are having the same issue except when i foam roll them I am literally foam rolling my ass bones I have a bunch of fat on my ass and seemingly to me no muscle what-so-ever.
Man does it feel nice PVC Pipe rolling my calves though they are so tight and I just love pressing out those knots. (Quads and hip flexors too but calves especially)
Just a simple question though what exactly are knots? are they just areas of the muscle that are tight when you roll them?
@ Point 2) Yes I was having that same thought today because I realised the soreness in the muscles I PVC Pipe rolled faded away quickly so I will make sure I stretch them directly after.
@ Point 3) “Mobilize/therapeutic exercises for rotator cuff, rhomboids, rear delts, serratus anterior, low traps or legs/hips”
I don’t know any exercises I could do at home for those muscles you listed except:
I know one mobility/therapeutic exercise for the rotator cuff which is “The No Money Drill”

I know another for the serratus which is the pushup plus/scapula pushup, a pushup with locking out (I really feel the lockout pushups hitting the serratus at the top of the movement)
Although the problem with the scapula pushup is it really gives me a headache for some reason I do not know why the back of my head feels under pressure when my scapula retract.
When I get into a gym I will do your Main workout you listed on 4)
Will do 5)
As you said here:
“On lower body days only do lower body mobility/foam rolling/therapy in warm-ups. Splitting the body in two this way, the warm-up and therapy should only take about 15 minutes and you’ll be very warm for your training. Maybe a bit longer, but that’s probably only if you’re sandbagging on rest. If you try to do the whole body before every workout you will end up doing about 30 minutes of prehab work. That’s not generally needed.”
I think I am rolling too much because this morning I went for one and a half hours I tried to get every single muscle knot out, was sweating a waterfall when it was all over.
So I really only need 15 minutes? I was thinking I needed more, this may seem to be a REALLY FUCKING DUMB question but if I was to do it for 15 minutes how many times a day should I do the 15 minute foam rolling sessions? 1 time a day, 3 times a day?
On rest days I will do exactly as you said. Just need to say again scapula pushups give me an odd pressuring headache.
I’ve looked into Westside before and considered doing Westside or PHAT, I’ll leave the decision for later though I’ll focus on my posture now this is more important to me.
Again Thank you for helping me and I am sorry if my long worn out post is boring you