What if Your True Love Died 400 Yrs Ago

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:
First… apologies for bumping a four month old thread…

But, this thing is EPIC! I laughed my ass off for the last 30+ minutes reading through this.

While my current situation is not necessarily important or relevant, allow me to share just to give an idea of how difficult it can be to laugh as hard as I was to this thing…

I am sitting in a Combined Joint Operations Center in northern Afghanistan monitoring an ongoing operation. For those that aren’t military jargon inclined, “Combined” means more than one country and “Joint” means more than one service (Army, Air Force, etc…)

So here I am reading through this particular thread, cracking up, blowing small particles of food on my desk when this relatively hot Latvian chick, I mean officer, asks me what’s so funny… looking at her desk, she is reading one of the Twilight books… I wonder how to even begin to answer that. She looks over my shoulder, asks me go back to the beginning of the thread. She reads through the whole thing and laughs so hard she was shaking uncontrolably. Her sole comment, “What a loser”

EPIC![/quote]

What a loser? lol. well, I will admit this thread was highly entertaining, but I am far from a loser. I will be a published author within the next few years. Many people have talked about past lives and so on. While many may find the whole concept of having a soul mate that lived hundreds of years ago, hard to understand, there are just some things in this world that can’t be explained. I will say this to your lady friend, just cause her mind is small and she can’t open her mind up to other possibilities, doesn’t mean she can be a douche bag.

I admit, I played it up on this thread, knowing that by saying certain things, it will get people here to rag on me. It was all in good fun. But the premise of the thread is the truth.[/quote]

No, you’re a loser.

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[quote]pushharder wrote:
See…this is how ol’ Roguie is serving his country. He’s the internet Bob Hope doing his version of a USO show.[/quote]

Nah… USO doesn’t take freaks… I think this is a current pic from Rogue’s my space page.

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[quote]Makavali wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:
First… apologies for bumping a four month old thread…

But, this thing is EPIC! I laughed my ass off for the last 30+ minutes reading through this.

While my current situation is not necessarily important or relevant, allow me to share just to give an idea of how difficult it can be to laugh as hard as I was to this thing…

I am sitting in a Combined Joint Operations Center in northern Afghanistan monitoring an ongoing operation. For those that aren’t military jargon inclined, “Combined” means more than one country and “Joint” means more than one service (Army, Air Force, etc…)

So here I am reading through this particular thread, cracking up, blowing small particles of food on my desk when this relatively hot Latvian chick, I mean officer, asks me what’s so funny… looking at her desk, she is reading one of the Twilight books… I wonder how to even begin to answer that. She looks over my shoulder, asks me go back to the beginning of the thread. She reads through the whole thing and laughs so hard she was shaking uncontrolably. Her sole comment, “What a loser”

EPIC![/quote]

What a loser? lol. well, I will admit this thread was highly entertaining, but I am far from a loser. I will be a published author within the next few years. Many people have talked about past lives and so on. While many may find the whole concept of having a soul mate that lived hundreds of years ago, hard to understand, there are just some things in this world that can’t be explained. I will say this to your lady friend, just cause her mind is small and she can’t open her mind up to other possibilities, doesn’t mean she can be a douche bag.

I admit, I played it up on this thread, knowing that by saying certain things, it will get people here to rag on me. It was all in good fun. But the premise of the thread is the truth.[/quote]

No, you’re a loser.[/quote]

Wow, coming from somone on the internet, that opinion means so much. Its human nature to insult those we envy.

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[quote]jmarshburn wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
See…this is how ol’ Roguie is serving his country. He’s the internet Bob Hope doing his version of a USO show.[/quote]

Nah… USO doesn’t take freaks… I think this is a current pic from Rogue’s my space page.

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Nah, I’m quite a bit bigger than that dude.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
See…this is how ol’ Roguie is serving his country. He’s the internet Bob Hope doing his version of a USO show.[/quote]

Nah… USO doesn’t take freaks… I think this is a current pic from Rogue’s my space page.

[/quote]

Nah, I’m quite a bit bigger than that dude.[/quote]
If you say stuff like this you really do need to show another picture.

Heck I’m not a vain guy but since this is T-Nation I have a few photos in my hub of me flexing so hard I get a headache and sucking in my gut till I turn purple…so surely you can take one more!

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[quote]Nards wrote:

[quote]roguevampire wrote:

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:

[quote]pushharder wrote:
See…this is how ol’ Roguie is serving his country. He’s the internet Bob Hope doing his version of a USO show.[/quote]

Nah… USO doesn’t take freaks… I think this is a current pic from Rogue’s my space page.

[/quote]

Nah, I’m quite a bit bigger than that dude.[/quote]
If you say stuff like this you really do need to show another picture.

Heck I’m not a vain guy but since this is T-Nation I have a few photos in my hub of me flexing so hard I get a headache and sucking in my gut till I turn purple…so surely you can take one more!
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I try not to laugh at this stuff, but this, this right here was worth this entire thread of bucktooth overbiten bulllllllll shtyt.

Nards you are one funny mofo.

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Hey thanks! And I wasn’t kidding…here’s me in my Underoos only minutes ago.

Now RV…we need yours because until then…I AM BIGGER THAN YOU BECAUSE WITHOUT PICS IT DOESN’T EXIST!

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note the dog on the arm of the sofa and the fan that is pointed at the screen because I knew Hallowed would see this and get all hot and bothered.

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Nards, do you have 10 fricken dogs/cats? That’s a lot of crates…

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I have 7…they go in them when it’s time for them to eat or they’ll fight like dogs and dogs.

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Rogue, I stated before that I gave up on you ever posting a new pic…but what about posting 1 page of your book? 1 Page to show us your writing style, the context of the book, the viewpoint…will you get flamed, of course, BUT, just maybe you will open some of your critics eyes…come on whatyasay?

1/2 a page even? you could even label it Davespage for old times sake! I’m serious I want to see your writing, if you say that you are writing this in a truthful heartfelt way, then it will come across…come on do it, do it now!

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superman is a dick

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Hey thanks! And I wasn’t kidding…here’s me in my Underoos only minutes ago.

[/quote]

Nards. The only man on T-Nation who is man enough to post a pic of himself in his skivvies within a chaotic environment overrun by canine crates and female accessories.

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HOLY SHIT

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Hey thanks! And I wasn’t kidding…here’s me in my Underoos only minutes ago.

Now RV…we need yours because until then…I AM BIGGER THAN YOU BECAUSE WITHOUT PICS IT DOESN’T EXIST![/quote]

lol @ Nards if you don’t size up the picture it looks like you are a psychopath who lives among 10 dogs and cats while wearing ballerina shoes

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[quote]Nards wrote:
Hey thanks! And I wasn’t kidding…here’s me in my Underoos only minutes ago.

Now RV…we need yours because until then…I AM BIGGER THAN YOU BECAUSE WITHOUT PICS IT DOESN’T EXIST![/quote]

Some beautiful purses you got there sweetie.

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[quote]roguevampire wrote:
Wow, coming from somone on the internet, that opinion means so much. Its human nature to insult those we envy. [/quote]

If anything, I pity you.

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[quote]Loudog75 wrote:

[quote]Nards wrote:
Hey thanks! And I wasn’t kidding…here’s me in my Underoos only minutes ago.

Now RV…we need yours because until then…I AM BIGGER THAN YOU BECAUSE WITHOUT PICS IT DOESN’T EXIST![/quote]

Some beautiful purses you got there sweetie.[/quote]

If you can beilieve this those are bags for carrying dogs. I shit you not.

Ask four60 about the stroller.