What if Your True Love Died 400 Yrs Ago

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
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I hate ya guts.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
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I hate ya guts.[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
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I hate ya guts.[/quote]
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Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
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I hate ya guts.[/quote]
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Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
[/quote]

I hate ya guts.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]
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What’s that supposed to mean?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
[/quote]

I hate ya guts.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]
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What’s that supposed to mean?[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
[/quote]

I hate ya guts.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]
[/quote]

What’s that supposed to mean?[/quote]
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Complete surrender is a must. I demand asshole sex.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
[/quote]

I hate ya guts.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]
[/quote]

What’s that supposed to mean?[/quote]
[/quote]

Complete surrender is a must. I demand asshole sex.[/quote]

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
[/quote]

I hate ya guts.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]
[/quote]

What’s that supposed to mean?[/quote]
[/quote]

Complete surrender is a must. I demand asshole sex.[/quote]
[/quote]

Just because I don’t wanna leave or wanna dance don’t mean that I don’t want you.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]imhungry wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hungry,I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and no one else but you.[/quote]
[/quote]

I hate ya guts.[/quote]
[/quote]

Oh, a monkey. I get it,you’re a racist.[/quote]
[/quote]

What’s that supposed to mean?[/quote]
[/quote]

Complete surrender is a must. I demand asshole sex.[/quote]
[/quote]

Just because I don’t wanna leave or wanna dance don’t mean that I don’t want you.[/quote]

Does Amazon carry this book?

First… apologies for bumping a four month old thread…

But, this thing is EPIC! I laughed my ass off for the last 30+ minutes reading through this.

While my current situation is not necessarily important or relevant, allow me to share just to give an idea of how difficult it can be to laugh as hard as I was to this thing…

I am sitting in a Combined Joint Operations Center in northern Afghanistan monitoring an ongoing operation. For those that aren’t military jargon inclined, “Combined” means more than one country and “Joint” means more than one service (Army, Air Force, etc…)

So here I am reading through this particular thread, cracking up, blowing small particles of food on my desk when this relatively hot Latvian chick, I mean officer, asks me what’s so funny… looking at her desk, she is reading one of the Twilight books… I wonder how to even begin to answer that. She looks over my shoulder, asks me go back to the beginning of the thread. She reads through the whole thing and laughs so hard she was shaking uncontrolably. Her sole comment, “What a loser”

EPIC!

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:
First… apologies for bumping a four month old thread…

But, this thing is EPIC! I laughed my ass off for the last 30+ minutes reading through this.

While my current situation is not necessarily important or relevant, allow me to share just to give an idea of how difficult it can be to laugh as hard as I was to this thing…

I am sitting in a Combined Joint Operations Center in northern Afghanistan monitoring an ongoing operation. For those that aren’t military jargon inclined, “Combined” means more than one country and “Joint” means more than one service (Army, Air Force, etc…)

So here I am reading through this particular thread, cracking up, blowing small particles of food on my desk when this relatively hot Latvian chick, I mean officer, asks me what’s so funny… looking at her desk, she is reading one of the Twilight books… I wonder how to even begin to answer that. She looks over my shoulder, asks me go back to the beginning of the thread. She reads through the whole thing and laughs so hard she was shaking uncontrolably. Her sole comment, “What a loser”

EPIC![/quote]

You don’t gotta be a military man to know what a combined joint operation is ^

Thank you for bumping this thread. And thank you for verifying that even a hot foreign chick can instantly recognize what a zany motherfucker the RV is.

[quote]NAUn wrote:
You don’t gotta be a military man to know what a combined joint operation is ^
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Wasn’t tryin’ to offend, I just know that sometimes our jargon gets in the way… I was simply trying to show what I was working in that I would have contact with a foreign officer… forgive me… it’s been a long night!

I am glad to remember that this thread actually happened.

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:
First… apologies for bumping a four month old thread…

But, this thing is EPIC! I laughed my ass off for the last 30+ minutes reading through this.

While my current situation is not necessarily important or relevant, allow me to share just to give an idea of how difficult it can be to laugh as hard as I was to this thing…

I am sitting in a Combined Joint Operations Center in northern Afghanistan monitoring an ongoing operation. For those that aren’t military jargon inclined, “Combined” means more than one country and “Joint” means more than one service (Army, Air Force, etc…)

So here I am reading through this particular thread, cracking up, blowing small particles of food on my desk when this relatively hot Latvian chick, I mean officer, asks me what’s so funny… looking at her desk, she is reading one of the Twilight books… I wonder how to even begin to answer that. She looks over my shoulder, asks me go back to the beginning of the thread. She reads through the whole thing and laughs so hard she was shaking uncontrolably. Her sole comment, “What a loser”

EPIC![/quote]

What a loser? lol. well, I will admit this thread was highly entertaining, but I am far from a loser. I will be a published author within the next few years. Many people have talked about past lives and so on. While many may find the whole concept of having a soul mate that lived hundreds of years ago, hard to understand, there are just some things in this world that can’t be explained. I will say this to your lady friend, just cause her mind is small and she can’t open her mind up to other possibilities, doesn’t mean she can be a douche bag.

I admit, I played it up on this thread, knowing that by saying certain things, it will get people here to rag on me. It was all in good fun. But the premise of the thread is the truth.

[quote]jmarshburn wrote:

[quote]NAUn wrote:
You don’t gotta be a military man to know what a combined joint operation is ^
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Wasn’t tryin’ to offend, I just know that sometimes our jargon gets in the way… I was simply trying to show what I was working in that I would have contact with a foreign officer… forgive me… it’s been a long night![/quote]

Perhaps it was your long night or my poor delivery, but I was kidding with you. I had no clue what it meant, so I am glad that you explained it. The picture I posted was actually the first thing that came to mind for “combined joint operation.”

Thanks for the funny story and epic thread bump and more importantly thank you for your service to our country.

And RV, the premise was the whole reason people started ragging on you in the first place. LOL

please someone sticky this gold piece.