Well, I fear I gotta update my list. Found a gym for these 2 weeks:
Pros:
-equipment is… ok, enough to do the basics and some machines;
-eye candy, plenty of it;
-10 minutes from home;
Cons:
-annoying gym owner who feels the need to give unsolicited advice while spilling bullshit that seems to come out of Men’s Health or some other magazine.
First day there, after I told him (because he asked about my program) I just want to train for strength and size while staying somewhat aesthetically fuckable by my other half, he made me lose 20 minutes explaining that you either train for strength like powerlifters do or you train for hypertrophy with a bodypart split like Arnold did, because “everyone does that, so it’s the best way”. Anything else is plain wrong.
Then diagnosed me a future of ruined knees and back because I barbell squat and I didn’t do slow negatives on my set of 20 reps - one hour into my first workout I had the privilege to do some curls while standing besides the smith machine, where he was taking care of a kid.
The kid in question did a few half assed reps with his knees completely caved in, rounded back and head tilted to the side.
Gym owner was standing behind him with, apparently, nothing to complain about it, and even told the kid “now give me another 5 reps!”.
Kid proceeded to grind out another bone shattering, ridicolously slow rep a breath away from snapping in half. Curtain falls, the Gods of hypertrophy are satisfied.
Yesterday, second day, was somewhat more bearable. The guy only materialized to ask me about the face pulls I was doing between sets of behind the neck press, obviously feeling the need to suggest something better - lying dumbbell rotations with elbows out at 90 degrees, suggested after he completely fucked up his exposition about what is worked in the face pulls and how.
Even if my first thought was something along “yeah, because what the fuck do people like Rusin and DeFranco know, right?”, I’m discretely open minded and gave the exercise a try for a few sets. As expected, it’s pure garbage, lying on the ground doesn’t allow scapulae to appropriately protract and retract, with the result that you end up internally and externally rotate in an impinged range of motion.
Let’s hope I can do the next few days without being bothered, it’s weird cause I’ve been training at my usual gym for almost 3 years now and never, ever had an issue with other people, trainers or owners. I’m fairly patient and mannered, especially since I consider these two weeks in another gym as being a “guest” into someone else’s home, but I do value A LOT being left in peace while I workout and when something or someone gets on my nerves, I tend to lose patience very quickly, becoming blunt. Hopefully this guy hasn’t mistaken my being fairly peaceful and behaved with some twisted notion that he’s allowed to waste my time without consequences.