What Do You, 'Hate'?

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[quote]jasmincar wrote:
I hate people who thinks life is meant to work and not work is meant to live
[/quote]

x2

Also:
-Big Brother
-Old people drivers
-Dragonflies
-People who stand in front of the exact product I’m trying to restock at work(happens every single time)
-Smartass 13-14 year olds at the cinema who think they’re funny
-Squat rack curlers
-People who stare at you in the gym no matter what you’re doing
-Days where it’s too hot. I like sunny warm days but when it’s so warm you can’t breathe and you sweat all the time just piss me off
-Tutors at college who tell me it’s bad to squat below parallel(or below a slight bend of the knees aspparently)
-The fact that if I want to spend a day away from home with my friends, I will have to eat junk fast food in order to make up the calories.
-That episode of Scrubs where Dr. Cox has a crush on the blonde pill company rep and they go to a steak dinner. I mean, why the fuck is that episode ALWAYS on?!?!?
-Trolls
-People who cannot spell or type

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[quote]John S. wrote:
I’m afraid me and you are going to have to have a fight to the death now.[/quote]

Well then maybe after that fight :

[quote]John S. wrote:
and the dutch.[/quote]

We should fight to the death (I’m assuming you’ll kick Stength’s ass)

On the actual topic, I hate people who think that health and happiness is everything and that no amount of money can buy you happiness.

Tell that to the billionaires.

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I hate two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. I hate reading comprehension and the fact that most of you read that first sentence and actually thought I hated a fucking hamburger. I hate the fact that I haven’t gone out with a girl in the past 6 months who’s been able to conceive an original thought.

I hate that I wrote a rant yesterday about fucking shallow, egocentric people but it was misconstrued that I was bitching about facebook. I like facebook. I hate that the op decided to call me out on it. I hate that the op’s reading comprehension borders that of a 6 year old with downs syndrome.

I really hate fat people who think that there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m not talking about a plump person. That’s fine. I’m talking about those obese motherfuckers that eat the two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun with so many fries that they used an entire potato field to produce them but order a fucking diet coke. If you’re going to eat all of that shit, you might as well go for the gallon of regular coke to achieve the trifecta.

I hate that a baseball player hasn’t been able to hit .400 for a season since Ted Williams. With all the technological advances in bat manufacturing and training methodology and yet not one hitter can beat a cantankerous man’s record? Come on.

I hate niggers, spicks, wops, gooks, crackers, rednecks, and kikes. And if I left any other slurs out I hate them too. I don’t hate the people, I hate the fact that there’s so much hate that we developed specific words to describe how much hate we have for people we’ll never meet. I hate that men hate women. I hate that women hate men. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.

I hate that the op made this thread. I hate when I only shit once a day. It makes me feel like I’m not eating enough. I hate that I think that I’m not eating enough when 2/3 of the world doesn’t eat enough.

If you want to know what else I hate. Wait. I’m sure I’ll think of it.

EDIT: I hate that there’s a fucking comma in the title of this thread

EDIT EDIT: I’m fired up

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I hate the expression “moving foward”…if my boss says that one more time i’m gonna…

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
saying time doesnt exist because of how it’s measured is like saying distance doesn’t exist because it can be measured in miles or kilometers. or water doesn’t exist because it can be measured in litres or gallons.

just stop talking, you sound like an idiot.

youre also not talking about time, youre talking about clocks. clocks measure the relationship of the sun to the earth, youre saying that doesnt exist?

time is just a word for the transitioning of events. it doesnt matter if you use years, lunar cycles, menstral cycles or tides. its still there.

if you want a job where you go at your own pace then you can start your own company. but if your “own place” is slow and leisurely then you can expect your business to fail. you could also get famous or win the lottery, then you can do everything at your own pace.

but until then, if you want a job and you arent the owner you will need to follow the rules in place and those rules may or may not involve you getting your ass to work on time to do what it is youre supposed to do regardless if that time is 5 am or 5 pm or if it’s convenient. however, the intent for most people is to find a job where the work week and tasks are to your liking.

p.s. if i were you i wouldnt get my hopes up on becoming a philosopher or theoretical physicist. [/quote]

This pretty much sums it up. Live just shat all over Rock’s retarded reasoning. No one else needs to respond to him.

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[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
saying time doesnt exist because of how it’s measured is like saying distance doesn’t exist because it can be measured in miles or kilometers. or water doesn’t exist because it can be measured in litres or gallons.

just stop talking, you sound like an idiot.

youre also not talking about time, youre talking about clocks. clocks measure the relationship of the sun to the earth, youre saying that doesnt exist?

time is just a word for the transitioning of events. it doesnt matter if you use years, lunar cycles, menstral cycles or tides. its still there.

if you want a job where you go at your own pace then you can start your own company. but if your “own place” is slow and leisurely then you can expect your business to fail. you could also get famous or win the lottery, then you can do everything at your own pace.

but until then, if you want a job and you arent the owner you will need to follow the rules in place and those rules may or may not involve you getting your ass to work on time to do what it is youre supposed to do regardless if that time is 5 am or 5 pm or if it’s convenient. however, the intent for most people is to find a job where the work week and tasks are to your liking.

p.s. if i were you i wouldnt get my hopes up on becoming a philosopher or theoretical physicist.

This pretty much sums it up. Live just shat all over Rock’s retarded reasoning. No one else needs to respond to him.[/quote]

This needs to be stickied somewhere.

And Rock you need to get some burn cream because you got torched!

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I hate my friends who went off the college and still act like fucking kids.
I hate sperry’s.
I hate when the grill flares up.
I hate when two people drive the same speed on a two lane road, blocking both lanes.
I hate the fact that my 21 year old brother acts mature around other people, but acts like a little fucking girl when hes at home.
I hate all the fake people I meet at school.
I hate anyone who acts out a stereotype
I hate bitches (re: females) who think they are hot shit, and act like they can control everyone and everything.
I hate fat people with big egos. When they piss me off, I always want to spit out “well your fat.”

Likes: big tits and fire engines

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[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
Everyone. Undoubtedly someone of every race/color/creed has been a piece of shit and pissed me off at some point. There are lots of inconsiderate fucks out there.

[/quote]

There is the possible exception of lesbian, left handed Afro-American single mothers.

But that might just be for geographical reasons.

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[quote]orion wrote:

There is the possible exception of lesbian, left handed Afro-American single mothers.

But that might just be for geographical reasons.

[/quote]

what is with gay people having kids?

i mean talk about having your cake and eating it too.

if you’re truly gay and you want to make that commitment then you should bear all consequences which includes not being able to conceive. gays who adopt are assholes. it’s like being amish and still wanting a Rolls Royce.

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
orion wrote:

There is the possible exception of lesbian, left handed Afro-American single mothers.

But that might just be for geographical reasons.

what is with gay people having kids?

i mean talk about having your cake and eating it too.

if you’re truly gay and you want to make that commitment then you should bear all consequences which includes not being able to conceive. gays who adopt are assholes. it’s like being amish and still wanting a Rolls Royce. [/quote]

Thank God for Rumspringer.

I hate every bastard on this site: www.latfh.com

I hate that the black widow spider in the aquarium on my desk hasn’t eaten the earwig I gave her last week. I want to see murder encased in glass, dammit!

I also hate Kristin Stewart, she has zero talent. She sucks.

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[quote]MaximusB wrote:
People who bring their little kids to a movie like Transformers, so they can scream at every explosion, which in the case of Transformers is alot. Honestly, spend the $20 and get a babysitter. [/quote]

I hate people that complain about my kid’s delight at seeing explosions during his favorite movie.

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[quote]jasmincar wrote:
ukrainian wrote:
jasmincar wrote:
I hate people who values themselves by personnal possessions and work.
I hate people who tells me how I should live my live
I hate people who hate hippies
I hate people who think you are a waste of space if you are not productive. A rationnal being is an end by itself
I hate people who don’t give a shit about serious music
I hate people who own cellphones

I hate people who say that being productive is not necessary to compensate for their laziness.

I hate people who think not working is being lazy. Working on yourself is all but lazy
I hate people who thinks life is meant to work and not work is meant to live
I hate that ideology that most Americans have.
[/quote]

Well, if you are working on yourself, then you are still working and not being lazy but only for a small portion. You can’t just think about yourself. To survive and thrive, a community needs cooperation between its members; therefore, yes, you actually need to work.

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I hate the prius… in the cradle to the grave study is was PROVEN to be worse for the environment than an H1 and a viper… why? because the batteries go bad around 100k to 120k miles and have a greater negative impact on the environment then a 9mpg truck… so all the green nazi’s out there driving them, are really the ones to blame… turbo deisels FTW…

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[quote]polo77j wrote:
I hate two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.[/quote]

I hate people who hate big mac’s.

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Butch lesbians
Vampire wannabes
Geese
Slow drivers in the left lane
Nazis
Commies
Hippies
Overly Fat-Bastards
Parisians
Douche Bags (the people not the actual thing. A clean vag is a happy vag)
Fat people on the escalator who make me miss my train
Stupid people

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Being injured, people that wear their stress on their sleeve, having one’s epistemic faculties questioned, close minded people = makes my blood boil

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[quote]bond james bond wrote:
I hate the expression “moving foward”…if my boss says that one more time i’m gonna…[/quote]

youre gonna what? move forward?

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[quote]orion wrote:
Ghost22 wrote:
Everyone. Undoubtedly someone of every race/color/creed has been a piece of shit and pissed me off at some point. There are lots of inconsiderate fucks out there.

There is the possible exception of lesbian, left handed Afro-American single mothers.

But that might just be for geographical reasons.

[/quote]

Lesbian, left-handed Afro-American single mothers killed my parents.

You bastard.

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[quote]ron-e wrote:
polo77j wrote:
I hate two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

I hate people who hate big mac’s.[/quote]

I hate you for not reading my post…

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Stickers on fruit.