What Are You Hoping for This X-Mas?

I actually want the stereotypical “dad” gift of a new electric razor.

I just lack the family and kids to buy it for me.

I really want…
a new car (2008 BMW 335i black exterior with beige interior, please)
a grad school acceptance letter
a 300lb squat (I’d even settle for 225)
an ipod that isn’t broken
jean that fit in the waist and thighs

but I’ll probably get…
jeans that fit in either the waist OR the thighs
a scarf
jewelry (can’t complain there)
supplements (but not Biotest :frowning: )

[quote]analog_kid wrote:
texasguy2 wrote:
PozzSka wrote:
TexasGuy, make that face at your possible employers and I think your a sure thing for a job. Supervisors love the pouty face. :wink:

I have no idea…

Precision Nutrtion
Weights for home
Money
CW’s 10/10 E-book

Ok so I have a little idea.

That is the plan.

And hey, if they turn you down, just fill out another application and add a number to the end of your name. Seems to be working for ya.

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That got me laughing!

I’m going to SA to visit friends and family, so I hope I don’t get shot or hijacked since that seems to be a trend for my relatives there at the moment.

  1. 300lb bench, I got 290 up yesterday so I think I can manage 10lb in the next month
  2. Relaxation, Grad School is a bitch and I can’t wait for the vacation

[quote]pushharder wrote:
I’ve asked Santa for this…and I’ve been a good boy…so I think I’m gonna get it.

(She likes to leave the light on so she can watch)[/quote]

That’s on my Christmas list too, but I’m afraid that’s probably not on my Santa’s giving list.

DB

[quote]rsg wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
texasguy2 wrote:
PozzSka wrote:
TexasGuy, make that face at your possible employers and I think your a sure thing for a job. Supervisors love the pouty face. :wink:

I have no idea…

Precision Nutrtion
Weights for home
Money
CW’s 10/10 E-book

Ok so I have a little idea.

That is the plan.

And hey, if they turn you down, just fill out another application and add a number to the end of your name. Seems to be working for ya.

That got me laughing!

I’m going to SA to visit friends and family, so I hope I don’t get shot or hijacked since that seems to be a trend for my relatives there at the moment.[/quote]

Just shoot first.

[quote]pushharder wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I’ve asked Santa for this…and I’ve been a good boy…so I think I’m gonna get it.

(She likes to leave the light on so she can watch)

Santa never leaves me gifts like that under the tree…dammit.

If you were to carefully place your tree at the bottom of the slippery slope Santa may start accommodating you.[/quote]

Damn good idea.

I’ve attempted in the past to exclude myself from exchanging gifts and just attending the get togethers, but it never flies. I receive gifts none the less and therefore feel obligated to give them.

And whenever I ask for supplements I hear “I don’t want to buy you supplements”. Sure, why would you buy me what I want? That would make too much sense and be too easy.

Anyway, I love my family, but I’ve got a large immediate and stupid large extended. I barely even know my extended and there’s so many people that the boring chit chat is painful. My father has 11 siblings so that should give you an idea of how large these get togethers are. I’ve got something like 30+ cousins. The holidays are very, um, interesting.

[quote]BigRagoo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I’ve asked Santa for this…and I’ve been a good boy…so I think I’m gonna get it.

(She likes to leave the light on so she can watch)

Santa never leaves me gifts like that under the tree…dammit.

If you were to carefully place your tree at the bottom of the slippery slope Santa may start accommodating you.

Damn good idea.[/quote]

WHATEVER!

Mommy and daddy are buying me this for christmas.

[quote]bushidobadboy wrote:

Then we drive up to Scotland and my fiancee gets the chance to go quietly insane at my mothers’ house. However at least there is room to swing a cat, peace and quiet, scenic countryside and horses to ride.

Bushy[/quote]

So is “swing the cat” some kind of code for sex? I really can’t figure out what else it could be, and I’m sure you don’t literally swing a cat (unless you really do go insane).

Actually I’m sort of in a bind. My mom insists on buying me something. She called today and gave me the whole “if you could think of something to blow a couple hundred bucks on, what would it be?” question, but I honestly don’t have any idea.

It sounds lame, but I swear I’ve been stuck in a hole or something. I can’t think of anything to buy. I actually walked around a couple of stores to try to get ideas, but it’s just not coming to me. Any suggestions?

[quote]pushharder wrote:
maryjane wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
pushharder wrote:
I’ve asked Santa for this…and I’ve been a good boy…so I think I’m gonna get it.

(She likes to leave the light on so she can watch)

Santa never leaves me gifts like that under the tree…dammit.

If you were to carefully place your tree at the bottom of the slippery slope Santa may start accommodating you.

Damn good idea.

WHATEVER!

WELL, look who pops into the ol’ T-Nation e’ery once in awhile nowadays!
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Only when certain posts drive me to do so! :wink:

the Schecter Synyster Custom guitar. it shreds. played it last week through the new Line 6/Bogner 112 (for those guitar buffs out there). that amp kicked ass too.