[quote]analog_kid wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
I volunteer for the local Jaycees haunted house every year. I’m usually bloody and scary and carry a weapon of some sort (usually a real knife or stick) with plenty of cuts, blood and sometimes vampire teeth.
I make kids cry and freak out other people.
Clowns tend to have that effect on people. [/quote]
dude i really wish you knew who Simple Jack was because now everytime i look at your avatar i start dying laughin
The Transporter aka Jason Statham
Buzz cut, 5 O’clock shadow, white dress shirt,black tie and matching slacks.
Speak with a British accent and drop my voice an octave
Tell the ladies, never change the rules
I’ve got several options…
three of us going as nerds. tight pants, tight shirt, suspenders, glasses w/ tape in the middle, pocket protector, and a hat with a spinny thing on it.
a ceiling fan. (the shirt just says ‘go ceiling!’) what a great conversation starter.
Ryu
hockey player…boring but is a last resort
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
I volunteer for the local Jaycees haunted house every year. I’m usually bloody and scary and carry a weapon of some sort (usually a real knife or stick) with plenty of cuts, blood and sometimes vampire teeth.
I make kids cry and freak out other people.
Clowns tend to have that effect on people.
dude i really wish you knew who Simple Jack was because now everytime i look at your avatar i start dying laughin[/quote]
“Never Go Full Retard!”
[quote]WS4JB wrote:
The Transporter aka Jason Statham
Buzz cut, 5 O’clock shadow, white dress shirt,black tie and matching slacks.
Speak with a British accent and drop my voice an octave
Tell the ladies, never change the rules
Dude. Awesome.
I bet you could even get a threesome goin if you just tell women you’re Jason Statham.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
I volunteer for the local Jaycees haunted house every year. I’m usually bloody and scary and carry a weapon of some sort (usually a real knife or stick) with plenty of cuts, blood and sometimes vampire teeth.
I make kids cry and freak out other people.
Clowns tend to have that effect on people.
dude i really wish you knew who Simple Jack was because now everytime i look at your avatar i start dying laughin[/quote]
Does he look like Sakuraba?
Memories…
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
JohnnyBlaze wrote:
You know what the saddest thing is?
They don’t Trick or Treat in Australia!!!
When I first came here in 1987, I dressed up in a costume and walked around the neighborhood with my little brother on Halloween, and every time we’d knock on a door and say “Trick or Treat!”, the people would be like “Huh?” and just give a blank, hostile expression.
Really? I’d fucking move. You guys are crazy. [/quote]
I want to.
[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Rattler wrote:
My friend and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob.
I got all my Jay lines already memorized.
snoochie boochies, lunchbox, wamp wamp wammmp, 15 bucks, no more stink nuggets, like a circus seal, not every chick is bring you lasagna, fuck, fuckin lafours, oooooooooooh, this guy said hed fuck a sheep, dont you know fast food makes girls fart? nooooooooich
i have every kevin smith movie. my mom even bought me that shitty one with the little girl, i guess she didnt know it sucked…ive had it for a couple years and never opened it.[/quote]
“Hey lady! Ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat!!?”
Snoogans.
Come on, it’s fun stuff
Jolly Green Jesus and Mary Mag. If you never saw JGJ on Conan you missed out.
[quote]pushmepullme wrote:
Memories…[/quote]
You’re my new hero.
Classic!
Jenn
I’m going as Don King and my wife is going to be a boxer.
Here’s an idea I found after googleing the phrase “Halloween costume ideas”.
Buy a pack of “hello my name is” stickers, put different names on all of them, stick them all over yourself and poof you are an identity crisis. Kinda lame but also cheap and clever.