Miserable… It’s a week before my competition.
[quote]entheogens wrote:
I am going to be an Asshole for Halloween. Make all of my body look like the colon (up to an including part of my head), then put red lipstick on. To make it even more realistic, I am going to periodically put some of that fake dog crap into my mouth and spit it out.[/quote]
Oh, and this is wrong on so many levels. So many.
[quote]analog_kid wrote:
LiveFromThe781 wrote:
analog_kid wrote:
esk221 wrote:
White Rampage Jackson.
I’m gonna be white Sakuraba. I died my hair orange on Friday.
I can’t wait for no one to know who the fuck I am.
everyones gonna think youre Simple Jack lmao
I don’t know who that is.
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you need to watch tropic thunder.
My friend and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob.
I got all my Jay lines already memorized.
I think Jesse and Chester would be good too, in thier adidas suits and with the hats an sunglasses too 
I think I am going to be an (oversized) horse jockey.
I love Halloween and have been all kinds of crazy things in the past but as someone else said it is a Friday. HellsYeaahh!
Last year I chose not to go meet a mate of mine and his g/f because I was working the next morning, turned out to be a bad choice. The next time I saw him he told me his g/f 's friend was there and dressed as lara croft, she apparently went home early due to feeling like a third wheel!
What about a nun? My friends and I used to dress up as a nun years ago and I can say that it was hilarious. We had a crucifix, a bible and everything. Everybody confessed their most nasty sins to us and it were a really good line to pick up girls
This Halloween I think I’m gonna be the same nun ; )
I volunteer for the local Jaycees haunted house every year. I’m usually bloody and scary and carry a weapon of some sort (usually a real knife or stick) with plenty of cuts, blood and sometimes vampire teeth.
I make kids cry and freak out other people.
[quote]HardToGetLean wrote:
What about a nun? My friends and I used to dress up as a nun years ago and I can say that it was hilarious. We had a crucifix, a bible and everything. Everybody confessed their most nasty sins to us and it were a really good line to pick up girls
This Halloween I think I’m gonna be the same nun ; )[/quote]
When I get home I’ll see if I can find the picture of me dressed as a nun…doing a beer bong.
I called for a cab later that night. “Okay, where are you?”
“Um…I don’t know.”
click
[quote]Rattler wrote:
My friend and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob.
I got all my Jay lines already memorized.[/quote]
My wife and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob, no ugly wife cracks, she’ll be jay since she’s tall, thin and blonde, won’t work as well since I’m not as fat but I can rock a wicked beard.
In the past I’ve been a Mormon biker with a buddy, all dressed up bike helmet and backpack, worked great!
Last year I was a big dork, tape in between dork glasses, pocket protector, toothpaste on the sides of mouth, dorky hair cut. I actually won the contest at the party, not too sure what that says about me.
Recently been Billy Idol, Hugh Heffner, and a hippy.
This year…Micheal Phelps baby. They wear the swim suit now so I’m going with the tight swim suit, under armour shirt with sleeves rolled up, swim cap that has the flag and Phelps on the side, 8 fake gold medals (I was thinking round pieces of chocolate in gold foil hangind around a string), goggles, towel - optional!
I usually like to go for the laughs, and its on a Friday night this year sweet!
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
I make 13 year olf kids [who are my height] cry and freak out other people.[/quote]
Fixed.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Nate Dogg wrote:
I makeout with 13 year old girls [who are my height] and doing freaking things making people cry.
Fixed.[/quote]
Fixed again.
[quote]dday wrote:
Rattler wrote:
My friend and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob.
I got all my Jay lines already memorized.
My wife and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob, no ugly wife cracks, she’ll be jay since she’s tall, thin and blonde, won’t work as well since I’m not as fat but I can rock a wicked beard.[/quote]
Hah that’s sick!
I’m tall and my buddy is average height and more of a Silent Bob build, so things will work out perfectly.
I’m not looking forward to shaving my goatee though.
[quote]Nate Dogg wrote:
I volunteer for the local Jaycees haunted house every year. I’m usually bloody and scary and carry a weapon of some sort (usually a real knife or stick) with plenty of cuts, blood and sometimes vampire teeth.
I make kids cry and freak out other people.[/quote]
Clowns tend to have that effect on people.
[quote]Erasmus wrote:
JohnnyBlaze wrote:
a turdle
I like turtles[/quote]
Lol. I said a turdle, which is a cross between a turd and a turtle.
You know what the saddest thing is?
They don’t Trick or Treat in Australia!!!
When I first came here in 1987, I dressed up in a costume and walked around the neighborhood with my little brother on our first Halloween night down under. Every time we’d knock on a door and say “Trick or Treat!”, the people would be like “Huh?” and just give a blank, hostile expression.
[quote]JohnnyBlaze wrote:
You know what the saddest thing is?
They don’t Trick or Treat in Australia!!!
When I first came here in 1987, I dressed up in a costume and walked around the neighborhood with my little brother on Halloween, and every time we’d knock on a door and say “Trick or Treat!”, the people would be like “Huh?” and just give a blank, hostile expression.[/quote]
Really? I’d fucking move. You guys are crazy.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
My friend and I are going as Jay and Silent Bob.
I got all my Jay lines already memorized.[/quote]
snoochie boochies, lunchbox, wamp wamp wammmp, 15 bucks, no more stink nuggets, like a circus seal, not every chick is bring you lasagna, fuck, fuckin lafours, oooooooooooh, this guy said hed fuck a sheep, dont you know fast food makes girls fart? nooooooooich
i have every kevin smith movie. my mom even bought me that shitty one with the little girl, i guess she didnt know it sucked…ive had it for a couple years and never opened it.