[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Tim Phoenix definitely has had me cracking up laughing and in a much better mood over the last couple of days. That is, I started laughing after the initial shock of first reading his posts then having to pick my jaw up off the floor. Gotta love him! Bless his heart, he’s given so many of us a ton of comic relief!![/quote]
Agreed. Definitely the best gimmick since Al Shades.
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Gotta love crazy people, eh? They truly color our world! Haha, I’m still reeling from being grabbed by my hair and spun round and round the room! hahaha!!
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Do you know that 1980s song “You Spin Me Round’ (Like A Record)” by the group Dead or Alive? I couldn’t get that damn song out of my head after that hilarious visual you two painted. Haha!
I too immensely enjoy Mr. Phoenix’ enthusiasm. But how can I not? I’ve been appointed as one of the leaders of his army…
(Aiming my weapon)
“FULL INJECTION with the POWER OF THE PHOENIX to all on this thread!!”
(There. That should earn me a few more gold stars…)
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Wayland wrote:
can the pheonix be fixed im not sure…
I don’t think Timothy considers himself broken. It’s more a manifestation of ungovernable POWER. Just reading that thread makes me so intense, I CANNOT HELP BUT TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!</caps lock>11111111[/quote]
Whoa! Easy there Jason Voorhees. Bits of you are already oozing out of the hockey mask!
Little Timmy Feenix’s ip address is coming out of southern Claifornia(I was told this by a reliable source) so unless X is there as well poor little Timmy is busy typing away in his mother’s basement. It is probably Timmy’s younger brother or something along those lines.

[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Wayland wrote:
can the pheonix be fixed im not sure…
I don’t think Timothy considers himself broken. It’s more a manifestation of ungovernable POWER. Just reading that thread makes me so intense, I CANNOT HELP BUT TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!</caps lock>11111111
Whoa! Easy there Jason Voorhees. Bits of you are already oozing out of the hockey mask![/quote]
It’s the POWER of the PHEONIX that is oozing from every dimension of my existence… like a PHEONIX from the ashes the MAN BEHIND THE MASK will never cease to rise again… at least until I go to hell in part nine… but I’ll be back to fight Freddy… oh, forget it.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
TeeVee69 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Wayland wrote:
can the pheonix be fixed im not sure…
I don’t think Timothy considers himself broken. It’s more a manifestation of ungovernable POWER. Just reading that thread makes me so intense, I CANNOT HELP BUT TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!</caps lock>11111111
Whoa! Easy there Jason Voorhees. Bits of you are already oozing out of the hockey mask!
It’s the POWER of the PHEONIX that is oozing from every dimension of my existence… like a PHEONIX from the ashes the MAN BEHIND THE MASK will never cease to rise again… at least until I go to hell in part nine… but I’ll be back to fight Freddy… oh, forget it.[/quote]
Ohhh, nice touch with the rust and blood stains on the machete there, Jase. And did you do something different with your three strands of hair? Some henna, perhaps?
(Billy Crystal as Fernando Lamas voice)
“You look…maahvelous…”
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Whoa! Easy there Jason Voorhees. Bits of you are already oozing out of the hockey mask!
It’s the POWER of the PHEONIX that is oozing from every dimension of my existence… like a PHEONIX from the ashes the MAN BEHIND THE MASK will never cease to rise again… at least until I go to hell in part nine… but I’ll be back to fight Freddy… oh, forget it.[/quote]
That photo is scary. I hate scary movies.

[quote]TeeVee69 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
TeeVee69 wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Wayland wrote:
can the pheonix be fixed im not sure…
I don’t think Timothy considers himself broken. It’s more a manifestation of ungovernable POWER. Just reading that thread makes me so intense, I CANNOT HELP BUT TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!</caps lock>11111111
Whoa! Easy there Jason Voorhees. Bits of you are already oozing out of the hockey mask!
It’s the POWER of the PHEONIX that is oozing from every dimension of my existence… like a PHEONIX from the ashes the MAN BEHIND THE MASK will never cease to rise again… at least until I go to hell in part nine… but I’ll be back to fight Freddy… oh, forget it.
Ohhh, nice touch with the rust and blood stains on the machete there, Jase. And did you do something different with your three strands of hair? Some henna, perhaps?
(Billy Crystal as Fernando Lamas voice)
“You look…maahvelous…”[/quote]
Initially, I had decided to go Guido and frost them, as I had learned that some hawt girls were coming to Camp Crystal Lake for the summer. You know, the same procedure as last year… actually, the same procedure as every year.
Then suddenly, it struck me. Those bright hair wisps would make me look fat in my black overall. Needless to say, I was just a little bit frustrated as the time to pimp myself up was running out…
So, I opted for the classic mullet which never fails to give the silhouette of my head that fragile and soigné look.
Okay, the hairdress would turn out to be rather discreet this year, but now it was time to bling myself up. I fell in love with this rake instantly as it seems to express my joie de vivre nicely. It tickles a bit when you jam it into your abdominal wall but as I never found the courage to get a piercing, there was no way I could chicken out this time.

Shaving.
I probably could have made the whole thing easier if I had checked out that product review on the Norelco Bodygroomer. Oh well, as the old saying goes, there’s more than one way to skin a cat… and skinned it was.

Scary Photo! Scary Photo! You’re going to have to sit up all night with me with the lights on if you post photos like that. I hate scary movies/themes.

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
michael2507 wrote:
Whoa! Easy there Jason Voorhees. Bits of you are already oozing out of the hockey mask!
It’s the POWER of the PHEONIX that is oozing from every dimension of my existence… like a PHEONIX from the ashes the MAN BEHIND THE MASK will never cease to rise again… at least until I go to hell in part nine… but I’ll be back to fight Freddy… oh, forget it.
That photo is scary. I hate scary movies.
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I couldn’t get enough of them when I was a child. I guess it’s the appeal of the forbidden at that age…

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
Scary Photo! Scary Photo! You’re going to have to sit up all night with me with the lights on if you post photos like that. I hate scary movies/themes.[/quote]
No problem with that.
Hey, we could even do the Tubesteak Lightpower Boogie if you still have enough hair after the encounter with Timothy…

[quote]chinadoll wrote:
You’re going to have to sit up all night with me with the lights on if you post photos like that.[/quote]
I think most of us would give an arm or a leg to spend all night up with you, princess. 
[quote]lothario1132 wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
You’re going to have to sit up all night with me with the lights on if you post photos like that.
I think most of us would give an arm or a leg to spend all night up with you, princess. 
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You may have to after all the spooky posts.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Hey, we could even do the Tubesteak Lightpower Boogie if you still have enough hair after the encounter with Timothy…

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Haha…that one makes me laugh so hard that I was crying at my keyboard. Man that visual!
[quote]chinadoll wrote:
lothario1132 wrote:
chinadoll wrote:
You’re going to have to sit up all night with me with the lights on if you post photos like that.
I think most of us would give an arm or a leg to spend all night up with you, princess. 
You may have to after all the spooky posts.
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Can I come too? And is it okay if I bring someone else’s arm? At least until I get my one arm pullups up to par.
[quote]michael2507 wrote:
Can I come too? And is it okay if I bring someone else’s arm? At least until I get my one arm pullups up to par.[/quote]
Yucky creepy scary photos. I’m really really scared now. 
Yo, Voorhees. No offense, but with all that primping in the mirror and concern with your hairstyles, man, I do think you’re doing some serious boogeying down the metrosex express lane there.
But hey, you do look good! Haha!