What a Man's Breakfast Looks Like

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[quote]cyph31 wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
MaddyD wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Artem im pretty sure ur breakfast was taken from a pregnant cravings recipe book. Sucking on sausage and pickles…talk about gay

are you anorexic?

Do i look anorexic? Im pretty sure i look about 190lbs 5’10 18 inch arms and 8-9% bf

internet numbers are serious business[/quote]

Yeah, I looked at his profile. He does have a nice physique. But those are not 18 inch arms.
WTF with everybody taking their arm measurments and adding an inch or two because it sounds better.

I have been stuck on 20 for two years, busting my ass in the gym.
Oh what the hell, they’re 22"

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This thread made me LOL!

Anyways, not much beats the bacon roll.

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Hum

10oz Beef
30 Whole Almonds
Smoothie of: Brocolli, 2 apples, 1 orange and 2 scoops superfood.

And live don’t even consider mocking English food, when the staple Amercian diet is MC Donalds.

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I’m never hungry first thing in the morning.

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Psssshhhhh.
Chorizo, (the good shit, not that shit made with fucking soy flour)
6 WHOLE eggs.
Handful of cheese
4 corn tortillas warmed on the Foreman grill
Cup of refried beans
And a beer if I have this on the weekend.

This breakfast, I believe, is the sole reason for me finally hitting 200.

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Feast your eyes. Behold and it is delicious.

What a MAN’s breakfast looks like.

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[quote]elano wrote:
Feast your eyes. Behold and it is delicious.

What a MAN’s breakfast looks like.[/quote]

Jesus God in Heaven.

What is this called and how do I make it?

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[quote]elano wrote:
Feast your eyes. Behold and it is delicious.

What a MAN’s breakfast looks like.[/quote]

i thought that was something dead when i first saw it.

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He already showed you how to make it.

[quote]Otep wrote:
elano wrote:
Feast your eyes. Behold and it is delicious.

What a MAN’s breakfast looks like.

Jesus God in Heaven.

What is this called and how do I make it?[/quote]

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All I eat is steroids - breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Food is overrated.

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[quote]Jetric9 wrote:
Artem wrote:
hey guys i want to get big but i don’t know what else to do. i’ve been on the same weight for the last 5 months and i cant seem to grow any more. i eat a lot of food so i know its not my diet. can someone help me out.

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Gained 60lbs in the last 7 months. Thanks for playing.

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[quote]MaddyD wrote:
Artem wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
pzehtoeur wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Do i look anorexic?

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I wouldnt necessarily say anorexic…

More like the biggest tool ever.

I didn’t know they made sunglasses like that for men. You learn something new everyday.

Call me a tool, I smash hot bitches and do my thing. Those are $300 Dior sunglasses. I got another pair that are black with white dior on the side(opposite of the ones in that pics) Paid for the white ones and got the other ones for free from a fitness modeling gig I did with dior. Suck it haters. Oh yea, and theyre from the mens line.
Oh man, you are such a fucking tool.

I smash hot bitches… LOL this is so funny

ya im hating, Im hating on you so much that I will be thinking of you when I go to my xmas party right now, no doubt I will be hammered in the company of some lovley,lovley women while you are at home reading about what a “real man” such as myself and most if not all the women on this site eat for breakfast.

Have fun yo. and I just had to post up the Gotti Brothers wanna be pic once more for comic relief.

Wheres your pink shirt with popped collar, I bet your wearing that right now arent ya.

Have fun wherever you all are And Merry Christmas guys!!!

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is this what you really wear out!? at first i thought it was a douch bag halloween costume! (and a good one too) h aha

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and for me:
10 egg whites
1/2 tbsp fat free choc syup
2 slices dbl fiber toast smothered in rf pb
16 oz of 1% milk

boo ya! lol

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Isn’t the op 16 or so?

Doesn’t matter if he’s eating seventeen eggs washed down with gasoline – it’ll be a few years before it’s a “man’s” breakfast.

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[quote]Travacolypse wrote:
Isn’t the op 16 or so?

Doesn’t matter if he’s eating seventeen eggs washed down with gasoline – it’ll be a few years before it’s a “man’s” breakfast.[/quote]

Hahahahahaha the gasoline part actually made me LOL… :smiley:

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[quote]tribunaldude wrote:
He already showed you how to make it.

Otep wrote:
elano wrote:
Feast your eyes. Behold and it is delicious.

What a MAN’s breakfast looks like.

Jesus God in Heaven.

What is this called and how do I make it?

[/quote]

You sir, are correct. I just didn’t believe hard enough.

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Nice…

This mornin’

6 whole eggs with some onion scrambled
2 slices of whole wheat toast
4 strips of bacon

I then watched relentless with my 6 year old daughter… lol :smiley:

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I can’t get that bacon thing outta my head… God DAMMIT that looks tasty… Woah…

Breakfast:

Shake:

1.5 Cups Oats
2 scoops of whey
4 egg whites
1 TBSP Flax
1 TBSP Flax Seeds
1 TBSP Sunflower Seeds
1 TBSP of ANPB
1 cup of berries
5 ice cubes
Water

Done

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This is what a MAN has for Breakfast… Not those damn Pussyass pancakes

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Bacon Weave FTW. Let’s hope this pic works.