[quote]MaddyD wrote:
maybe your nice and lean but …ah fuck it nevermind.
you enjoy that “brah”[/quote]
You’re excused. And don’t call me “brah”.
There is way too much fail everywhere in this thread. I’m not sure where to start -
Mostly with the guy who’s trying to impress a bunch of guys talking about expensive sunglasses and whatnot. Artem’s a cool kid, so I won’t give him too much shit - but you need to step up your breakfast game for sure.
Sometimes I forgot how much I can eat compared to most people - especially a lot of folks on this site who are ‘bulking.’ Again, I’ll revert back to UltraKickAzzShreddidAbz’s bitch-smashing shake.
[quote]Taffy_Duck wrote:
dpower wrote:
Breakfast of champions
What the fuck is that he’s eating? It looks like a foetus to me… I think I’ll stick to my seaweed!!
By the way if anybody is interested in trying Laverbread, I’ve found a company that ships it all over the world. So, if anybody out there does give it a go, please let me know what you think.
http://www.laverbread.org.uk/about1.html [/quote]
Seaweed…but its called laverBREAD? You guys call a lot of weird shit bread and/or pudding.
Also, off topic, but is your avatar some kind of wolf-pig-bat?
If Artem really drinks a gallon of milk before lunch, that is impressive. A gallon of whole milk has about 2500 calories.
[quote]SSC wrote:
There is way too much fail everywhere in this thread. I’m not sure where to start -
Mostly with the guy who’s trying to impress a bunch of guys talking about expensive sunglasses and whatnot. Artem’s a cool kid, so I won’t give him too much shit - but you need to step up your breakfast game for sure.
Sometimes I forgot how much I can eat compared to most people - especially a lot of folks on this site who are ‘bulking.’ Again, I’ll revert back to UltraKickAzzShreddidAbz’s bitch-smashing shake.[/quote]
Yeah man, I know. What could I add in there to get more calories? I’ve put on a lot of weight in the past few months, but I still know I could be eating more. I get a lot of my calories from milk though because it’s easy and pretty cheap dollar/calorie. I can eat the most at lunch, and all throughout the day basically. I’m always eating something in classes… haha
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
Call me a tool, I smash hot bitches and do my thing. Those are $300 Dior sunglasses. I got another pair that are black with white dior on the side(opposite of the ones in that pics) Paid for the white ones and got the other ones for free from a fitness modeling gig I did with dior. Suck it haters. Oh yea, and theyre from the mens line.[/quote]
- Do your boys all have the same $300 sunglasses?
- Are THEY gettin’ some fuckin’ pussy tonight?
I just wanna know what this crap is about putting egg white in shakes rather than whole eggs, 1% milk rather than whole, while complaining about it supposedly being bad for you, despite putting a bunch of peanut butter in that same shake…what’s wrong with people?
Well with the egg whites, you can buy them separately, in like a tub. They’re just a good way to get a ton of protein fast because it’s so fast to eat.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
I just wanna know what this crap is about putting egg white in shakes rather than whole eggs, 1% milk rather than whole, while complaining about it supposedly being bad for you, despite putting a bunch of peanut butter in that same shake…what’s wrong with people?[/quote]
QFT
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
pzehtoeur wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
SickAbs wrote:
Do i look anorexic?
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I wouldnt necessarily say anorexic…
More like the biggest tool ever.
I didn’t know they made sunglasses like that for men. You learn something new everyday.
Call me a tool, I smash hot bitches and do my thing. Those are $300 Dior sunglasses. I got another pair that are black with white dior on the side(opposite of the ones in that pics) Paid for the white ones and got the other ones for free from a fitness modeling gig I did with dior. Suck it haters. Oh yea, and theyre from the mens line.[/quote]
if vader was in on this thread…
HAHAHAHHAHA wait does anyone see the irony in this guy being one of the BIGGEST homophobes on this site, yet he not only acts just dresses like what he is most afraid of?
That Welsh breakfast looks pretty damned good. Meat, meat, seafood and seaweed. That laverbread looks intimidating but its actually pretty mild tasting…sort of like overcooked Japanese nori with some more salt added.
All the, I?m O.K. you?re not O.K. aside,
Artem, I?m sitting here on Christmas Eve, at work, alone, laughing till it?s hard to breathe. It?s been a while since I read sarcasm written so clearly. Seriously, thank you for lifting my spirits while I?m away from my family.
If you?re not being sarcastic, then you should hit yourself in the head with a bat until your ears can?t hear the sound of the impact anymore?..thank you, thank you, thank you for the laugh!!!
Merry Christmas
This thread fuckin’ Rulez!!!11!!!ELEVEN!!!1
This was mine this morning…
6 whole eggs
3oz Turkey Breast
a handful of carrot “matchsticks”
5 or 6 green onions
a SHITLOAD of cheese in the middle…
I made a BIG ASS omelet
Then had it with 2 slices of whole grain toast
Water
[quote]4est wrote:
Man’s Burrito - notice it’s as big as the damned chip basket.[/quote]
Thank you. I mean, thank you. THAT is what’s for breakfast, muchacho.
shocked@ sickabz getting a fitness model gig from anyone.
i cant be mad at the kid for getting a lot of girls, but i can make fun of him for wanting to remain so puny on a BBing site.
I eat pieces of shit like all of you for breakfast.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
4est wrote:
Man’s Burrito - notice it’s as big as the damned chip basket.
Thank you. I mean, thank you. THAT is what’s for breakfast, muchacho.[/quote]
THAT is what would be in the toilet a few minutes later if I ate that.
Just sharing.
"Testosterone’s Guide to the Warrior Diet
By Tim Patterson
The Warrior diet is based upon two extreme phases: overeating and undereating. And you cycle between the two phases each day. Normally, I’d recommend that you take a break from dieting one or two days a week. But I don’t think you’ll need to do that with the Warrior diet because cycling between the extreme phases keeps your body from adapting to the program. Also, the overeating phase will take care of your desire to binge.
Undereating phase:
Breakfast to 7pm
Breakfast
? Neurotransmitter boost ? Power Drive, one serving
? Glutamine, ten grams
? Metabolic support ? Thermadrol or Ripped Fuel, one capsule
[quote]anonym wrote:
I eat pieces of shit like all of you for breakfast.[/quote]
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
My breakfast (no picture today):
4egg omlette with cheese
1.5cup oatmeal
Shake:
banana
250ml milk
1tbsp evoo
whey
2tbsp pb
yummmmmm
1tbsp evoo
I can’t handle that… I ALWAYS think of Rachael Ray when I see evoo… lol 
Man… I can’t wait to grow this year… this is my YEAR man! It’s fuckin’ GO time! I’m HAMMERING down the calories this season… 2009 is gunna be my year… 2008 kinda licked balls…