Well, I'm Officially Ugly

[quote]Nards wrote:
And you’re not “officially” ugly till the mayor of your city or another notary public with the authority actually declares you ugly.

Mayor Sam Katz declared me ugly on December 31st, 1997 and Mayor Ma Ying Jeaou did the same for me here in Taipei on January 17th 2004.[/quote]

LOL!

Well, the Mayor never authorized my ugliness, but the mirror does. Er, did.

I think he’s the only dude allowed to weight 155lbs and not be called skinny.

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
I think he’s the only dude allowed to weight 155lbs and not be called skinny.[/quote]

I don’t recall ever disclosing my weight!

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
I think he’s the only dude allowed to weight 155lbs and not be called skinny.[/quote]

I don’t recall ever disclosing my weight!

lol
[/quote]

ID with the ownage

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]kaisermetal wrote:
I think he’s the only dude allowed to weight 155lbs and not be called skinny.[/quote]

I don’t recall ever disclosing my weight!

lol
[/quote]

i meant the other dwarf from the link above.

^

Pocket Rocket

Ahh! I got it. True!

you still smell like cookies.

[quote]Nards wrote:
And you’re not “officially” ugly till the mayor of your city or another notary public with the authority actually declares you ugly.

Mayor Sam Katz declared me ugly on December 31st, 1997 and Mayor Ma Ying Jeaou did the same for me here in Taipei on January 17th 2004.[/quote]

Is this a bit like being an honorary citizen of a city?

Because if it were a mere statement of fact, one would think that one official declaration should be transferable to wherever city you lived.

Than again, maybe different cities have different ideas of beauty?

You could be repulsive in not one but two cultures!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[/quote]

DAMN! I was waiting to hear back from you! So… NO I never got your PM’s!

I noticed there’s a PM problem around here with some folks. Some people aren’t receiving mine either.

Can’t T-Nation developers do something about this? Sheesh!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[/quote]

DAMN! I was waiting to hear back from you! So… NO I never got your PM’s!

I noticed there’s a PM problem around here with some folks. Some people aren’t receiving mine either.

Can’t T-Nation developers do something about this? Sheesh!

[/quote]

I think they might be trying to force some of us off the site without bringing the hammer down. Lol

Seriously though I’ve been cursing you for weeks for not resonding to me.

Anyway…

Fst7 is good stuff. I picked it up from kyoshi moody who used to post here a couple years ago. If you still care you can read the first post in my old log “Masokissed” and the pictures of my wrestling shirts are on the last page of my new log “Rock Candy”

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[/quote]

DAMN! I was waiting to hear back from you! So… NO I never got your PM’s!

I noticed there’s a PM problem around here with some folks. Some people aren’t receiving mine either.

Can’t T-Nation developers do something about this? Sheesh!

[/quote]

I think they might be trying to force some of us off the site without bringing the hammer down. Lol

Seriously though I’ve been cursing you for weeks for not resonding to me.

Anyway…

Fst7 is good stuff. I picked it up from kyoshi moody who used to post here a couple years ago. If you still care you can read the first post in my old log “Masokissed” and the pictures of my wrestling shirts are on the last page of my new log “Rock Candy”[/quote]

LOL! And here I thought you were ignoring me!

I remember Kyoshi!
I’ll look up Massokissed and Rock Candy. Thanks Rock!!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[/quote]

DAMN! I was waiting to hear back from you! So… NO I never got your PM’s!

I noticed there’s a PM problem around here with some folks. Some people aren’t receiving mine either.

Can’t T-Nation developers do something about this? Sheesh!

[/quote]

I think they might be trying to force some of us off the site without bringing the hammer down. Lol

Seriously though I’ve been cursing you for weeks for not resonding to me.

Anyway…

Fst7 is good stuff. I picked it up from kyoshi moody who used to post here a couple years ago. If you still care you can read the first post in my old log “Masokissed” and the pictures of my wrestling shirts are on the last page of my new log “Rock Candy”[/quote]

LOL! And here I thought you were ignoring me!

I remember Kyoshi!
I’ll look up Massokissed and Rock Candy. Thanks Rock!!
[/quote]

Its been awkward replying to you on the forums after not getting any answer back via PM.

Kinda like if you borrowed money from me and didn’t pay me back for weeks but then I bump into you at the mall with a bag full of new clothes.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[/quote]

DAMN! I was waiting to hear back from you! So… NO I never got your PM’s!

I noticed there’s a PM problem around here with some folks. Some people aren’t receiving mine either.

Can’t T-Nation developers do something about this? Sheesh!

[/quote]

I think they might be trying to force some of us off the site without bringing the hammer down. Lol

Seriously though I’ve been cursing you for weeks for not resonding to me.

Anyway…

Fst7 is good stuff. I picked it up from kyoshi moody who used to post here a couple years ago. If you still care you can read the first post in my old log “Masokissed” and the pictures of my wrestling shirts are on the last page of my new log “Rock Candy”[/quote]

LOL! And here I thought you were ignoring me!

I remember Kyoshi!
I’ll look up Massokissed and Rock Candy. Thanks Rock!!
[/quote]

Its been awkward replying to you on the forums after not getting any answer back via PM.

Kinda like if you borrowed money from me and didn’t pay me back for weeks but then I bump into you at the mall with a bag full of new clothes.[/quote]

:frowning:

Now you’re acting like I ignored you on purpose.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.

He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep

Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.

Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.

The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.

“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.

But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.

“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king

“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]

LOL!

Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some![/quote]

Jelly beans man, the clear “mystery” ones. [/quote]

Uh, I think I know what that means.
No thanks.

lol
[/quote]

How do you have an idea of what it means when I don’t?
[/quote]

LOL!

Another classic post by a toasted Rockula!
[/quote]

Toasted Tockulas.

Cinnamon cereal with marshmallow zig zog packs mixed in.

Did you get my PMs? I replied to fst7 and just sent a couple to you today.

I’ve sent a few messages out over the last 2 weeks but haven’t gotten replies.

[/quote]

DAMN! I was waiting to hear back from you! So… NO I never got your PM’s!

I noticed there’s a PM problem around here with some folks. Some people aren’t receiving mine either.

Can’t T-Nation developers do something about this? Sheesh!

[/quote]

I think they might be trying to force some of us off the site without bringing the hammer down. Lol

Seriously though I’ve been cursing you for weeks for not resonding to me.

Anyway…

Fst7 is good stuff. I picked it up from kyoshi moody who used to post here a couple years ago. If you still care you can read the first post in my old log “Masokissed” and the pictures of my wrestling shirts are on the last page of my new log “Rock Candy”[/quote]

LOL! And here I thought you were ignoring me!

I remember Kyoshi!
I’ll look up Massokissed and Rock Candy. Thanks Rock!!
[/quote]

Its been awkward replying to you on the forums after not getting any answer back via PM.

Kinda like if you borrowed money from me and didn’t pay me back for weeks but then I bump into you at the mall with a bag full of new clothes.[/quote]

:frowning:

Now you’re acting like I ignored you on purpose.
[/quote]

Lol

Sad dwarfie