[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
<---- So what you’re saying is, that little bastard ain’t half bad?
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I’d have a beer with him. After I pick him up and sit him on the barstool.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
How did you get OFFICIALLY ugly? Is it like a marriage certificate or drivers licence kinda deal?
I’m just asking because my friend wants to know … O.o[/quote]
The difference between ugly and officially ugly depends upon consensus, like a courtroom jury. If some people say you’re ugly, and others don’t, you’re not official. There’s reasonable doubt in your case. When EVERYBODY agrees you’re ugly, then you’re official.[/quote]
<---- So what you’re saying is, that little bastard ain’t half bad?
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Actually his is half bad, and what I mean is he is half of a bad human.
V
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
NOT photoshopped.[/quote]
LOL
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
^outside of the 5digit bangs & the Jay Leno effect…yeah I still dig her. [/quote]
LOL!
Even if she was half hot, I still wouldn’t be able to handle the cigarette breath.
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She Smoke??? DAMNNNNNNN you DWARFFFFFFF!!!
IRON DWARF smackin lolipops out of mouths from 10:40-10:47[/quote]
LMFAO!!
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Lets see the wheels![/quote]
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Impressive.
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
NOT photoshopped.[/quote]
brilliant
[quote]roybot wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]SkyNett wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]
I hope you’re doing the right thing and taking care of your kids dude. [/quote]
We left them at the gas station.
I figured more clomid laden women folk would be through soon to either breast feed or rape them so they’ll be cool.[/quote]
God above, I’ve never asked you for anything before…please let this be Headhunter’s wife.
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Holly is surely an alias. It could be HH’s wife. More likely, Ann Dunham.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Roybot, who is that little dude? [/quote]
David Clarke - Australia’s shortest competitive bodybuilder.
Thanks Roy.
He looks damn good.
I found this on him:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
And to think how X has always claimed to be drug-free. Now we know that between the clomid and Jheri-curl activator, this is all lies.
Lies!
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PX takes a special brand of clomid – “Fro-mid”.
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
And to think how X has always claimed to be drug-free. Now we know that between the clomid and Jheri-curl activator, this is all lies.
Lies!
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PX takes a special brand of clomid – “Fro-mid”.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!
Fuckin’ Steely! lol
[quote]studgorilla wrote:
Holly is surely an alias. [/quote]
Yeah. I chuckled when she posted as ‘anonymous’ but signed off as ‘Holly’. Don’t know whether it was deliberate, but it capped off the general tone of clue-starved idiocy nicely.
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It could be HH’s wife. More likely, Ann Dunham.[/quote]
Barack Obama? I was thinking more along the lines of Jamaal, Lee Harvey and Shonte Jr. from Me, Myself and Irene.
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
Thanks Roy. [/quote]
No problem!
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He looks damn good.[/quote]
Yeah - it’s pretty awesome that he’s holding his own on stage with the big guys (literally).
Dayumn, IronDwarf, you’re one hell of a handsome bastard!
[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]Vicomte wrote:
And to think how X has always claimed to be drug-free. Now we know that between the clomid and Jheri-curl activator, this is all lies.
Lies!
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PX takes a special brand of clomid – “Fro-mid”.[/quote]
LMFAO!!!
Fuckin’ Steely! lol
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He used his medical connections to get the experimental ‘Fro-MAX’.
Sometimes he gets drunk and sees how many floss picks he can hide in it.
HEY! I’m back to being ugly!
There’s something very liberating about being this low. At this point, one truly no longer gives a shit.
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.
He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep
Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.
Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.
The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.
“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.
But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.
“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king
“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Iron Dwarf is on a camdy binge and planning his own death.
He writes the letter swallows the jelly beans and cries himself to sleep
Rocky deluca, of the band RAPEAXE, finds dwarf in a pool of sugar and vomit clining to life.
Deluca rushes dwarf to a local er where he is fully revived.
The suicide lwould turn into the lyrics of a song that would change the lives of both men…the face of music…and the world.
“Black jellybean” captured the esscence of life, in that it was at first optimistic about the idea of a jelly bean.
But upon taste, life itself became meaningless as all focus was on ridding the pain of black jelly beans from the soul.
“When I heard black jelly bean I knew this would change the world”…larry king
“Black jelly bean? Sure I will take em if they’re free”…iron dwarf[/quote]
LOL!
Dude, whatever you’re on… I want some!
And you’re not “officially” ugly till the mayor of your city or another notary public with the authority actually declares you ugly.
Mayor Sam Katz declared me ugly on December 31st, 1997 and Mayor Ma Ying Jeaou did the same for me here in Taipei on January 17th 2004.