Well, I'm Officially Ugly

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
<— I’ve dropped my usual art avatars for the one here.

I don’t know the dude in the pic, but he’s one ugly little bastard.

Imagine for a moment that I am actually the dude in my avatar. Would you all treat me any different (aside from the already present goofing on my height, hair, and politics). Let’s assume I just started lifting just so I can look more bad-ass in my studded leather outfit, to further entice the skanky chicks in my circle.

Would you be helpful, or would it be a constant barrage of insults?

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How should you treat you now? Should I overstep myself by showing direct sympathy to you and be really nice to you by helping you carry your oversized luggage? Or should I show indifference and treat you like a regular person and leave the luggage for you to carry on your own and watch you struggle?

Either way I might be disrespecting or mistreating you because I am either too aggressive or not aggressive enough. You might be offended by both choices. No matter how I choose to treat you, my choice of action can become something that I am aware of, and that you are also painfully aware of. And then it would become something I sense and assume you are aware of, and at the same time you sense and become aware of my state of awareness about your awareness. At this point, an infinite regress feeds back on itself in a loop that can hardly be terminated…

Sometimes there’s even an air of moral superiority displayed by the dwarf because he is often times convinced that other people can’t see life through his perspectiveâ?¦and take advantage of the defects by turning suffering into a kind of righteousness or debts that others automatically owe him just because he is disfigured.

[quote]digitalairair wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:
<— I’ve dropped my usual art avatars for the one here.

I don’t know the dude in the pic, but he’s one ugly little bastard.

Imagine for a moment that I am actually the dude in my avatar. Would you all treat me any different (aside from the already present goofing on my height, hair, and politics). Let’s assume I just started lifting just so I can look more bad-ass in my studded leather outfit, to further entice the skanky chicks in my circle.

Would you be helpful, or would it be a constant barrage of insults?

[/quote]

How should you treat you now? Should I overstep myself by showing direct sympathy to you and be really nice to you by helping you carry your oversized luggage? Or should I show indifference and treat you like a regular person and leave the luggage for you to carry on your own and watch you struggle?

Either way I might be disrespecting or mistreating you because I am either too aggressive or not aggressive enough. You might be offended by both choices. No matter how I choose to treat you, my choice of action can become something that I am aware of, and that you are also painfully aware of. And then it would become something I sense and assume you are aware of, and at the same time you sense and become aware of my state of awareness about your awareness. At this point, an infinite regress feeds back on itself in a loop that can hardly be terminated…

Sometimes there’s even an air of moral superiority displayed by the dwarf because he is often times convinced that other people can’t see life through his perspectiveâ?¦and take advantage of the defects by turning suffering into a kind of righteousness or debts that others automatically owe him just because he is disfigured.

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Damn. Now I hate myself.

lol

Whoever that guy is, he has a kick ass sense of humor - he’s holding a pair of drumsticks (chicken, not wooden).

[quote]roybot wrote:
Whoever that guy is, he has a kick ass sense of humor - he’s holding a pair of drumsticks (chicken, not wooden).[/quote]

I never noticed that before.

LOL!!!

Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Funny you’d assume an illustrator would know anything about face paint!

lol

Seriously though, I’d be interested to see the design you’ll be wearing in the ring.
What’s your stage name?

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Funny you’d assume an illustrator would know anything about face paint!

lol

Seriously though, I’d be interested to see the design you’ll be wearing in the ring.
What’s your stage name?

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Water filled sausage balloon man

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Funny you’d assume an illustrator would know anything about face paint!

lol

Seriously though, I’d be interested to see the design you’ll be wearing in the ring.
What’s your stage name?

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Water filled sausage balloon man[/quote]

everyone at work is like wtf is this kid laughing at…if only they knew of the sausage balloon.
Count you bastard.

[quote]bignate wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Funny you’d assume an illustrator would know anything about face paint!

lol

Seriously though, I’d be interested to see the design you’ll be wearing in the ring.
What’s your stage name?

[/quote]

Water filled sausage balloon man[/quote]

everyone at work is like wtf is this kid laughing at…if only they knew of the sausage balloon.
Count you bastard. [/quote]

You should start saying “aww sausage blloon” when you get confused around them…

“Water filled sausage balloon” when you’re really confused.

See if it catches on

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Any circus grade greasepaint would work.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Any circus grade greasepaint would work. [/quote]

I will look for some of that. Thanks roybro

http://www.facepaintingtips.com/shop/diamondfx-metallic-metal-black-face-paint/

How does this look though? I saw the metallics and thought they’d look cool.

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Any circus grade greasepaint would work. [/quote]

I will look for some of that. Thanks roybro

http://www.facepaintingtips.com/shop/diamondfx-metallic-metal-black-face-paint/

How does this look though? I saw the metallics and thought they’d look cool.

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It’s water based. Look for an oil based version, which is heavier duty but won’t run when you sweat. Grease paint is easy to come by , traditionally used by clowns, and essentially sweat-proof…

P.S. grease paint isn’t literally paint, it’s easy to remove.

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:

[quote]roybot wrote:

[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
Hey Dwarf

You know anything about make up or facepaint?

What would be the best brand to get this look that won’t sweat off during a match?

What kind of sponges or brushes should I pick up?[/quote]

Any circus grade greasepaint would work. [/quote]

I will look for some of that. Thanks roybro

http://www.facepaintingtips.com/shop/diamondfx-metallic-metal-black-face-paint/

How does this look though? I saw the metallics and thought they’d look cool.

[/quote]

It’s water based. Look for an oil based version, which is heavier duty but won’t run when you sweat. Grease paint is easy to come by , traditionally used by clowns, and essentially sweat-proof…

P.S. grease paint isn’t literally paint, it’s easy to remove.[/quote]

Found greasepaint at a clown supply site

Haven’t found ant metal greasepaint or oil based yet though

Thanks

Someone asked about me in my avatar.
Here’s the full pic.

I was at the Sabbath concert a couple of years ago with my skinny friend, Stench.
Because I’m always trying to keep my bulk on, I was carrying my barbecued chicken drumsticks with me since they only had drinks at the show.

Anyway, I’m always trying to get Stench into the gym with me, but he says muscles aren’t very “metal”. lol

I told him, “Dude, look at me! I’m thick all over (especially where it counts), and I’m TOTALLY metal!”

He just laughs and goes to get high.

tres secksay~

[quote]Edgy wrote:
tres secksay~[/quote]

Thanks. You should see me from the back.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]Edgy wrote:
tres secksay~[/quote]

Thanks. You should see me from the back.[/quote]

you had me at “chicken drumsticks”

swoon

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

aw shit, that happens all the time!

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

People are ridiculous for their inability to accept responsibility for their own stupid decisions. I say good job for the guy that knocked her up and good for the husband who found out his wife was the kind of dirty slut to fuck strangers in gas station restrooms. I am sure the Clomid turned this traditional christian good girl into a dirty slut.