Well, I'm Officially Ugly

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

I hope you’re doing the right thing and taking care of your kids dude. [/quote]

We left them at the gas station.

I figured more clomid laden women folk would be through soon to either breast feed or rape them so they’ll be cool.

And to think how X has always claimed to be drug-free. Now we know that between the clomid and Jheri-curl activator, this is all lies.

Lies!

P.S. I think Dwarf is sooooooooooooooo cute.

I’d probably kick you. I think that is the meaning of life for midgets and such. Then I’d break all your color pencils.

I is teh bestest kartoonist!!

If you hit a midget in the head with a stick, he turns into 40 golden coins. However, if you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. in the beginning of time, there was one midget. but now look, they’re every where. let this be a lesson, just walk away. be the bigger man, literally.

–Patton Oswalt

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]SkyNett wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Well, at least you aren’t this woman.[/quote]

I hope you’re doing the right thing and taking care of your kids dude. [/quote]

We left them at the gas station.

I figured more clomid laden women folk would be through soon to either breast feed or rape them so they’ll be cool.[/quote]

God above, I’ve never asked you for anything before…please let this be Headhunter’s wife.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I’d probably kick you. I think that is the meaning of life for midgets and such. Then I’d break all your color pencils.

I is teh bestest kartoonist!![/quote]

LOl!

It’s funny you keep bringing up color pencils. I haven’t used them in over 10 years!

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
I’d probably kick you. I think that is the meaning of life for midgets and such. Then I’d break all your color pencils.

I is teh bestest kartoonist!![/quote]

LOl!

It’s funny you keep bringing up color pencils. I haven’t used them in over 10 years!

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Don’t you lie to me, little man!! I know you have them and are trying to hide them as we speak! I am going to find them and break all of them.

Then I’m going to melt your crayons with a magnifying glass. And leave the caps off of your markers. That’ll learn ya!

[quote]roybot wrote:
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Lets see the wheels!

[quote]Testy1 wrote:
Lets see the wheels![/quote]

How did you get OFFICIALLY ugly? Is it like a marriage certificate or drivers licence kinda deal?

I’m just asking because my friend wants to know … O.o

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
How did you get OFFICIALLY ugly? Is it like a marriage certificate or drivers licence kinda deal?

I’m just asking because my friend wants to know … O.o[/quote]

Via avatar.
Come on, you KNOW the importance of an avatar around these parts.

lol

Roybot, who is that little dude?

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
How did you get OFFICIALLY ugly? Is it like a marriage certificate or drivers licence kinda deal?

I’m just asking because my friend wants to know … O.o[/quote]

The difference between ugly and officially ugly depends upon consensus, like a courtroom jury. If some people say you’re ugly, and others don’t, you’re not official. There’s reasonable doubt in your case. When EVERYBODY agrees you’re ugly, then you’re official.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
How did you get OFFICIALLY ugly? Is it like a marriage certificate or drivers licence kinda deal?

I’m just asking because my friend wants to know … O.o[/quote]

The difference between ugly and officially ugly depends upon consensus, like a courtroom jury. If some people say you’re ugly, and others don’t, you’re not official. There’s reasonable doubt in your case. When EVERYBODY agrees you’re ugly, then you’re official.[/quote]

<---- So what you’re saying is, that little bastard ain’t half bad?

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:

[quote]Otto the Ecto wrote:
How did you get OFFICIALLY ugly? Is it like a marriage certificate or drivers licence kinda deal?

I’m just asking because my friend wants to know … O.o[/quote]

The difference between ugly and officially ugly depends upon consensus, like a courtroom jury. If some people say you’re ugly, and others don’t, you’re not official. There’s reasonable doubt in your case. When EVERYBODY agrees you’re ugly, then you’re official.[/quote]

HMMMM, INTERESTING…I was going to make a comment along the lines of “that is not true becasue people all say Sara Jessica Parker is ugly, But I kinda dig her look” But since I do not think she is ugly EVERYBODY does not agree since I do not agree. So Your right.

NOT photoshopped.

^outside of the 5digit bangs & the Jay Leno effect…yeah I still dig her.

[quote]four60 wrote:
^outside of the 5digit bangs & the Jay Leno effect…yeah I still dig her. [/quote]

LOL!

Even if she was half hot, I still wouldn’t be able to handle the cigarette breath.

[quote]Iron Dwarf wrote:

[quote]four60 wrote:
^outside of the 5digit bangs & the Jay Leno effect…yeah I still dig her. [/quote]

LOL!

Even if she was half hot, I still wouldn’t be able to handle the cigarette breath.
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She Smoke??? DAMNNNNNNN you DWARFFFFFFF!!!

IRON DWARF smackin lolipops out of mouths from 10:40-10:47