i’ve gotten:
“you gonna clean up that chalk there?”
I could only act in silence because i was stunned… If i was able to reply i wanted to say, “no but are you going to pick it up”?
[quote]Hussayn wrote:
i’ve gotten:
“you gonna clean up that chalk there?”
I could only act in silence because i was stunned… If i was able to reply i wanted to say, “no but are you going to pick it up”?[/quote]
So wait, you made a mess of chalk on a bar or the floor and not only got offended when someone asked whether you were going to clean it up, but then expected them to do it for you? I really hope I’m misunderstanding this one.
You’re really strong…
Weird in good way unless they were talking about smell.
Today checking out a new gym getting a brief tour:
me:“Where’s the power rack?”
gym manager/head trainer:“the smith machine is in the other room.”
[quote]m0dd3r wrote:
Hussayn wrote:
i’ve gotten:
“you gonna clean up that chalk there?”
I could only act in silence because i was stunned… If i was able to reply i wanted to say, “no but are you going to pick it up”?
So wait, you made a mess of chalk on a bar or the floor and not only got offended when someone asked whether you were going to clean it up, but then expected them to do it for you? I really hope I’m misunderstanding this one.[/quote]
it was little particles, nothing significant. Its not something i can broom stick and just clean up.
I have crushed many blocks of chalk and was happy to clean it up. But this was really insignificant. This is a gym not a living room.
hahahahaha heard this over the weekend…
These two guys were in one of the racks squatting, no problems there…they were squatting 205 lbs, for multiple sets…ok not so bad everyone has to start somewhere…but here’s where it gets weird…
One of them keeps shouting slogans at the other, and berating him with phrases like “MAKE THOSE HIPS TOUCH THE FLOOR!!!” while the other dude is squatting. Then he busts out this gem, while looking in the mirror “Dude look at me, I’m so diesel…if I was Haitian I’d be a power-lifter”
A while later, about 5 minutes after a particularly grueling set of deadlifting, (10 reps at that same 205 lbs.) he pretends to start fainting and says to his friend…whoah man…the words…words are getting messed up…the pump in my back is…it’s taking the oxygen out of my brain…the pump in my back…"
“I used to worship Satan but now I’m a crime fighter.”
This guy Crazy Dog in my gym, is like some dude who lost his fucking mind on steroids when he was in his early 20s. I’m not saying roids make everyone crazy, I’m saying when this particular crazy fuck met steroids he over did it, and fuck himself up and exacerbated his mental health alot worse.
Anyways, this guy like, is actually really fucking strong.
He curles 160 on thick bars for reverse curls, he benches 450 lbs, squats some obscene amount.
He is a really nice guy, but he’s fucking insane and he stinks like shit.
He will talk to you about religion in the middle of a squat set and tell you about how he used to hate god but now he knows Satan is no longer his master and he must fight crime.
Then he’ll start whispering about “the blacks” in your ear, and how they are responsible for all the crime.
You’d tell him to leave you alone, only, he is so fucking insane. You don’t want to offend, I’m a big dude and a boxer, and this dude actually kind of scares me.
O ya, and he hates the Olympics because it is a “13rd year old, international gymnast fuckfest…”… But he lifts olympic style anyways because well, he’s broken a few world records but his religion doesn’t allow him to compete as that would be vanity…
Man I think I might tape this guy in action and post it on here. He’s a character.
The only other wierd shit, is when some dude with no self control, identity or pride in his humanity starts trying to be your friend up in the school gym. Giving you all sorts of needy vibes, and interjects wierd homoerotic comments like, “OMG YOU LIFT SO MUCH.”
I had this happen to me, from this big fat fucking frat boy who was like shadowing me, and kept on giving me smiles, and almost winking at me.
Then I found out he was just some frat loser, who was Rush chairman or something. No less he was a creepy fucker.
Couple months ago some 16 year old white thuggy kid was standing there doing curls with 15s. Now, I really don’t care what other people do, except for the fact he was grunting and yelling like he was trying to shit out a baby sized turd.
I ignored it at first, but about 30 or so min later he was at it again.
I was done my workout at that time, but it was just too much.
I walk over to the dumbell rack where dude is now doing concentration curls with 12.5s
I grap a pair of 50s, and start one arm curling them while with each rep, I started saying in a loud but not too loud voice while lookin directly at him, “Shut, The, Fuck, Up! Pull, Your, Pants, Up!”
I got my point across.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Couple months ago some 16 year old white thuggy kid was standing there doing curls with 15s. Now, I really don’t care what other people do, except for the fact he was grunting and yelling like he was trying to shit out a baby sized turd.
I ignored it at first, but about 30 or so min later he was at it again.
I was done my workout at that time, but it was just too much.
I walk over to the dumbell rack where dude is now doing concentration curls with 12.5s
I grap a pair of 50s, and start one arm curling them while with each rep, I started saying in a loud but not too loud voice while lookin directly at him, “Shut, The, Fuck, Up! Pull, Your, Pants, Up!”
I got my point across.[/quote]
LOL.
After a set of bulgarian split squats, some biceps curling chav comes up to me and says “You know you won’t get bigger arms doing those”
Confused the hell out of him when I told him that what I was doing would get me bigger arms than what he was doing (for clarification, I was using a pair of 30kg dumbbells, heavy enough for me, he was doing barbell curls with a 15kg fixed weight bar).
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Petermus wrote:
Do you really think the sedentary office worker who makes a random comment about how many protein shakes you drink truly cares about listening to your concept of food? She eats strictly for pleasure. She couldn’t possibly understand.
problem.[/quote]
At work I started taking my fish oil pills when nobody was looking because people always asked me what they were for. After explaining why I take them 50 times over again and realizing that nobody actually gave a shit I don’t wish to explain these things anymore.
[quote]Rattler wrote:
Couple months ago some 16 year old white thuggy kid was standing there doing curls with 15s.
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What would you have done if after your workout him and friends were waiting outside to thug you?
And yes, thug is now a verb.
Verbing weirds words.
Totally forgot about this one but today it happened again…
This isn’t about the gym, but it’s related…
I eat hard boiled eggs every day. I probably down about 6 of them, and I eat scrambled eggs for breakfast. That’s pretty normal to most of us around here…but to the sedentary fatties at my job, they always whine about how “John’s food smells”. I bring my lunch to work and it usually consists of low fat barbecue grilled chicken breasts, hard boiled eggs, yogurt and cottage cheese + Peanut Butter.
Anyways, I can’t even count the number of times somebody has asked me “So having some hard boiled eggs, huh?”. At first I was nice about it. But after hearing “Ohhh those eggs stink like fartsssss” every single fuckin’ day for the last 7 months, I’ve had enough. These are the same people that eat shit fried shit, day in and day out and then have an afternoon “snack” of a big bag of cheetos and 20oz. Coke to wash it all down.
Today at lunch after some nurse asked me why i was eating hard boiled eggs I snapped at her and said “You and all the others already know this, I’ve told you and you’ve not listened to a word I’ve said. Leave me alone and let me eat healthy. Go squeal on over to your McDonald’s”.
She didn’t like it, needless to say. I’ll be likely labeled a “meathead jerk” for what I said, but I couldn’t care less. Hopefully they’ll leave me alone for lunch.
[quote]gatesoftanhauser wrote:
Totally forgot about this one but today it happened again…
This isn’t about the gym, but it’s related…
I eat hard boiled eggs every day. I probably down about 6 of them, and I eat scrambled eggs for breakfast. That’s pretty normal to most of us around here…but to the sedentary fatties at my job, they always whine about how “John’s food smells”. I bring my lunch to work and it usually consists of low fat barbecue grilled chicken breasts, hard boiled eggs, yogurt and cottage cheese + Peanut Butter.
Anyways, I can’t even count the number of times somebody has asked me “So having some hard boiled eggs, huh?”. At first I was nice about it. But after hearing “Ohhh those eggs stink like fartsssss” every single fuckin’ day for the last 7 months, I’ve had enough. These are the same people that eat shit fried shit, day in and day out and then have an afternoon “snack” of a big bag of cheetos and 20oz. Coke to wash it all down.
Today at lunch after some nurse asked me why i was eating hard boiled eggs I snapped at her and said “You and all the others already know this, I’ve told you and you’ve not listened to a word I’ve said. Leave me alone and let me eat healthy. Go squeal on over to your McDonald’s”.
She didn’t like it, needless to say. I’ll be likely labeled a “meathead jerk” for what I said, but I couldn’t care less. Hopefully they’ll leave me alone for lunch.[/quote]
Tell me about it…nobody likes the smell of hardboiled eggs, but they’re just so convenient. Personally for any questions people ask me, I have a short and long version answer. Creatine for example…generally I just say it helps me store more energy in my muscles; but if the person actually wants to know (maybe they’re considering taking it), I would explain to them how it replenished ATP to allow you to work harder longer, and other benefits.
Same thing for protein shakes, all the food I eat, etc etc. I enjoy the challenge of not being labeled a stupid meathead by not snapping at people, even when they’re totally asking for it.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Tell me about it…nobody likes the smell of hardboiled eggs, but they’re just so convenient. Personally for any questions people ask me, I have a short and long version answer. Creatine for example…generally I just say it helps me store more energy in my muscles; but if the person actually wants to know (maybe they’re considering taking it), I would explain to them how it replenished ATP to allow you to work harder longer, and other benefits.
Same thing for protein shakes, all the food I eat, etc etc. I enjoy the challenge of not being labeled a stupid meathead by not snapping at people, even when they’re totally asking for it. [/quote]
I have protein shakes after I workout, some days my schedule has lunch after weight training (block schedule for all classes). People always ask, say its gross, and keep on eating the shit they serve at school. Only the some other football players, some wrestlers, and some other “lifters” understand.
After a while, it does get really annoying explaining what it is, so I just tell them its stuff. Once I said it was hot chocolate injected with steroids. The kid believed me.
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
I was DLing 300 for reps and some older guy came up to me during a break and said, “That stuff will shrink your balls man”. This was at my gym back home… the typical tard gym for the most part.
All I could do was laugh… cause at my schools gym we have a few pretty strong guys who do my max for reps:/[/quote]
The first time I tried to pull 405 for a max I missed it. I busted my ass but didn’t pull the bar up that far. This dude came over and said “Look man, if you need to bust a nut that bad, there’s a girl I could call.” I didn’t really know what to say. I did end up getting 405 that day though.
[quote]mundele wrote:
The first time I tried to pull 405 for a max I missed it. I busted my ass but didn’t pull the bar up that far. This dude came over and said “Look man, if you need to bust a nut that bad, there’s a girl I could call.” I didn’t really know what to say. I did end up getting 405 that day though.[/quote]
You get the number?
[quote]DanErickson wrote:
Rattler wrote:
Couple months ago some 16 year old white thuggy kid was standing there doing curls with 15s.
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What would you have done if after your workout him and friends were waiting outside to thug you?[/quote]
I live in the burbs y0
That sorta stuff doesn’t happen, white gangsters just talk like they’re hard but they won’t do anything. I’ve lived here long enough to know that.
Plus, that kid works out properly now. He probably realized that he looked like a complete fool. I see him time to time, no problems.
[quote]Sikkario wrote:
“I used to worship Satan but now I’m a crime fighter.”
This guy Crazy Dog in my gym, is like some dude who lost his fucking mind on steroids when he was in his early 20s. I’m not saying roids make everyone crazy, I’m saying when this particular crazy fuck met steroids he over did it, and fuck himself up and exacerbated his mental health alot worse.
Anyways, this guy like, is actually really fucking strong.
He curles 160 on thick bars for reverse curls, he benches 450 lbs, squats some obscene amount.
He is a really nice guy, but he’s fucking insane and he stinks like shit.
He will talk to you about religion in the middle of a squat set and tell you about how he used to hate god but now he knows Satan is no longer his master and he must fight crime.
Then he’ll start whispering about “the blacks” in your ear, and how they are responsible for all the crime.
You’d tell him to leave you alone, only, he is so fucking insane. You don’t want to offend, I’m a big dude and a boxer, and this dude actually kind of scares me.
O ya, and he hates the Olympics because it is a “13rd year old, international gymnast fuckfest…”… But he lifts olympic style anyways because well, he’s broken a few world records but his religion doesn’t allow him to compete as that would be vanity…
Man I think I might tape this guy in action and post it on here. He’s a character.
The only other wierd shit, is when some dude with no self control, identity or pride in his humanity starts trying to be your friend up in the school gym. Giving you all sorts of needy vibes, and interjects wierd homoerotic comments like, “OMG YOU LIFT SO MUCH.”
I had this happen to me, from this big fat fucking frat boy who was like shadowing me, and kept on giving me smiles, and almost winking at me.
Then I found out he was just some frat loser, who was Rush chairman or something. No less he was a creepy fucker.[/quote]
hahaha! I would like to see a vid of that guy…