Weirdest Thing Said at the Gym

ive a couple, so ill put them all in one post:

-in response to my brother doing skullcrushers, my friend asked “doesnt that work your biceps?”

-a friend of mine phoned me and said hes gonna be in a fight in a week or something (since when do people book fights these days??). he asked me “can you train me tro crush a mans skull with my hands in a week?” no lie.

-the ever popular “squats/deads are bad for your back”

-i had switched from BB rows to DB rows for a change. to which my mate jumps up and says “oh mr.compound is doing an isolation exercise!”

more as i think of them…

(got my own home gym so theres always a dumb comment wen the guys are over)

Lawl isolation exercise

‘stripperfriend’ as we call him…

Gets cell phone out of fanny pack…“Yea, i need to get the costumes for tonite…but be quiet on it…she doesn’t know two guys are coming over…We’ll just show up at her door for the party…”

Had to go hide I was laughing so bad.

Today, While I was doing Good Mornings, I eyed two gentlemen behind me in the mirror talking about the exercises my girlfriend and I were doing. By gentlemen I mean bros. Apparently plate drags are bad for your toes and spine. And good mornings are just “no good”.