Weirdest Thing Said at the Gym

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[quote]imhungry wrote:
VibeAlive wrote:
SSC wrote:
hoosegow wrote:
A one armed guy asked me to lend him a hand three weeks ago.

Now that’s just in poor taste.

…and I love it.

Oh shit! that reminds me of another good one…

We have this dude Larry at the gym… he’s in a wheel chair (amputated from the knees down…) anyway… we were all training… and some new dude shows up… The new dude starts doing lunges… (in fine form…)… anyway… Larry rolls up to this new guy at the guy and says:

“Hey bud… yer form is a little off eh?”

so the new guy turns around and sees him… and just keeps going…

Larry says:

“No… no… dude… seriously… Here… look out… I’ll show you how…”

So the new dude isn’t quite sure what to do, and he moves outta the way… to which Larry quips:

“Dude… I’m kidding… I have no legs bro…” then starts laughing…

The whole place laughs… (along with the new dude…) it was pretty good… :slight_smile:

Oh shit, that’s funny!!

The owner of the gym that I used to belong to, sponsored the special olympics and he had a powerlifting team of guys who were disabled in some way.

He gave a few of them jobs at the gym, cleaning and keeping the place decent. Well, one of the guy was deaf, hyper, but very friendly and he was usually the guy who vaccumed at the end of the night.

He had this long cord, that was really four extension cords that were connected. So, when he’d vaccume, one of the guys would disconnect the cord when he was down at the other end of the gym. But, obviously the guy who was vaccuming couldn’t hear it, so he’d just keep going and didn’t know the difference for a minute.

He would get pissed off after it was done a couple of times…[/quote]

That’s mean.

I’m soooo ashamed that I’m still laughing.

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[quote]B rocK wrote:
The dumbest thing someone has ever said to me was “Are you almost done there?”

(In regards to the bench I was using, and it only had 305lbs on it, obviously I was still warming up. I gave him a flying dropkick and followed it up with a downward punch to the gonads.)

Game over. I win.[/quote]

DOOD you didn’t do the fatality ???

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I forgot about it until this thread reminded me of it. Sorry PMPM.

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[quote]RebornTN wrote:
The Mighty Stu wrote:
Tonight I heard…

“I hear creatine gives you more veins?” from the dumbass kid who gets paid to rerack the weights -lol.

S

My mom heard that “creatine gives you roid rage.”

Im not allowed to get any. Can’t wait till I can drive…[/quote]

INSIST on educating her.

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[quote]Sick Rick wrote:
Holy shit batman, a thread whining about what people do/say at the gym?

Never seen this before.

On topic : I overheard a guy saying that carrot juice would do nothing for muscle growth, and that enormous amounts of NO Explode would make your weener grow.

I mean, right?

[/quote]

…so um is that the right spelling?
Weener goodtime!

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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
Either way who the fuck uses hemp protein lol, gimmie a break people.[/quote]

You mean you’ve never seen this site shilling for hemp?

Six pounds of pure hemp protein powder for the low-low price of 100 bucks, automatically shipped every two months. No, I’m not a member.

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one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success

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[quote]Randiago wrote:
one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success[/quote]

Lol.

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[quote]RebornTN wrote:
Randiago wrote:
one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success

Lol.[/quote]

2 Exercises for Bicepts. Three for tricepts. Four for quadricepts. I wonder how many for trapezicepts and calvcepts, too.

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[quote]Randiago wrote:
one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success[/quote]

so how do you train abz?

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[quote]SSC wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Randiago wrote:
one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success

Lol.

2 Exercises for Bicepts. Three for tricepts. Four for quadricepts. I wonder how many for trapezicepts and calvcepts, too.[/quote]

what about sextacepts

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[quote]LiveFromThe781 wrote:
Randiago wrote:
one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success

so how do you train abz?[/quote]

the old man fills a sack full of his bad ideas and just beats me in the stomach with it

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[quote]SSC wrote:
RebornTN wrote:
Randiago wrote:
one day when i was training tricepts some dirty old guy came over told me the secret to real tricept growth.

Old guy: do you know what tri means??
me: im not sure where your going with this?
Old guy: it means 3, so when you train tris you have to do 3 exercises.
me: ok. (just trying to be nice)
old guy: trust me, look at mine.

The guy was probably 30kg over weight and the only weight on his arms was fat.

so now i train 2 exercises for bis, 3 for tris and 4 for quads.
secret to success

Lol.

2 Exercises for Bicepts. Three for tricepts. Four for quadricepts. I wonder how many for trapezicepts and calvcepts, too.[/quote]

lmao

I was at the gym and overheard two guys talking…
guy 1: “squats don’t work your quads that much, you gotta do leg curls to get the “hurt on””
guy 2: “you’re right, lets super set that with curls”
…right

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[quote]LiftSmart wrote:
I was doing 200lb pulldowns and the lady at the counter said: “That’s the most weight I’ve ever seen someone do on there!”.

I felt really sad because I know she’s been working there for at least 5 years. [/quote]

She was hitting on you dumbass. Stick it in her pooper.

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[quote]Scrotus wrote:
LiftSmart wrote:
I was doing 200lb pulldowns and the lady at the counter said: “That’s the most weight I’ve ever seen someone do on there!”.

I felt really sad because I know she’s been working there for at least 5 years.

She was hitting on you dumbass. Stick it in her pooper.[/quote]

This is the T-Nation recommended advice, and it never fails to work.

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I was doing clean and push press and some Marine walks up to me and here is the conversation.

Marine: “What does that work?”

Me: “Everything”

Marine: “Yeah but what are you training?”

Me: “Clean and Push Press”

Marine: “Yeah, but what bodypart?”

Me: “All of them.”

Marine: “Oh, I see how you are” huffs and puffs and walks away frustrated.

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Skull-crushers last night with 140.

A dude squats down behind my head and whispers “niiiiiiice rep”

And walks off.

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[quote]BradTGIF wrote:
Skull-crushers last night with 140.

A dude squats down behind my head and whispers “niiiiiiice rep”

And walks off.

[/quote]

He was hitting on you dumbass. Stick it in his…

Wait. Nevermind.

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dbhead hahahahaha great!

i had to scroll up to make sure someone said that before haha

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[quote]dumbbellhead wrote:
BradTGIF wrote:
Skull-crushers last night with 140.

A dude squats down behind my head and whispers “niiiiiiice rep”

And walks off.

He was hitting on you dumbass. Stick it in his…

Wait. Nevermind.[/quote]

I figured that as a possibility, but it was still weird as hell.