Weird Highschool Questions

[quote]Jerkwad wrote:
BigRagoo wrote:
dollarbill44 wrote:
When I was in HS in the 80’s these things always got settled at the dance-offs after a lengthy stare-down.

DB

Yeah, it was breakdance offs. The best pop-and-lock and head spin won.

I think the last time the OP tried that, Butters killed the rest of his team from a loose shoe. The poor guy just doesn’t want to unearth bad memories.[/quote]

So I guess he got served?

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:

Is this Testosterone Nation? [/quote]

And your bleeding vagina is here whining about some kids in your gym class. Ironic? I think so.

Honestly, they arent respecting you because they have no reason to. Youre both skinny highschool kids. You dont even look like you lift, so why would they respect you as a source of advice on lifting?

Heres what you do:

  1. stop whining and go rinse the sand out of your vag.
  2. get big enough to where even your own dad is asking you if you are on steroids.
  3. realize that little shits are just little shits and that there still is no point in whining about them.

[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
When I was in HS in the 80’s these things always got settled at the dance-offs after a lengthy stare-down.

DB[/quote]

New all time best post!

Zephead- [quote]
Is this Testosterone Nation? Assheads are openly insulting and just in general being assheads, and obviously being douches to me, and you think it’s right to deal with this like a bitch? Being non confrontive gets you nowhere in life. I can’t blieve no one has agreed with the stance of; letting it go, if they keep doing it, to wreck their shit.[/quote]

Heres the think kid- I used to go off with a hair trigger in high school. I was expelled from my first high school before finishing ninth grade. I got suspended so many times that I forfieted one entire academic year, and by the time I was supposed to graduate, I was in the county jail awaiting bond for a whole slew of fellonies, looking at 25+ years in prison shortly after turning 18.
I made bond and returned to school. The head principal sat me down and explained something to me. I was going to get a diploma. For no other reason than to get me the fuck off of his campus.

I went on after high school to further develope my criminal record using drugs and voilence.

So where did being confrontational get me? It got me to Jail. It got me into the hospital a few times. It got me to the probation office. I am intimately familiar with the courthous and my attorneys office.
It got me laughed right out of job interviews, my applications crumpled up right in front of me. It got me disqualified from working in entire fields.

Why am I telling you this? Because I can tell you with the authority of experience that you are wrong. You have no idea how absolutely fucking wrong the type of attitude you are displaying can go.
You realy need to check that attitude before it gets you a hell of a lot more than you ever imagined.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
List of bullshit leading up to this:

Squatting 2" down with way to much weight, using the blue plastic thing to keep the bar off your back, and ROUNDING THEIR BACKS WHILE SQUATTING WTF?

Walking in front of me on the platform while doing deads/snatches/clean n jerks.(happens nearly daily, going to shoot up school if this continues to happen)

wearing underarmor with massive man tits wiggling (not this particular bunch)

Insanely impressed by a 1 rep max of 65 pound powerclean.

Talking shit, GIVING ADVICE ON HOW TO SQUAT, telling their friends they need to only bench half the way down.

I could go on… but the end all to this is spew more pounds of shit then they weigh, or lift.

I don’t want repsect, i don’t want themto like me I would like one of the following to occur:
1.Shut up
2. die

I’ve come to the conclusion if one of them has the balls to say somethnig to my face again, I’ll wreck their face, otherwise I’ll leave this be.[/quote]

Could you be a bigger bitch?

[quote]Magnate wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
List of bullshit leading up to this:

Squatting 2" down with way to much weight, using the blue plastic thing to keep the bar off your back, and ROUNDING THEIR BACKS WHILE SQUATTING WTF?

Walking in front of me on the platform while doing deads/snatches/clean n jerks.(happens nearly daily, going to shoot up school if this continues to happen)

wearing underarmor with massive man tits wiggling (not this particular bunch)

Insanely impressed by a 1 rep max of 65 pound powerclean.

Talking shit, GIVING ADVICE ON HOW TO SQUAT, telling their friends they need to only bench half the way down.

I could go on… but the end all to this is spew more pounds of shit then they weigh, or lift.

I don’t want repsect, i don’t want themto like me I would like one of the following to occur:
1.Shut up
2. die

I’ve come to the conclusion if one of them has the balls to say somethnig to my face again, I’ll wreck their face, otherwise I’ll leave this be.

Could you be a bigger bitch?

[/quote]

yeah, I could let some anorexickid walk on me? which is basically what this is coming down to. oh well. Most of the people who are telling me I’m a bitch would probably do the same thing in the situation so don’t start. This thread is done. i’ve come to a conclusion that if one of them decides to smack talk my face again I’m going to lay him out. story over.

Excellent. Let us know how it goes.

edit -

$10 says you do nothing of the sort, but assuming you did what do you think the consequences would be?

[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
Excellent. Let us know how it goes.

edit -

$10 says you do nothing of the sort, but assuming you did what do you think the consequences would be?[/quote]

I won’t take that bet, because it won’t happen. I went off on the kid after he tried making fun of me. stares at the ground whenever I’m near them. Consequences? I’m on honor roll, never had a detention or suspension. Maybe being suspended for a week or hell even more likely an hour detention afterschool for a day or two because of being provoked. I don’t want to cause any problems, at this point but I’m not going to take crap from these kids.

I was really raged when I started this thread. So I was more blood lusty then I should be.

i think u shoud beat the shit out of all of them… i hate little freshman faggots who think they are the shit, show them what a sophomore honor roll student with enormous traps is made of. some advice:

step 1: lure in a cocky freshman - to do this start doing squats with a laughably low weight and act like ur struggling → this is sure to get a frosh to attempt to show u up. When he gets in the squat rack offer to spot him.

Step 2: harness the power of ur traps - when he is in the hole, can no longer do anymore reps, and needs ur spot… very discreetly shrug the weight up ever so slightly (just enough to lull him into a false sense of security so that he stops pushing up) now quickly but once again discreetly force the weight downward sending that freshman piece of shit to the ground

Step 3: corral the freshman girls to see what a chode this kid is ( make sure ur flexing ur traps the whole time)

Step 4: bone said freshman girls

i see this plan as being both failsafe and ur best course of action

in fact if this scenario does not occur… u will have lost my respect

Bro, the best revenge is living well. You will learn this in time. “Wrecking Faces” wont do nearly the damage to these kids that gaining 50 pounds of muscle will do. “Damn, we should have taken his advice” will be what they are thinking.

There are people every day in the gym I go to that do shit that pisses me off. Standing in front of the dumb bell rack and doing their exercises there. Doing squats to 1/4 height with a weight they shouldnt be using. DANCING around with their headphones on.

Channel the aggression into another 20 pounds on your lift. These people dont want your advice and will resent you for giving it.

[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
i think u shoud beat the shit out of all of them… i hate little freshman faggots who think they are the shit, show them what a sophomore honor roll student with enormous traps is made of. some advice:

step 1: lure in a cocky freshman - to do this start doing squats with a laughably low weight and act like ur struggling → this is sure to get a frosh to attempt to show u up. When he gets in the squat rack offer to spot him.

Step 2: harness the power of ur traps - when he is in the hole, can no longer do anymore reps, and needs ur spot… very discreetly shrug the weight up ever so slightly (just enough to lull him into a false sense of security so that he stops pushing up) now quickly but once again discreetly force the weight downward sending that freshman piece of shit to the ground

Step 3: corral the freshman girls to see what a chode this kid is ( make sure ur flexing ur traps the whole time)

Step 4: bone said freshman girls

i see this plan as being both failsafe and ur best course of action

in fact if this scenario does not occur… u will have lost my respect[/quote]

Though I do feel that this was a brilliant post, if the OP’s posts in this thread are any indicator of his grip on reality, he’ll probably think that you’re serious.

OP: What Skyzyks says is f’n brilliant. We’re not just ALL telling you to back off just to mess with you, this is an earnest suggestion to just forget about it because it’s in your best interests to do so. And aggravated assault with a room full of witnesses who can also testify to prior hostility between you two just might stick, and WHAMMO! You got yourself a record and possibly time in juvi. And concerning your mental health, nil illegitimum carborundum, motherfucker. Now go do some deadlifts and eat a steak, if you’re in a virile kind of mood.

BTW…the rules for lifting are not etched in stone. Let them do 1/4 squats, 1/2 benches or fucking 22/7 deads for all I care. That doesn’t mean it’s “Wrong,” I saw a dude doing Squat rack curls the other day with a 2 1/2 lb. plate per side. I’ll be damned if he didn’t have 18-19 inch arms. Not to mention the huge mothers I’ve seen doing smith machine squats and lat pulldowns.

I know it’s non-functional and unkosher and all that happy horseshit, but surprise! It works and they outlift and outweigh 99/100 know-it-all gurus on teh internetz. People, MYOB. Please.

[quote]mazevedo wrote:
Buy an iPod.

If you plan on living a life of fitness, then believe me, you are going to run into tens maybe hundreds of complete dipshits in gyms over the course of your life. So like I said, buy an iPod, train hard, grow, and don’t worry about cocky dipshits in high school gyms.[/quote]

i second this statement

Jerkwad, will you go to the prom with me?

I just want to say that the general manner in which the community handled this thread has impressed me and won my respect.

So, I could be successful in life, intelligent, and STILL be able to call myself a t-man as long as I train hard, lift heavy shit(well relative to me at least), and worship female ass? Sweet!

zeppycock…tee hee I like that nickname I gave you, do you want a hug? I’d glady give you some bum lovin’

<3 tee hee

I have the sudden urge to do 1/4 squats right now.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
oh well. Most of the people who are telling me I’m a bitch would probably do the same thing in the situation so don’t start.[/quote]

I’m willing to bet most of the people in this thread have gone to a commercial gym for some period of time and have been in similar situations. Where are their murder fantasy threads? I realize you’re a big bad sophomore, hell, you haven’t been a damn freshman for a whole 4-5 months now probably, but get over yourself.

And I’ll love to hear how your whole 1 year of honor roll and no previous discipline (a whole year dude!) problems balance out you beating the shit out of someone. You aren’t balancing out aggression and anger with good grades (so far…youre just a fucking sophomore) and no previous problems, get a clue. My school sends kids to anger management classes after a 2 week (about the average) suspension for fights and things like this (we have had a few expulsions though). If their skinny freshman asses are worth an expulsion, more power to you. Enjoy whatever it brings you, hopefully some common sense about how to handle manufactured problems.

[quote]zephead4747 wrote:
Stronghold wrote:
zephead4747 wrote:
List of bullshit leading up to this:

Squatting 2" down with way to much weight, using the blue plastic thing to keep the bar off your back, and ROUNDING THEIR BACKS WHILE SQUATTING WTF?

Walking in front of me on the platform while doing deads/snatches/clean n jerks.(happens nearly daily, going to shoot up school if this continues to happen)

wearing underarmor with massive man tits wiggling (not this particular bunch)

Insanely impressed by a 1 rep max of 65 pound powerclean.

Talking shit, GIVING ADVICE ON HOW TO SQUAT, telling their friends they need to only bench half the way down.

I could go on… but the end all to this is spew more pounds of shit then they weigh, or lift.

I don’t want repsect, i don’t want themto like me I would like one of the following to occur:
1.Shut up
2. die

I’ve come to the conclusion if one of them has the balls to say somethnig to my face again, I’ll wreck their face, otherwise I’ll leave this be.

You are whining and bitching and complaining about things that should not bother you. Theyre acting like idiots and giving bad advice to their friends? Let them. You are not the fucking weight room police. Do your workout and dont pay attention to them if they bother you. They step in front of your platform?

Hit them with the weight while you are cleaning. That will teach them and it will be there fault for being in your way. You talk about them dieing and shooting up the school? You have anger issues kid, you need to get your shit in check.

ON THE FUCKING PLATFORM, in front of me if I hit them it will be my fault, As you see they are just little freshmen. The shooting up the school thing was sarc astic and exagerated. c’mon that should of been obvious. Kid’s stepping in front of me potentially injuring me and themselves, with the blame being solely placed on me, and them talking shit to me to my face?

honestly, I thinka lot of you who haven’t dealt with something like this on a near aily basis have no idea how pissed off that would make someone. Jut ready to rip tha new deadlift pr? sorry anorexic boys ass is in your face, totally oblivious. This happens more often then just once or twice.

I almost threw this one kid into a wall for ripping ass into my face while squatting for a new pr, who was “spotting his friend” like 3 feet behind the bench and like closer to me then his buddy. Oblivious, ignorent, and barely intelligent enough to breathe, truly a pity mankind has to suffer idiots like this.

Is this Testosterone Nation? Assheads are openly insulting and just in general being assheads, and obviously being douches to me, and you think it’s right to deal with this like a bitch? Being non confrontive gets you nowhere in life. I can’t blieve no one has agreed with the stance of; letting it go, if they keep doing it, to wreck their shit.

it’s pretty simple really. because even if they coinue to talk shit, they and everyone else knows they got beaen up. Which basically making them pretty fucking stupid in the public eye. Then again, posting this has made me overthink this.[/quote]

You do realize you sound like an idiot, right?

Listen, don’t worry about what other people think or do, as long as your safety isn’t compromised.

As for wrecking their shit, guys like me are a lot bigger and stronger than you. There are guys out the a lot bigger and stronger than me. We don’t go around and wreck shit.

Grown ups like me save money and buy their own equiment so they don’t have to deal with clowns.

Go find a senior and kick his or her ass…quit picking on those weaker and smaller than yourself.