Weird Dream/Occurence

So for some reason as i was sleeping last night, i dreamed, or could have been awake, but i was in a stupor, and i felt some creature crawl onto my balls in the choad area(like in between ass and balls if you arent familiar with the terminology). So at first i was half asleep, and i immediately thought/imagined that a lizard crawled up on my balls and coiled itself up in that area.

When i realized what the fuck just went through my head and what i felt, my heart started beating fast and i started breathing harder. suddenly what i remember is being stuck in scissorlock with this feeling of this animal coiled up in my balls.

Scissorlock seemed like forever, but as SOON as i regained consciousness and control of my muscles, i fucking DASHED up and started slamming myself in the groin region as fast as i could. I felt something crawl around up onto my asscheek and fall out my boxers.

I hit the lights and tried to find what the fuck it was, but nothing was there.

I wondered to myself, did i just dream all that shit? Did i dream everything up until the point i woke up to destroy my genitalia?

what the fuck…i’m so afraid to sleep now.

ahahahahhahahahahahaha
wait
let me catch my breath…
ok
woo ahahahaha

Could have been a rat checking your nuts out, about to take a bit and you scared him off.

Lucky

Ok, just because ZMA is only vitamins and minerals, it doesn’t mean you can take a whole bottle before bed.

No but seriously, thats crazy fucked up. I had a dream one time a while ago that I was lying on the beach and some crabs came up and started pinching my toes and feet and I could seriously feel the pain in my feet. Then I woke up and my cat was at the foot of the bed, gnawing on my toes. So its possible that there was a spider or some other bug who found your taint to be a nice place to hang out. I mean think about it, its warm and humid.

What spider wouldn’t like to live in someone’s taint?

Or maybe it was a centipede. Like the one from this video: Giant centipede eating mouse. - YouTube

Now you’re never gonna go to sleep.

Haha, you had a roach crawl in bed with you. It happens.

[quote]chrismcl wrote:
Ok, just because ZMA is only vitamins and minerals, it doesn’t mean you can take a whole bottle before bed.

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incidentally i did have my zma that night.

that’s crazy.

Just last night, i was woke up by the feeling of something clawing at my leg. i couldn’t go back to sleep for like and hour.

i sure the hell hope it was BIG scratching at his leg and accidentally scratching mine instead.

I would freak the fuck out if it was something crawling in my bed!

I didn’t think that choad was a term used to describe the Perineum.

Least not one we use around here.

Congrats on the self inflicted nut smashing, btw.

hahaha! funny shit…

The other night, I had a gnarly head rush WHILE I was sleeping… I seriously thought this is how it would feel if i were to die… it was that intense. weird.

[quote]Ghost22 wrote:
I didn’t think that choad was a term used to describe the Perineum.

Least not one we use around here.

Congrats on the self inflicted nut smashing, btw.[/quote]

Choad was made famous by Beavis and Butthead. They used it all the time. It is also called the taint, because taint asshole and taint dick either.

[quote]BIGRAGOO wrote:
Ghost22 wrote:
I didn’t think that choad was a term used to describe the Perineum.

Least not one we use around here.

Congrats on the self inflicted nut smashing, btw.

Choad was made famous by Beavis and Butthead. They used it all the time. It is also called the taint, because taint asshole and taint dick either.[/quote]

I always thought it was your ‘notcha’ cause its notcha balls and notcha asshole.

My personal favorite is your ABC… your ‘ass ball-connecter’

Gooch, is another classic.

My sixth grade science teacher said there was some kind of parasite/worm that lives in your intestines but comes out your butthole in the middle of the night to lay eggs. He didn’t mention it attacking the nuts though.

[quote]etaco wrote:
My sixth grade science teacher said there was some kind of parasite/worm that lives in your intestines but comes out your butthole in the middle of the night to lay eggs. He didn’t mention it attacking the nuts though.[/quote]

roundworms.

I meant pinworms. They are known to infect children.

[quote]etaco wrote:
My sixth grade science teacher said there was some kind of parasite/worm that lives in your intestines but comes out your butthole in the middle of the night to lay eggs. He didn’t mention it attacking the nuts though.[/quote]

That would be a pinworm(Enterobius vermicularis).

[quote]etaco wrote:
My sixth grade science teacher said there was some kind of parasite/worm that lives in your intestines but comes out your butthole in the middle of the night to lay eggs. He didn’t mention it attacking the nuts though.[/quote]

If the thought of them isn’t bad enough… how about a video?

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/354/13/e12/DC1

[quote]consumer wrote:
So for some reason as i was sleeping last night, i dreamed, or could have been awake, but i was in a stupor, and i felt some creature crawl onto my balls in the choad area(like in between ass and balls if you arent familiar with the terminology). So at first i was half asleep, and i immediately thought/imagined that a lizard crawled up on my balls and coiled itself up in that area.

When i realized what the fuck just went through my head and what i felt, my heart started beating fast and i started breathing harder. suddenly what i remember is being stuck in scissorlock with this feeling of this animal coiled up in my balls.

Scissorlock seemed like forever, but as SOON as i regained consciousness and control of my muscles, i fucking DASHED up and started slamming myself in the groin region as fast as i could. I felt something crawl around up onto my asscheek and fall out my boxers.

I hit the lights and tried to find what the fuck it was, but nothing was there.

I wondered to myself, did i just dream all that shit? Did i dream everything up until the point i woke up to destroy my genitalia?

what the fuck…i’m so afraid to sleep now.[/quote]

This sounds like a case of Sleep Paralysis. Not in the strictest sense. I have had similarly absurd things happen in my sleep, where I believe there are other people/animals/creatures/things in the room with me that simply aren’t there. Even extending to the point of physically ‘feeling’ their presence, or even ‘interacting’ with them.

It’s a result of being half-awake, half-asleep, and all-fucked up. Not quite, I really don’t know all that much about it, save to say, it happens to most people at least once or twice in their lives, and it is also the explanation for virtually every out of body experience, alien abduction, visitation story, dream demons and the likes.

When you’re in this state, hallucinations, both mental and tactile are common. A sense of heightened paranoia, sensitivity, and panic often accompanies it.

All in all, it is a harrowing experience, because it really makes you think that you are crazy upstairs. But, if it happens enough, and you start to become more familiar with it, some even more interesting things happen.

Recently I had a lucid dream that dropped into a sleep paralysis type experience, where I was “awake” and listening to myself snoring as I slept. It was completely surreal and impossible to comprehend, but it happened and all I could do was laugh.

Suffice to say, your story has a certain wtf? to it. I would recommend doing some research on Dream Demons, Sleep Paralysis, Night time hallucinations and the likes.

Also. ZMA definitely increases the chances of this stuff happening.

[quote]Loose Tool wrote:

If the thought of them isn’t bad enough… how about a video?

http://content.nejm.org/cgi/content/full/354/13/e12/DC1

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Thanks, I really needed that visual right after having breakfast…

If you like mystic stuff, maybe it’s your kundalini-snake that’s awakwening. It’s not necessarily a good thing if it happens on itself. It’s too strong a power to control for the uninitiated. And no, it wont make you a superstud. If you could control the power, then maybe. :slight_smile: