Weekly Jewish Conspiracy Update

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[quote]Aggv wrote:
fucking ALIENS built the pyramids and im not talking about the mexican breed of alien either. [/quote]

Dude, you just don’t know the ancient business world.

The Atlanteans were basically the travel tourist types. You know the modern version- The people who are always going on a Carnival cruise or trip to Vegas. Well, they went to south and central America back then and saw what the Maya had done with their ceremonial structures an were amazed.

So the Atlanteans wanted a Mediterranien version. They had to do it on the cheap though, and all they could get their hands on was a crusty old sandbox development in some “valley of the kings” subdivision. Like a McMansion complex for dead rulers.

The thing is that the Atlanteans can’t build shit. They had to hire the Jews as the main contractors, cause they do know their shit. So the Jews were like the ancient equivalent of Whiting-Turner. They have the know-how, but need to do-how, and the Egyptians were the financial backers of it in the hopes of getting a big foot in the door of the ancient tourist market.

Thats where the Mexicans come in. Everybody knows that they will work their asses off for pennies on the dollar, so the Jews subbed the labor out to the Mexicans, with the plan to keep their share as the general contractors. So the Mexicans did their thing and built the pyramids up to all of the contemporary specs and everything was copacetic. Right?

Wrong. The Egyptians refused to pay up on what was left once the contract was complete. They were already tight with the installments and complete assholes about deadlines, then they went and totally gypped the Jews.

So you see now, the Mexicans actually did build the pyramids. Thats also why the traditional vocations for Jews is law and accounting.

And all of that animosity from the Egyptians? Thats totally a front to obfuscate the fact that the started all of this shit in the first place. Like the guy that borrows $20. and wont pay it back, but calls you an asshole for lending it to him.

p.s. That ancient aliens guy is crazy.

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[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Aggv wrote:
fucking ALIENS built the pyramids and im not talking about the mexican breed of alien either. [/quote]

Dude, you just don’t know the ancient business world.

The Atlanteans were basically the travel tourist types. You know the modern version- The people who are always going on a Carnival cruise or trip to Vegas. Well, they went to south and central America back then and saw what the Maya had done with their ceremonial structures an were amazed.

So the Atlanteans wanted a Mediterranien version. They had to do it on the cheap though, and all they could get their hands on was a crusty old sandbox development in some “valley of the kings” subdivision. Like a McMansion complex for dead rulers.

The thing is that the Atlanteans can’t build shit. They had to hire the Jews as the main contractors, cause they do know their shit. So the Jews were like the ancient equivalent of Whiting-Turner. They have the know-how, but need to do-how, and the Egyptians were the financial backers of it in the hopes of getting a big foot in the door of the ancient tourist market.

Thats where the Mexicans come in. Everybody knows that they will work their asses off for pennies on the dollar, so the Jews subbed the labor out to the Mexicans, with the plan to keep their share as the general contractors. So the Mexicans did their thing and built the pyramids up to all of the contemporary specs and everything was copacetic. Right?

Wrong. The Egyptians refused to pay up on what was left once the contract was complete. They were already tight with the installments and complete assholes about deadlines, then they went and totally gypped the Jews.

So you see now, the Mexicans actually did build the pyramids. Thats also why the traditional vocations for Jews is law and accounting.

And all of that animosity from the Egyptians? Thats totally a front to obfuscate the fact that the started all of this shit in the first place. Like the guy that borrows $20. and wont pay it back, but calls you an asshole for lending it to him.

p.s. That ancient aliens guy is crazy.
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Jews.

Wheeling and dealing since 4000 BC.

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Every night before I go to bed I count all my money including change and lock it in my titanium safe. Also I call all my Jew friends in the media and discuss what we want to tell all the fucktards so we can keep hoarding all the sweet sweet cash. Then I have sex with my wife through a sheet and go to sleep.

PS yes Mexicans built the pryamids it just makes sense. No Jew has done manual labor ever hence why we are so awful at sports

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Not according to Disney. Jews are ballas.

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Jewish women are really easy to get into bed. Plus they’re freaky too.

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MASTERS OF THE EARTH…is a little presumptuous.

Don’t you Jews know the power of understatement?

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[quote]harrypotter wrote:
Jewish women are really easy to get into bed. [/quote]

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I, for one, am happy about our Jewish overlords.

They have promised me that I get to run Australia.