Want to Slap A Gym Bitch

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
not to hijack this amazing thread or anything, but damnt That One Guy, your avatar scares me. I feel like you are watching me through my screen. And i do everything naked…

now please, back to that biatch…[/quote]

In Soviet Russia, TV watches You!

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
not to hijack this amazing thread or anything, but damnt That One Guy, your avatar scares me. I feel like you are watching me through my screen. And i do everything naked…

now please, back to that biatch…[/quote]

Haha, yea his avatar always creeps me out.

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
coolnatedawg wrote:
not to hijack this amazing thread or anything, but damnt That One Guy, your avatar scares me. I feel like you are watching me through my screen. And i do everything naked…

now please, back to that biatch…

In Soviet Russia, TV watches You![/quote]

Simpsons?

[quote]That One Guy wrote:
SkyzykS wrote:
I was in a gym one time and got all crazy and started knocking over buildings and stuff.

It musta be the decamasteron,3,17,3dianadrolabolanenthanate.

Then I started snappin chichs across the ass with a jumpstretch band.

It was HYOOGE!

Did you stick it in her pooper?[/quote]

No. She stuck it in mine. ;()

This really did happen… It completely blew my mind… Epistane gives people gyno accodring to Mr. Ciggarette Steroid Wizard Guy with the poorly grown beard.

This really did happen… It completely blew my mind… Epistane gives people gyno accodring to Mr. Ciggarette Steroid Wizard Guy with the poorly grown beard.

This really did happen… It completely blew my mind… Epistane gives people gyno accodring to Mr. Ciggarette Steroid Wizard Guy with the poorly grown beard.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
That One Guy wrote:
coolnatedawg wrote:
not to hijack this amazing thread or anything, but damnt That One Guy, your avatar scares me. I feel like you are watching me through my screen. And i do everything naked…

now please, back to that biatch…

In Soviet Russia, TV watches You!

Simpsons?[/quote]

No - Yakov Smirnoff/Family Guy.

DAMNT! I knew it was one of those. Is that how it goes? For some reason I could never remember and always made my own thing up…

“In mother Russia, dog eats you!” It never made sense, especially since that is what i normally resort too… now i know why.

In soviet russia, you have freedom of speech, in america, you have freedom AFTER speech.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:
DAMNT! I knew it was one of those. Is that how it goes? For some reason I could never remember and always made my own thing up…

“In mother Russia, dog eats you!” It never made sense, especially since that is what i normally resort too… now i know why.[/quote]

Yeahhh he would allude to like a totalitarian government like in the book 1984, where the government spies on its people, keeping tabs on them. In the book 1984, the the TVs in homes were ways Big Brother would spy on its people, quite literally the TV would watch you.

So the Yakov’s act would be like, “In America, you watch TV. In Soviet Russia, TV watches you! In America, you listen to radio. In Soviet Russia, radio listens to you!” Pretty funny guy.

In soviet russia, gym bitch slaps you.

I don’t know why the hell everyone is so damn serious in the gym. Who gives a flying shit if some dude was running his mouth about roids? Getting a little territorial, maybe?

Piss on the decline bench before you went to the water fountain? I’m the same smart ass guy in the gym that I am out on the street, and all the hard-core guys that I know are willing to enjoy a good laugh at least once a workout.

The only thing that pisses me off is when somebody steals the squat rack when I walk around the corner to get a drink…and sometimes when people act like people can’t smile and push iron at the same time.

[quote]BrownTrout wrote:
I don’t know why the hell everyone is so damn serious in the gym. Who gives a flying shit if some dude was running his mouth about roids? Getting a little territorial, maybe?

Piss on the decline bench before you went to the water fountain? I’m the same smart ass guy in the gym that I am out on the street, and all the hard-core guys that I know are willing to enjoy a good laugh at least once a workout.

The only thing that pisses me off is when somebody steals the squat rack when I walk around the corner to get a drink…and sometimes when people act like people can’t smile and push iron at the same time. [/quote]

lol nobody even thinks about going to the bench or squat rack whenever I use it and leave. I just leave my jacket hanging on the bar, ominously.

Today was first time in a while I had to wait to use the squat rack though, someone was doing front squats and deadlifts, which is RARE in my gym lol.

Yeah dude. Sometimes I’ll throw a hat on the end of the bar if I’m wearing one.

[quote]Irish Iron wrote:
This really did happen… It completely blew my mind… Epistane gives people gyno accodring to Mr. Ciggarette Steroid Wizard Guy with the poorly grown beard.[/quote]

Depending on the dose and how you react to it, it is very possible.

Certainly not while on cycle as it has anti properties.

But combining those estrogen surpressive effects with fluctuating hormone levels while trying to restart normal production, could easily cause an estrogen spike.

If your gyno prone, coming off high dose epistane suddenly would certainly cause gyno.

Simply Amazing, I know the type.

[quote]Westclock wrote:
Irish Iron wrote:
This really did happen… It completely blew my mind… Epistane gives people gyno accodring to Mr. Ciggarette Steroid Wizard Guy with the poorly grown beard.

Depending on the dose and how you react to it, it is very possible.

Certainly not while on cycle as it has anti properties.

But combining those estrogen surpressive effects with fluctuating hormone levels while trying to restart normal production, could easily cause an estrogen spike.

If your gyno prone, coming off high dose epistane suddenly would certainly cause gyno.[/quote]

that may be the case but if so then he did a really poor job of wording it that way. another reason why people should do the homework before taking anything.

Did he look anything like this douche?

http://www.steroidssavedmylife.com/

[quote]ElbowStrike wrote:
Did he look anything like this douche?

http://www.steroidssavedmylife.com/
[/quote]

RAGGEEE

lok he still weighs only 160lbs after JUICING AHAHA