The fact that people care about this act so much is the bigger indicator of “First World Problems” than the actual act itself.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
The fact that people care about this act so much is the bigger indicator of “First World Problems” than the actual act itself. [/quote]
yupp
@ fightinIrish:
your last 2 posts are spot on. I was planning on saying something along these lines but got busy at work. What I was going to say would have been something along the lines of ‘why do we have millions of people starving in the world, homeless people in every major city, etc and our biggest internal conflict is trying to explain to our kids why Miley Cyrus looks like a stripper’. But you said it better, so thank you.
Also, this isn’t the topic at hand, but I think the parenting concept is relevant:
?It doesn’t have any effect on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it’s a social issue. Like when you see someone stand up on a talk show and say, "How am I supposed to explain to my children that two men are getting married?.. I dunno. It’s your shitty kid. You fuckin’ tell ‘em. Why is that anyone else’s problem? Two guys are in LOVE and they can’t get married because you don’t want to talk to your ugly child for five fuckin’ minutes?? -Louis CK
I personally don’t care…she’s an Adult doing PG-13 moves here…So what?
Funny how many in the US are appalled by this, but where’s the thread here on the immorality
of TV shows and superhero movies depicting violence and death? isn’t that much worse than THIS?
Where’s the CULTURAL CONCERN of violence of shows people love here like Breaking Bad, Sons Of Anarchy,
The Walking Dead, or fucking ‘‘Dexter’’?..crickets…nada…THOSE shows and others are ‘accepted’ but nobody
sez a word about the acts depicted on them or is there ever a discussion or debate about them, but are (gasp!)
shocked and awed by Miley’s little moves here.
'Gotta love the hypocrisy and selective moral concerns of Americans.
I don’t know…but in 2013 it seems a shame that people who were kids when Adina Howard and Madonna were throwing their coochies at us…now suddenly want to act “appalled” to things like this.
It seems like a whole lot of sticks getting buried in a whole lot of asses in suburban America…the land where you apparently let Disney create a virtual reality for your kids that you perpetuate until they turn into a real slut in college.
Freshman Year “Getting licked in strange places” 101
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Freshman Year “Getting licked in strange places” 101[/quote]
I KNEW I recognized you from somewhere!
…and the fact that she is about as sexy as an SNL skit makes this reaction even more bazaar.
Adina Howard made some guys hit puberty early.
What the fuck did Hillary Duff do?
I felt dirty watching that…like “this is boring I should be taking a shower” dirty.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Freshman Year “Getting licked in strange places” 101[/quote]
I KNEW I recognized you from somewhere![/quote]
Dude, that class is now being given online while you stand in line to get registered.
Her tongue is the only useful thing present in that picture.
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Beans, did you see all the shots of those celebrities? Even they were embarrassed/disgusted. Miley is the last person that should be twerking. She doesn’t have that ass.[/quote]
Something about this pic tells me that Will Smith is a great father.
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
It’s not progressively getting more provocative. Christ bro, go back and watch LL Cool J perform “Doin It” at the VMAs back in 96, or the Like A Virgin one from the 80s. It’s just done differently.[/quote]
First off, I was comparing Elvis to Miley, and secondly none of those people were Hanna Montana either.
Notice I didn’t bring up Lady Gaga being on stage in a thong.
Two different things going on here.
[quote]
And parenting ain’t a cake walk. If you expected society or the world to make things easy on you as a parent, well, tough shit.[/quote]
Is that what I asked? No.
The question, if you care to answer, is why are you okay with continuing to make things more difficult?
[quote]
Oh, poor you.
Poor, poor you.
Get over yourselves. [/quote]
While you are busy building strawmen you are ignoring the fact that this shit is shaping how the children of this country, and the world to a degree, see the world, themselves and their place in it.
But dont’ worry people in the past had other issues to contend with, that concerned citizens addressed, we should just stop trying to get better now. Get over yourself. Because your little bubble world isn’t directly impacted here, doesn’t keep you safe from the ripples.
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]Totenkopf wrote:
Beans, did you see all the shots of those celebrities? Even they were embarrassed/disgusted. Miley is the last person that should be twerking. She doesn’t have that ass.[/quote]
Something about this pic tells me that Will Smith is a great father.[/quote]
Honestly…I give that pic a 100/100.
It is priceless.
They need to make quilts out of that picture.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Notice I didn’t bring up Lady Gaga being on stage in a thong.
Two different things going on here. [/quote]
Penises?
[quote]Professor X wrote:
It seems like a whole lot of sticks getting buried in a whole lot of asses in suburban America…the land where you apparently let Disney create a virtual reality for your kids that you perpetuate until they turn into a real slut in college.
Freshman Year “Getting licked in strange places” 101[/quote]
all those folks in the suburbs have it wrong i guess, ill look to the hood for moral righteousness from now on
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
Sex, pretty much, is being sold to teenage girls.
Are we okay with that? And if so, at what point do we draw the line?[/quote]
Have we forgotten that Sir Mix A Lot and 2 Live Crew existed? Who do you their music/videos were marketed to? That shit was way worse than this. So if we’re talking about drawing the line at this weird Miley Cyrus stuff, then those guys would be waaaay over it. And yet our culture totally embraces “I Like Big Butts”, which is extraordinarily vulgar in comparison. My thought is we’ll look at this Miley performance the way we look at the Madonna in a wedding dress performance. That is, assuming anyone remembers Miley in 10 years.
Is that Ricky Martin in the beetlejuice suit?
[quote]Aggv wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
It seems like a whole lot of sticks getting buried in a whole lot of asses in suburban America…the land where you apparently let Disney create a virtual reality for your kids that you perpetuate until they turn into a real slut in college.
Freshman Year “Getting licked in strange places” 101[/quote]
all those folks in the suburbs have it wrong i guess, ill look to the hood for moral righteousness from now on[/quote]
LOL.
Silly rabbit.
The fool is the one who thinks you find that in a neighborhood.
[quote]Aggv wrote:
[quote]FightinIrish26 wrote:
The fact that people care about this act so much is the bigger indicator of “First World Problems” than the actual act itself. [/quote]
yupp[/quote]
Well no one gives a fuck that our government is trying to grab our guns, Obama is BushII or that our economy is basically shit cover vomit, so why not try and have a discussion on something else.
Nope, who cares, lets drone strike some American Citizens, innocent children and talk about how racist all white people are instead.
The high horses in this thread, from people without kids, are leaving some giant piles of shit laying around.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
Have we forgotten that Sir Mix A Lot and 2 Live Crew existed? [/quote]
All together now…starting with the fifth graders!!
[quote]I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I’ve seen them dancin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I’m tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Baby got back
(LA face with Oakland booty)
I like’em round and big
And when I’m throwin a gig
I just can’t help myself
I’m actin like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot’s in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won’t cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna –
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won’t like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I’d rather stay and play
Cuz I’m long and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back
(LA face with the Oakland booty)
Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain’t got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she’s 5’3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I’m thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Baby got back
Little in tha middle but she got much back x4 [/quote]