SSC you should obviously be squatting, while drinking milk, and reading about the Roman Empire
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
SSC you should obviously be squatting, while drinking milk, and reading about the Roman Empire
[/quote]
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]usmccds423 wrote:
SSC you should obviously be squatting, while drinking milk, and play God Of War
[/quote]
[/quote]
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
Study? Nah, fuck that.
go to a bar.
call some women.
play pool.
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t.
ride a bike.
sit on a roof and smoke pot.
Call friends.
Post on T-Nation between activities.
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish.
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game.
Hassle the bouncer.
Play an instrument.
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat. Preferrably in a neighborhood.
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building.
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize.
[quote]SSC wrote:
Sorry Edgy, you’re acting like we’re just making this shit up. I’ve been reading these same old tired arguments since before the 2000’s. You are wrong. Seriously, you’re just WRONG.
[/quote]
No - YOU’RE WRONG!
take that, kiddo -
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
Study? Nah, fuck that.
go to a bar.
call some women.
play pool.
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t.
ride a bike.
sit on a roof and smoke pot.
Call friends.
Post on T-Nation between activities.
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish.
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game.
Hassle the bouncer.
Play an instrument.
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat. Preferrably in a neighborhood.
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building.
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize.
[/quote]
let him “level up” first
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
[/quote]
Lol, close, but not quite. Recent graduate. Currently on a no-spending embargo (literally, I’m unable to drive anywhere right now, and don’t have the option to if I wanted to) because I’m moving across the country in a week or two into a new house without a job secured currently. I’m marooned at my parents’ house as a 23-year old with no friends left in my home town. So I’ve basically been reduced to applying for jobs online, trolling T-Nation, and working out. lol
[quote]Edgy wrote:
No - YOU’RE WRONG!
take that, kiddo - [/quote]
Lol! I can’t be mad after that. 
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
[/quote]
Lol, close, but not quite. Recent graduate. Currently on a no-spending embargo (literally, I’m unable to drive anywhere right now, and don’t have the option to if I wanted to) because I’m moving across the country in a week or two into a new house without a job secured currently. I’m marooned at my parents’ house as a 23-year old with no friends left in my home town. So I’ve basically been reduced to applying for jobs online, trolling T-Nation, and working out. lol
[quote]Edgy wrote:
No - YOU’RE WRONG!
take that, kiddo - [/quote]
Lol! I can’t be mad after that. :)[/quote]
Well…
ride a bike.
go for a walk
go for a run
lift again if you have not
beat the shit out of your dad now that you can
go to bar, don’t run a tab, make new friends
hit on cougars at the bar
where are you moving? If you come to Texas we can party and I’ll make your fucking head spin. My treat. I might hire you too. What did you study?
Answer quick! I have not been laid since fucking that bitch in the park I posted about in SAMA. (My latest Conquest)
Got one coming over tonight, about to prep some dinner and let some wine breath. Should be here around 8.
OMG I AM FUCKING OLD!!! I’M BREATHING WINE FOR A DATE!!!
I’ll be done in like ten minutes though, will be back on T-Nation. J’k.
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
Study? Nah, fuck that.
go to a bar.
call some women.
play pool.
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t.
ride a bike.
sit on a roof and smoke pot.
Call friends.
Post on T-Nation between activities.
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish.
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game.
Hassle the bouncer.
Play an instrument.
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat. Preferrably in a neighborhood.
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building.
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize.
[/quote]
let him “level up” first [/quote]
Level up on some balls.
JK ssc, lil homie.
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
[/quote]
Lol, close, but not quite. Recent graduate. Currently on a no-spending embargo (literally, I’m unable to drive anywhere right now, and don’t have the option to if I wanted to) because I’m moving across the country in a week or two into a new house without a job secured currently. I’m marooned at my parents’ house as a 23-year old with no friends left in my home town. So I’ve basically been reduced to applying for jobs online, trolling T-Nation, and working out. lol
[quote]Edgy wrote:
No - YOU’RE WRONG!
take that, kiddo - [/quote]
Lol! I can’t be mad after that. :)[/quote]
Well…
ride a bike.
go for a walk
go for a run
lift again if you have not
beat the shit out of your dad now that you can
go to bar, don’t run a tab, make new friends
hit on cougars at the bar
where are you moving? If you come to Texas we can party and I’ll make your fucking head spin. My treat. I might hire you too. What did you study?
Answer quick! I have not been laid since fucking that bitch in the park I posted about in SAMA. (My latest Conquest)
Got one coming over tonight, about to prep some dinner and let some wine breath. Should be here around 8.
OMG I AM FUCKING OLD!!! I’M BREATHING WINE FOR A DATE!!!
I’ll be done in like ten minutes though, will be back on T-Nation. J’k.
[/quote]
lol… I’m not going to make this thread about me, I cover most of this in my training log, haha. I’m moving to Denver - I have a degree in Health Care Administration and am going back for my Master’s as well as a dual degree in nursing.
I seriously plan on visiting Texas sometime when I’m out there, I’ll make sure to let you know if I’m ever headed your way.
[quote]SSC wrote:
I seriously plan on visiting Texas sometime when I’m out there, I’ll make sure to let you know if I’m ever headed your way. :)[/quote]
ain’t nuthin in TexAss but steers and queers, and you can tell that Houston aint got no horns.
stay clear of TexAss, Kid - come out to Cali, and we’ll show you why they call this the land of fruits and nuts~
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
[quote]HoustonGuy wrote:
SSC,
Life situation? College, right?
[/quote]
Lol, close, but not quite. Recent graduate. Currently on a no-spending embargo (literally, I’m unable to drive anywhere right now, and don’t have the option to if I wanted to) because I’m moving across the country in a week or two into a new house without a job secured currently. I’m marooned at my parents’ house as a 23-year old with no friends left in my home town. So I’ve basically been reduced to applying for jobs online, trolling T-Nation, and working out. lol
[quote]Edgy wrote:
No - YOU’RE WRONG!
take that, kiddo - [/quote]
Lol! I can’t be mad after that. :)[/quote]
Well…
ride a bike.
go for a walk
go for a run
lift again if you have not
beat the shit out of your dad now that you can
go to bar, don’t run a tab, make new friends
hit on cougars at the bar
where are you moving? If you come to Texas we can party and I’ll make your fucking head spin. My treat. I might hire you too. What did you study?
Answer quick! I have not been laid since fucking that bitch in the park I posted about in SAMA. (My latest Conquest)
Got one coming over tonight, about to prep some dinner and let some wine breath. Should be here around 8.
OMG I AM FUCKING OLD!!! I’M BREATHING WINE FOR A DATE!!!
I’ll be done in like ten minutes though, will be back on T-Nation. J’k.
[/quote]
lol… I’m not going to make this thread about me, I cover most of this in my training log, haha. I’m moving to Denver - I have a degree in Health Care Administration and am going back for my Master’s as well as a dual degree in nursing.
I seriously plan on visiting Texas sometime when I’m out there, I’ll make sure to let you know if I’m ever headed your way. :)[/quote]
Look me up, dude. I ain’t hiding. Can’t help you with a job 1st hand but I know Houston’s medical district is world renowned and booming. I’ve been to a few emergency rooms in my day but have some buddies who can totally hook you up. Assuming you are a good dude who can carry his own in real, interpersonal life.
Growing up here it’s hard not to know oil and medical folk. And astronauts. JK, I’m pretty sure astronauts are highly gaurded CIA folk who cost like a trillion dollars to train and never appear in the world.
Fuck people for not liking if you post a little about yourself. It makes you more fun anyways to kind of know who you are.
Haters = bitches, always. Don’t get stuck on it.
[quote]Edgy wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
I seriously plan on visiting Texas sometime when I’m out there, I’ll make sure to let you know if I’m ever headed your way. :)[/quote]
ain’t nuthin in TexAss but steers and queers, and you can tell that Houston aint got no horns.
stay clear of TexAss, Kid - come out to Cali, and we’ll show you why they call this the land of fruits and nuts~[/quote]
Just for that if we ever meet I’ll put on some pointy toed cowboy boots and kick you in your fruity nuts.
[quote]SSC wrote:
I seriously plan on visiting Texas sometime when I’m out there, I’ll make sure to let you know if I’m ever headed your way. :)[/quote]
Depending on where you are in MI, Denver to Houston is approximately the same distance-- 1000-1400 miles
(sorry, I write mapping software for a living)
[quote]SteelyD wrote:
[quote]SSC wrote:
I seriously plan on visiting Texas sometime when I’m out there, I’ll make sure to let you know if I’m ever headed your way. :)[/quote]
Depending on where you are in MI, Denver to Houston is approximately the same distance-- 1000-1400 miles
(sorry, I write mapping software for a living)[/quote]
GIS?
This thread has gotten so unbelievably retarded. First, why does playing video games have to be mutually exclusive to any ‘manly’(…) behavior. Secondly, when your rebuttal to that is ‘you play games 12 hours a day because you’re a WoW fag who loves elves and fairies, fag’, then we’ll move on to this fun part:
go to bar->alcoholic.
call women->seems cool on the surface, all you do is call bitches. Extrapolated to the same silliness that everyone does to gaming though, your entire life revolves around sex to the point that you have no job or life aside from hoping bitches pity fuck your broke ass.
play pool->maybe you become professional at it, HEY WAIT PRO GAMERS MAKE MORE THAN YOU DO ROFLROFLROFLROFL(and pretty soon they’ll get more TV time to, MLG on ESPN is something that will happen within the next 5 years guaranteed).
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t->why is this manly or more worthwhile than gaming? I guess building a potato gun is cool, apparently being an asshole who shoots ‘things you shouldn’t(other peoples’ property? other people?) makes you successful at life though
ride a bike->sweet you now ride bikes long distances and have that sweet sweet body to show for it, oh wait you probably look anemic.
sit on a roof and smoke pot->really? do I really have to break this one down?
Call friends->see ‘call women’ I’m sure your friends will love that you depend on them for everything in life and don’t actually have one of your own
Post on T-Nation between activities->really?
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish->really?
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze->yay more alcohol, MANLINESS.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game->YAY PICKING FIGHTS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON, REAL MAN
Hassle the bouncer->REAL MAN
Play an instrument->homeless guy in the subway with cup in front of you for donations
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat->this is getting so old
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building->that would get prohibitively expensive
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize->become professional hipster
I got tired of putting effort into it like halfway down, but apparently being a man is drinking, being a pest, starting fights, being a pest some more, occasionally doing some physical activity, and bragging to your friends about how much of an asshole you were/are.
But he’s apparently rich or something, so that makes him right!
Oh God shit’s just gonna get worse…
"PORT WASHINGTON, NEW YORK, October 11, 2011 ?According to Kids and Gaming 2011, the latest report from leading market research company, The NPD Group, since 2009, the population growth of kids ages 2-17 increased 1.54 percent in the U.S., while the gaming population of that age group has grown 12.68 percent. This growth in kids? gaming population is far outpacing the growth experienced by the population of 2-17 year olds in the country.
Today, 91 percent of kids (approximately 64 million) ages 2-17 are gaming in the U.S."
http://www.npdgroup.com/wps/portal/npd/us/news/pressreleases/pr_111011
[quote]red04 wrote:
This thread has gotten so unbelievably retarded. First, why does playing video games have to be mutually exclusive to any ‘manly’(…) behavior. Secondly, when your rebuttal to that is ‘you play games 12 hours a day because you’re a WoW fag who loves elves and fairies, fag’, then we’ll move on to this fun part:
go to bar->alcoholic.
call women->seems cool on the surface, all you do is call bitches. Extrapolated to the same silliness that everyone does to gaming though, your entire life revolves around sex to the point that you have no job or life aside from hoping bitches pity fuck your broke ass.
play pool->maybe you become professional at it, HEY WAIT PRO GAMERS MAKE MORE THAN YOU DO ROFLROFLROFLROFL(and pretty soon they’ll get more TV time to, MLG on ESPN is something that will happen within the next 5 years guaranteed).
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t->why is this manly or more worthwhile than gaming? I guess building a potato gun is cool, apparently being an asshole who shoots ‘things you shouldn’t(other peoples’ property? other people?) makes you successful at life though
ride a bike->sweet you now ride bikes long distances and have that sweet sweet body to show for it, oh wait you probably look anemic.
sit on a roof and smoke pot->really? do I really have to break this one down?
Call friends->see ‘call women’ I’m sure your friends will love that you depend on them for everything in life and don’t actually have one of your own
Post on T-Nation between activities->really?
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish->really?
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze->yay more alcohol, MANLINESS.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game->YAY PICKING FIGHTS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON, REAL MAN
Hassle the bouncer->REAL MAN
Play an instrument->homeless guy in the subway with cup in front of you for donations
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat->this is getting so old
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building->that would get prohibitively expensive
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize->become professional hipster
I got tired of putting effort into it like halfway down, but apparently being a man is drinking, being a pest, starting fights, being a pest some more, occasionally doing some physical activity, and bragging to your friends about how much of an asshole you were/are.
But he’s apparently rich or something, so that makes him right![/quote]
You missed archery. You have to hunt Elk with a bow to be a man oh and build stuff too.
Oh and read the history of the Roman empire from beginning to end. That’s the stuff of men!
[quote]red04 wrote:
This thread has gotten so unbelievably retarded. First, why does playing video games have to be mutually exclusive to any ‘manly’(…) behavior. Secondly, when your rebuttal to that is ‘you play games 12 hours a day because you’re a WoW fag who loves elves and fairies, fag’, then we’ll move on to this fun part:
go to bar->alcoholic.
call women->seems cool on the surface, all you do is call bitches. Extrapolated to the same silliness that everyone does to gaming though, your entire life revolves around sex to the point that you have no job or life aside from hoping bitches pity fuck your broke ass.
play pool->maybe you become professional at it, HEY WAIT PRO GAMERS MAKE MORE THAN YOU DO ROFLROFLROFLROFL(and pretty soon they’ll get more TV time to, MLG on ESPN is something that will happen within the next 5 years guaranteed).
Make a potato gun. Shoot it at things you shouldn’t->why is this manly or more worthwhile than gaming? I guess building a potato gun is cool, apparently being an asshole who shoots ‘things you shouldn’t(other peoples’ property? other people?) makes you successful at life though
ride a bike->sweet you now ride bikes long distances and have that sweet sweet body to show for it, oh wait you probably look anemic.
sit on a roof and smoke pot->really? do I really have to break this one down?
Call friends->see ‘call women’ I’m sure your friends will love that you depend on them for everything in life and don’t actually have one of your own
Post on T-Nation between activities->really?
Find a river/creek/stream and catch some catfish->really?
Fillet and fry them. Have friends over to eat them and booze->yay more alcohol, MANLINESS.
Pick a fight for fun at the bar during the pool game->YAY PICKING FIGHTS FOR LITERALLY NO REASON, REAL MAN
Hassle the bouncer->REAL MAN
Play an instrument->homeless guy in the subway with cup in front of you for donations
See how far you can hit golf balls with a baseball bat->this is getting so old
Tie fishing string between two beer cans (around the tabs) set them up across the street. When a car drives over the string, you lift one and a friend another. Laugh really hard as it gets tangled in the axle and the car drags cans down the road.
Penny tap some ladies. (tie a penny to a bandaid with more fishing string. Stick other side to window at night. Run string to car through cracked window. Pull string, making penny tap window, freaking girls out. Cut string and drive when busted.)
Buy pumpkins and throw them off of a building->that would get prohibitively expensive
Find a bar with live music, go listen even if mediocre and socialize->become professional hipster
I got tired of putting effort into it like halfway down, but apparently being a man is drinking, being a pest, starting fights, being a pest some more, occasionally doing some physical activity, and bragging to your friends about how much of an asshole you were/are.
But he’s apparently rich or something, so that makes him right![/quote]had a long point by point but basically you’re a wankster proving my point, realize it or not.